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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T23:21:54Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Spellcheck

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5 or probably 1000 or maybe infinite
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is, by some miracle or divine intervention, the upcoming '''''MAINLINE GAME (!!!!!!!!!!!!)''''' of the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] franchise. Yep, that's right. After 10 long years, you have all been given the right to collectively wake up and start spamming the internet with shit about [[Neptune|the demon of Babylon]] once again... and then go back to sleep and wait until [http://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football 17776] for the next mainline game of the series, [[SuperUltraMegaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 4 VIII GENERATION PP+ featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series]]. It is currently being developed by this [[Compa|bitch]] and published by the [[IF|other]], as usual.

==Development==

[[IF]] and [[Compa]] probably got so much hate-mail about them, for some reason that we may never know, not releasing a mainline Neptunia game for 10 whole fucking years, that they finally caved in to the pressure and are actually doing it. Like, what got up their ass? What happened those past 10 years? Did they get intimidated by the then upcoming release of that horse game? Didn't they see that, in the time period between then and now, they released [[Neptunia Virtual Stars|actual fucking dogshit they tried passing as a third-person shooter with VTubers in it]], while that other horse game turned into a cultural phenomenon worldwide, further cementing Neptunia as a has-been franchise? Instead of just sitting in their offices and pushing [[spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|remake noone asked for]] after [[spinoff]], they should've just started developing this game as soon as VII was done. But it's too late. We've all moved on, except that one editor in this wiki who, by sheer will alone, has not. We all applaud her for her persistence and wish him the best in life.

== Gameplay ==
Let's all be real for a moment, it's just gonna be the same shit as VII, rehashed once again for the next generation of literally nobody in the world. Well, except that one guy I mentioned in the previous paragraph. And one more thing: I have a feeling that most of the game will be vibe-coded, and the gameplay will show that. Place your bets! I was writing a review for it until I asked Compa to show me <s>her panties</s> some actual game footage. I got kicked from the HQ just 5 seconds later, and the review was never finished.

== Story ==
I don't fucking know, it's got all the 4 characters from the previous games plus some new ones based on the consoles we have now. All we know is that Lastation's new CPU will have no [[Neptunia Shooter|games]].

==Reception==

We don't know yet, but the journos will probably hate it and the 6 people who actually go ahead and spend money on it will love it.

== Trivia ==

* This is the first game in the entire franchise to have sold over 6 Neptillion copies, and it's not even out yet!
* [[Neptune]] has been confirmed as a character in this game.
* This is the first mainline game since [[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VII]].
* WAIT NO NOT THAT VII HOW DO I EDIT LINKS
* Yakuza is a 2005 [[action-adventure game]] developed and published by [[Sega]] for the [[PlayStation 2]]. It was released in December 2005 in Japan and in September 2006 internationally. The story follows [[Kazuma Kiryu]], a [[yakuza]] who spent ten years in prison for a crime he did not commit. After being released, he learns that the criminal underworld is searching for 10 billion yen that has been stolen from the Tojo clan. The game takes place in [[Kamurochō]], a realistic recreation of Tokyo's [[Kabukicho]] district.
* Yakuza was never referenced in a Neptunia game. Good.

[[Category:Games]]
[[Category:Mainline games]]
[[Category:Unreleased Games]]

Neptune

2026-04-10T23:21:46Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Idfk anymore

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptunia|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game i think|3sizes = B73
W54

H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Planeptune |personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and memespeak.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets a hold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in [[Ultradimension]] and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension [[Plutia]]" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
Take everything from the previous section, replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Laid back and carefree. That Nep doesn't have a care in the world and jokes around all the time. Despite everything, she cares for her friends and shows a strong sense of justice. She'd do great in a shounen manga.

===HDD Form===
More calm and observant than her human form. It's still Neptune, though, so you can see her playful side shine through every now and then if you pay attention long enough. In Victory/Re;Birth3, she shows herself to be a master of the art of tsukkomi (aka WITTY COMEBACKS), which is a mandatory skill when dealing with Sadie. She can also get pretty horny at times, but you haven't heard that from us.

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune loves pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalleled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. Her Japanese voice is very annoying. She seems to think, "IF I GO HIGHER PITCHED, I'M CUTER, RIGHT???" but it really works against her. Her English voice is considerably deeper, yet perfectly embodies Neptune. She speaks playfully and jokingly, sometimes a bit singsong, which is a fitting voice for Neptune's mischievous, stupid, and energetic character. When it comes to Purple Heart, however, the Japanese voice actress definitely is better. While Fahn does a great job at bringing Neptune to life, she struggles on the delivery of Purple Heart's more mature and calm voice. She does have a sweet, smooth caramel voice as Purple Heart, though, which can make you eargasm the moment you listen to her. Tanaka's performance as Purple Heart is very much the same as Fahn's, still with that same sexy mature voice, but she shows a far greater deal of competence as a voice actor. Fahn also does a poor job with Next Purple, sounding very similar to the dreadful English performance of [http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran Samus Aran] in [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c4e41d2b40b9d6e2ab467ff/1612855779673-B5L9FMMXBC4NWRG4N0YF/residential-trash-services.jpg Metroid: Other M]. Tanaka's NEXT Purple is barely noticeable compared to the good old Purple Heart.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfully cancelled in favor of the Sega <s>Satan</s> Saturn. Maybe it's for the best, seeing how it would have only been used as a basis for a shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate. Only Nepgear, and seemingly Arfoire, are capable of reading her writing. https://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia/20-czGiVLB.png
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ <s>yes she is.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ <s>Yes she is, stfu</s> NO SHE ISN'T

* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]

* Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]]. And saying that is a stretch, because barely anyone knows who she fucking is anymore.

* Neptune loves us :D
* By us, we mean pudding.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
File:Nep measure.png|obligatory bust chart
File:Purple measure.png|one for purple heart too
File:Life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
File:Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia).png
File:It's high nep.png
File:Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
File:Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
File:Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
File:PpGlasses.png
File:Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
File:Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
File:10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
File:117904555 621475642098087 8224844448493186637 n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
File:13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
File:29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
File:Hugs with histy.png
File:Tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
File:Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
File:284698416 3173337472923313 3726202120933689820 n.png
File:68869528 463761384219643 8905415401773465600 n.png|h
File:NepUnlimited-Neptune.png|16 years have passed, yet she still doesn't wear pants
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:59:41Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Wait fuck I forgot to remove that

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5 or probably 1000 or maybe infinite
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is, by some miracle or divine intervention, the upcoming '''''MAINLINE GAME (!!!!!!!!!!!!)''''' of the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] franchise. Yep, that's right. After 10 long years, you have all been given the right to collectively wake up and start spamming the internet with shit about [[Neptune|the demon of Babylon]] once again... and then go back to sleep and wait until [http://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football 17776] for the next mainline game of the series, [[SuperUltraMegaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 4 VIII GENERATION PP+ featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series]]. It is currently being developed by this [[Compa|bitch]] and published by the [[IF|other]], as usual.

==Development==

[[IF]] and [[Compa]] probably got so much hate-mail about them, for some reason that we may never know, not releasing a mainline Neptunia game for 10 whole fucking years, that they finally caved in to the pressure and are actually doing it. Like, what got up their ass? What happened those past 10 years? Did they get intimidated by the then upcoming release of that horse game? Didn't they see that, in the time period between then and now, they released [[Neptunia Virtual Stars|actual fucking dogshit they tried passing as a third-person shooter with VTubers in it]], while that other horse game turned into a cultural phenomenon worldwide, further cementing Neptunia as a has-been franchise? Instead of just sitting in their offices and pushing [[spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|remake noone asked for]] after [[spinoff]], they should've just started developing this game as soon as VII was done. But it's too late. We've all moved on, except that one editor in this wiki who, by sheer will alone, has not. We all applaud him for his persistence and wish him the best in life.

== Gameplay ==
Let's all be real for a moment, it's just gonna be the same shit as VII, rehashed once again for the next generation of literally nobody in the world. Well, except that one guy I mentioned in the previous paragraph. And one more thing: I have a feeling that most of the game will be vibe-coded, and the gameplay will show that. Place your bets!

== Story ==
I don't fucking know, it's got all the 4 characters from the previous games plus some new ones based on the consoles we have now. All we know is that Lastation's new CPU will have no [[Neptunia Shooter|games]].

==Reception==

We don't know yet, but the journos will probably hate it and the 6 people who actually go ahead and spend money on it will love it.

== Trivia ==

* This is the first game in the entire franchise to have sold over 6 Neptillion copies, and it's not even out yet!
* [[Neptune]] has been confirmed as a character in this game.
* This is the first mainline game since [[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VII]].
* WAIT NO NOT THAT VII HOW DO I EDIT LINKS
* Yakuza is a 2005 [[action-adventure game]] developed and published by [[Sega]] for the [[PlayStation 2]]. It was released in December 2005 in Japan and in September 2006 internationally. The story follows [[Kazuma Kiryu]], a [[yakuza]] who spent ten years in prison for a crime he did not commit. After being released, he learns that the criminal underworld is searching for 10 billion yen that has been stolen from the Tojo clan. The game takes place in [[Kamurochō]], a realistic recreation of Tokyo's [[Kabukicho]] district.
* Yakuza was never referenced in a Neptunia game. Good.

[[Category:Games]]
[[Category:Mainline games]]
[[Category:Unreleased Games]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:59:13Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Yeah

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5 or probably 1000 or maybe infinite
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is, by some miracle or divine intervention, the upcoming '''''MAINLINE GAME (!!!!!!!!!!!!)''''' of the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] franchise. Yep, that's right. After 10 long years, you have all been given the right to collectively wake up and start spamming the internet with shit about [[Neptune|the demon of Babylon]] once again... and then go back to sleep and wait until [http://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football 17776] for the next mainline game of the series, [[SuperUltraMegaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 4 VIII GENERATION PP+ featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series]]. It is currently being developed by this [[Compa|bitch]] and published by the [[IF|other]], as usual.

this part is incomplete bc compa doesn't let me see ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ the developement of the game

==Development==

[[IF]] and [[Compa]] probably got so much hate-mail about them, for some reason that we may never know, not releasing a mainline Neptunia game for 10 whole fucking years, that they finally caved in to the pressure and are actually doing it. Like, what got up their ass? What happened those past 10 years? Did they get intimidated by the then upcoming release of that horse game? Didn't they see that, in the time period between then and now, they released [[Neptunia Virtual Stars|actual fucking dogshit they tried passing as a third-person shooter with VTubers in it]], while that other horse game turned into a cultural phenomenon worldwide, further cementing Neptunia as a has-been franchise? Instead of just sitting in their offices and pushing [[spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|remake noone asked for]] after [[spinoff]], they should've just started developing this game as soon as VII was done. But it's too late. We've all moved on, except that one editor in this wiki who, by sheer will alone, has not. We all applaud him for his persistence and wish him the best in life.

== Gameplay ==
Let's all be real for a moment, it's just gonna be the same shit as VII, rehashed once again for the next generation of literally nobody in the world. Well, except that one guy I mentioned in the previous paragraph. And one more thing: I have a feeling that most of the game will be vibe-coded, and the gameplay will show that. Place your bets!

== Story ==
I don't fucking know, it's got all the 4 characters from the previous games plus some new ones based on the consoles we have now. All we know is that Lastation's new CPU will have no [[Neptunia Shooter|games]].

==Reception==

We don't know yet, but the journos will probably hate it and the 6 people who actually go ahead and spend money on it will love it.

== Trivia ==

* This is the first game in the entire franchise to have sold over 6 Neptillion copies, and it's not even out yet!
* [[Neptune]] has been confirmed as a character in this game.
* This is the first mainline game since [[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VII]].
* WAIT NO NOT THAT VII HOW DO I EDIT LINKS
* Yakuza is a 2005 [[action-adventure game]] developed and published by [[Sega]] for the [[PlayStation 2]]. It was released in December 2005 in Japan and in September 2006 internationally. The story follows [[Kazuma Kiryu]], a [[yakuza]] who spent ten years in prison for a crime he did not commit. After being released, he learns that the criminal underworld is searching for 10 billion yen that has been stolen from the Tojo clan. The game takes place in [[Kamurochō]], a realistic recreation of Tokyo's [[Kabukicho]] district.
* Yakuza was never referenced in a Neptunia game. Good.

[[Category:Games]]
[[Category:Mainline games]]
[[Category:Unreleased Games]]

Neptune

2026-04-10T22:03:12Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: >Trivia

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptunia|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game i think|3sizes = B73
W54

H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Planeptune |personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and memespeak.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets a hold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in [[Ultradimension]] and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension [[Plutia]]" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
Take everything from the previous section, replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Laid back and carefree. That Nep doesn't have a care in the world and jokes around all the time. Despite everything, she cares for her friends and shows a strong sense of justice. She'd do great in a shounen manga.

===HDD Form===
More calm and observant than her human form. It's still Neptune, though, so you can see her playful side shine through every now and then if you pay attention long enough. In Victory/Re;Birth3, she shows herself to be a master of the art of tsukkomi (aka WITTY COMEBACKS), which is a mandatory skill when dealing with Sadie. She can also get pretty horny at times, but you haven't heard that from us.

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune loves pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalleled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. Her Japanese voice is very annoying. She seems to think, "IF I GO HIGHER PITCHED, I'M CUTER, RIGHT???" but it really works against her. Her English voice is considerably deeper, yet perfectly embodies Neptune. She speaks playfully and jokingly, sometimes a bit singsong, which is a fitting voice for Neptune's mischievous, stupid, and energetic character. When it comes to Purple Heart, however, the Japanese voice actress definitely is better. While Fahn does a great job at bringing Neptune to life, she struggles on the delivery of Purple Heart's more mature and calm voice. She does have a sweet, smooth caramel voice as Purple Heart, though, which can make you eargasm the moment you listen to her. Tanaka's performance as Purple Heart is very much the same as Fahn's, still with that same sexy mature voice, but she shows a far greater deal of competence as a voice actor. Fahn also does a poor job with Next Purple, sounding very similar to the dreadful English performance of [http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran Samus Aran] in [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c4e41d2b40b9d6e2ab467ff/1612855779673-B5L9FMMXBC4NWRG4N0YF/residential-trash-services.jpg Metroid: Other M]. Tanaka's NEXT Purple is barely noticeable compared to the good old Purple Heart.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfully cancelled in favor of the Sega <s>Satan</s> Saturn. Maybe it's for the best, seeing how it would have only been used as a basis for a shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate. Only Nepgear, and seemingly Arfoire, are capable of reading her writing. https://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia/20-czGiVLB.png
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ <s>yes she is.</s> No, she isn't.

* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]

* Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]]. And saying that is a stretch, because barely anyone knows who she fucking is anymore.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
File:Nep measure.png|obligatory bust chart
File:Purple measure.png|one for purple heart too
File:Life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
File:Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia).png
File:It's high nep.png
File:Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
File:Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
File:Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
File:PpGlasses.png
File:Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
File:Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
File:10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
File:117904555 621475642098087 8224844448493186637 n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
File:13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
File:29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
File:Hugs with histy.png
File:Tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
File:Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
File:284698416 3173337472923313 3726202120933689820 n.png
File:68869528 463761384219643 8905415401773465600 n.png|h
File:NepUnlimited-Neptune.png|16 years have passed, yet she still doesn't wear pants
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

User:Byakuren Enjoyer

2024-01-08T03:15:15Z

Byakuren Enjoyer:

{{Character
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|image1=Byakuren.png
|caption1=The Sealed Great Magician
|true_name=Byakuren Hijiri
|nicknames=Byak Byaku Hijiri Hijirin Hij Hiji-Hiji Youkai Jesus
|appears_in=not a neptunia game that's for sure
|cup=F
|height=175cm
|thigh_gap=4cm
|fucks_given=763
|voice_(en)=Lmao fucking imagine
|voice_(jp)=Aya Endou
|race=Best girl
|weapon=Sorcerer's Sutra Scroll Vajra Her fucking motorcycle
|residence=Myouren Temple (formerly) My heart (current)
|personification=TURBO GRANNY
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Hi I'm an ex-neptunia fan and I lik- '''''LOVE''''' her now kthx bye

== What's my deal? ==
I used to really like Neptunia, but I've had an epiphany and now I don't. I'm a Touhou guy now and I don't regret being one, although I am cursed with encyclopedic knowledge of the whole Neptunia franchise, so that's that, I guess... GETOUTOUFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

Neptune

2024-01-08T03:06:02Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Fine, I'll do it myself.

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptune|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game i think|3sizes = B73
W54

H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Planeptune |personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and memespeak.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets ahold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all. Or that's what they want you to think. Nah, there's more games, that's just the bad ending lol. In the good ending, Nepgear turns the Gehaburn into the [[Share Blade]] and doesn't kill anyone <s>unfortunately.</s> But you gotta admit, the Conquest Ending really is cool.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in Ultradimension and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension Plutia" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
Take everything on the Victory section, and replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Laid back and carefree. That Nep doesn't have a care in the world and jokes around all the time. Despite everything, she cares for her friends and shows a strong sense of justice. She'd do great in a shounen manga.

===HDD Form===
More calm and observant than her human form. It's still Neptune, though, so you can see her playful side shine through every now and then if you pay attention long enough. In Victory/Re;Birth3, she shows herself to be a master of the art of tsukkomi (aka WITTY COMEBACKS), which is a mandatory skill when dealing with Sadie. She can also get pretty horny at times, but you haven't heard that from us.

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune loves pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalelled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. Her Japanese voice is very annoying. She seems to think, "IF I GO HIGHER PITCHED, I'M CUTER, RIGHT???" but it really works against her. Her English voice is considerably deeper, yet perfectly embodies Neptune. She speaks playfully and jokingly, sometimes a bit singsong, which is a fitting voice for Neptune's mischievous, stupid, and energetic character. When it comes to Purple Heart, however, the Japanese voice actress definitely is better. While Fahn does a great job at bringing Neptune to life, she struggles on the delivery of Purple Heart's more mature and calm voice. She does have a sweet, smooth caramel voice as Purple Heart, though, which can make you eargasm the moment you listen to her. Tanaka's performance as Purple Heart is very much the same as Fahn's, still with that same sexy mature voice, but she shows a far greater deal of competence as a voice actor. Fahn also does a poor job with Next Purple, sounding very similar to the dreadful English performance of [http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran Samus Aran] in [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c4e41d2b40b9d6e2ab467ff/1612855779673-B5L9FMMXBC4NWRG4N0YF/residential-trash-services.jpg Metroid: Other M]. Tanaka's NEXT Purple is barely noticeable compared to the good old Purple Heart.

===Zeldamon999===
Actually, you know what? ''Fuck it.'' Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case ''you're a fucking idiot.'' Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and ''"fix"'' some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a ''fucking idiot?'' That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? ''No.'' Will I ever do it? ''No.'' 
'''EDIT:''' He was right.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character.
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have just been just a collector's piece because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate.
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> No, she isn't.
*[https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
Nep_measure.png|obligatory bust chart
Purple_measure.png|one for purple heart too
life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
Neptune_(Hyperdimension_Neptunia).png
It's high nep.png
Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
PpGlasses.png
Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
117904555_621475642098087_8224844448493186637_n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
Hugs with histy.png
tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
284698416_3173337472923313_3726202120933689820_n.png
68869528_463761384219643_8905415401773465600_n.png|h
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

File:Byakuren.png

2024-01-08T01:53:18Z

Byakuren Enjoyer:

Better than Nep, better than Nep

Neptune

2024-01-07T21:34:58Z

Byakuren Enjoyer:

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Mistake|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = abomination|true_name = THE DEMON OF BABYLON|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game sadly|3sizes = B73
W54

H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Hell (formerly)

Planeptune (current)|personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, unfortunately, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and retard.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [[Sanae Kochiya|Nepgear]] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets ahold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all. '''Conquest is, and will always be, 100% canon. Cry harder :D'''

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in Ultradimension and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension Plutia" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

I mean, what even is the point of this game anyway? Everyone knows that ''Neptunia's lore ended with mk2'', and this game's just... Look. It's more than obvious that IF and CH are just trying their hardest to make money out of a franchise that has no chance with dealing with any other game ever, and are just trying random ass shit to see if it works. Well guess what motherfuckers, it does NOT! Noone cares about Neptunia anymore, it's a dead franchise, we should all just move on to Touhou already, and stay there. Fuck this shit. Good thing there are no other games in this franchise.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Deceiptful, cunning, but really fucking stupid. This Nep will betray you with pudding the first chance she gets. Avoid at all costs. Kill on sight. MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

===HDD Form===
Retarded perverted fucking whore

===Likes and Dislikes===
Aside from [[Cringe|satanism]], Neptune also worships custard pudding, known to the rest of the world as "[[Flandre Scarlet|flan]]." She is, quite literally, addicted to pudding, and will suffer some ''SERIOUS'' withdrawal if she doesn't eat at least 5, no, TEN cups of pudding bi-daily, and if she doesn't have her doses of pudding, she is going to die. Neptune also hates eggplants, one of the best vegetables in the world, but she has such a trauma over eggplants that they can make Purple Heart turn back into Neptune again, just by being a kilometer away from an eggplant field... Yes, it's that bad. And all of this, just because she can't eat a vegetable?!? Is she fucking stupid? She has to be, there is no other way around it. Oh, did I mention that ''she is the laziest character in fiction?'' It's true, Histoire has to keep her on a literal leash (hence her choker), and thank God she's a video game character, because not only would she not be able to survive (or just look like she does in DeviantArt fan"art"), but because I'd go to her house and fucking kill her. I won't have any remorse, it's fucking Neptune.

== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalelled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. In Japanese, it proves how she and [[Adult Neptune]] are her worst roles, because even though Rie-san is good on her own (Case in point: [[Kiara Sessyoin|Kiara]], [[Lisa Minci|Lisa]] and [[Sakuya Izayoi|Sakuya]], mm, especially Sakuya...), every Neptune she does is just really fucking annoying. It's like they intentionally recorded her voice that way to make everyone unfortunate enough to play the games to cringe so much they'd just go and delete it the moment they listen to her. Or, just switch to the English dub. Shocker, right? Fahn's Neptune isn't that bad, but it's still Neptune, so IT SUCKS! Oh yeah, I'm supposed to talk about Purple Heart too... Rie-san's Purple Heart is nice, I guess... But I'd rather just play [[Fate/Grand Order|FGO]] to risk my entire bank account so I can get Kiara and listen to her, than play any Neptunia game in my life just to listen to some mid voice acting job. And while Fahn's Purple Heart is also good, I guess, another [[Better franchise|Fate]] character voiced by her, [[Medusa (Fate)|Rider]], also exists and sounds exactly like her. My point being, just don't play Neptunia for the voice acting, it's not worth even touching the games at all... Wait, I mentioned Adult Neptune a bit earlier, but no. Fuck her. She manages to be EVEN WORSE than the "real" Neptune, and I won't waste my time saying how much she sucks. Fuck. '''FUCK!'''

===Zeldamon999===
Actually, you know what? ''Fuck it.'' Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case ''you're a fucking idiot.'' Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and ''"fix"'' some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a ''fucking idiot?'' That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? ''No.'' Will I ever do it? ''No.'' 
'''EDIT:''' He was right.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character, or even the worst character in fiction.
*In [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]], Sana- uhh I mean Nepgear kills Neptune for good, making every other appearannce of her after that game non-canon.
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have only been used by retards as a "shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself" because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate.
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> No, she isn't.
*There is a possibility, because of her HDD and NEXT Forms, that Neptune is just pretending to be stupid for the sake of fanservice and memes and she actually has a hidden intellect much larger than every single Neptunia character combined, also evident by how many fucking references she makes to literally fucking everything in existence. Either that or I'm just a blind Neptune fanboy.
*I'm gonna leave that piece of "trivia" above intact just because of how fucking stupid it sounds. Cope harder.
*[[Byakuren Hijiri|Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
Nep_measure.png|obligatory bust chart
Purple_measure.png|one for purple heart too
life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
Neptune_(Hyperdimension_Neptunia).png
It's high nep.png
Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
PpGlasses.png
Nepuuuu.jpg|bitch
Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
117904555_621475642098087_8224844448493186637_n.jpg|ugly ass
13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
Hugs with histy.png
tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
284698416_3173337472923313_3726202120933689820_n.png
68869528_463761384219643_8905415401773465600_n.png|h
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

Neptune

2024-01-07T21:21:35Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Dumbass me made just a few typos

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Mistake|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = abomination|true_name = THE DEMON OF BABYLON|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game sadly|3sizes = B73
W54

H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Hell (formerly)

Planeptune (current)|personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, unfortunately, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and retard.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [[Sanae Kochiya|Nepgear]] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets ahold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all. '''Conquest is, and will always be, 100% canon. Cry harder :D'''

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in Ultradimension and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension Plutia" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

I mean, what even is the point of this game anyway? Everyone knows that ''Neptunia's lore ended with mk2'', and this game's just... Look. It's more than obvious that IF and CH are just trying their hardest to make money out of a franchise that has no chance with dealing with any other game ever, and are just trying random ass shit to see if it works. Well guess what motherfuckers, it does NOT! Noone cares about Neptunia anymore, it's a dead franchise, we should all just move on to Touhou already, and stay there. Fuck this shit. Good thing there are no other games in this franchise.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Deceiptful, cunning, but really fucking stupid. This Nep will betray you with pudding the first chance she gets. Avoid at all costs. Kill on sight. MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

===HDD Form===
Retarded perverted fucking whore

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune ''loves'' pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
Aside from [[Cringe|satanism]], Neptune also worships custard pudding, known to the rest of the world as "[[Flandre Scarlet|flan]]." She is, quite literally, addicted to pudding, and will suffer some ''SERIOUS'' withdrawal if she doesn't eat at least 5, no, TEN cups of pudding bi-daily, and if she doesn't have her doses of pudding, she is going to die. Neptune also hates eggplants, one of the best vegetables in the world, but she has such a trauma over eggplants that they can make Purple Heart turn back into Neptune again, just by being a kilometer away from an eggplant field... Yes, it's that bad. And all of this, just because she can't eat a vegetable?!? Is she fucking stupid? She has to be, there is no other way around it. Oh, did I mention that ''she is the laziest character in fiction?'' It's true, Histoire has to keep her on a literal leash (hence her choker), and thank God she's a video game character, because not only would she not be able to survive (or just look like she does in DeviantArt fan"art"), but because I'd go to her house and fucking kill her. I won't have any remorse, it's fucking Neptune.

== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalelled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. In Japanese, it proves how she and [[Adult Neptune]] are her worst roles, because even though Rie-san is good on her own (Case in point: [[Kiara Sessyoin|Kiara]], [[Lisa Minci|Lisa]] and [[Sakuya Izayoi|Sakuya]], mm, especially Sakuya...), every Neptune she does is just really fucking annoying. It's like they intentionally recorded her voice that way to make everyone unfortunate enough to play the games to cringe so much they'd just go and delete it the moment they listen to her. Or, just switch to the English dub. Shocker, right? Fahn's Neptune isn't that bad, but it's still Neptune, so IT SUCKS! Oh yeah, I'm supposed to talk about Purple Heart too... Rie-san's Purple Heart is nice, I guess... But I'd rather just play [[Fate/Grand Order|FGO]] to risk my entire bank account so I can get Kiara and listen to her, than play any Neptunia game in my life just to listen to some mid voice acting job. And while Fahn's Purple Heart is also good, I guess, another [[Better franchise|Fate]] character voiced by her, [[Medusa (Fate)|Rider]], also exists and sounds exactly like her. My point being, just don't play Neptunia for the voice acting, it's not worth even touching the games at all... Wait, I mentioned Adult Neptune a bit earlier, but no. Fuck her. She manages to be EVEN WORSE than the "real" Neptune, and I won't waste my time saying how much she sucks. Fuck. '''FUCK!'''

===Zeldamon999===
Actually, you know what? ''Fuck it.'' Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case ''you're a fucking idiot.'' Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and ''"fix"'' some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a ''fucking idiot?'' That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? ''No.'' Will I ever do it? ''No.'' 
'''EDIT:''' He was right.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character, or even the worst character in fiction.
*In [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]], Sana- uhh I mean Nepgear kills Neptune for good, making every other appearannce of her after that game non-canon.
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have only been used by retards as a "shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself" because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate.
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> No, she isn't.
*There is a possibility, because of her HDD and NEXT Forms, that Neptune is just pretending to be stupid for the sake of fanservice and memes and she actually has a hidden intellect much larger than every single Neptunia character combined, also evident by how many fucking references she makes to literally fucking everything in existence. Either that or I'm just a blind Neptune fanboy.
*I'm gonna leave that piece of "trivia" above intact just because of how fucking stupid it sounds. Cope harder.
*[[Byakuren Hijiri|Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
Nep_measure.png|obligatory bust chart
Purple_measure.png|one for purple heart too
life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
Neptune_(Hyperdimension_Neptunia).png
It's high nep.png
Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
PpGlasses.png
Nepuuuu.jpg|bitch
Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
117904555_621475642098087_8224844448493186637_n.jpg|ugly ass
13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
Hugs with histy.png
tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
284698416_3173337472923313_3726202120933689820_n.png
68869528_463761384219643_8905415401773465600_n.png|h
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

Neptune

2024-01-07T21:17:38Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Dumbass me made just a few typos

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Mistake|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = abomination|true_name = THE DEMON OF BABYLON|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game sadly|3sizes = B73
W54

H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Hell (formerly)

Planeptune (current)|personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, unfortunately, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and retard.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [[Sanae Kochiya|Nepgear]] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets ahold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all. '''Conquest is, and will always be, 100% canon. Cry harder :D'''

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in Ultradimension and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension Plutia" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

I mean, what even is the point of this game anyway? Everyone knows that ''Neptunia's lore ended with mk2'', and this game's just... Look. It's more than obvious that IF and CH are just trying their hardest to make money out of a franchise that has no chance with dealing with any other game ever, and are just trying random ass shit to see if it works. Well guess what motherfuckers, it does NOT! Noone cares about Neptunia anymore, it's a dead franchise, we should all just move on to Touhou already, and stay there. Fuck this shit. Good thing there are no other games in this franchise.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Deceiptful, cunning, but really fucking stupid. This Nep will betray you with pudding the first chance she gets. Avoid at all costs. Kill on sight. MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

===HDD Form===
Retarded perverted fucking whore

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune ''loves'' pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
Aside from [[Cringe|satanism]], Neptune also worships custard pudding, known to the rest of the world as "[[Flandre Scarlet|flan]]." She is, quite literally, addicted to pudding, and will suffer some ''SERIOUS'' withdrawal if she doesn't eat at least 5, no, TEN cups of pudding bi-daily, and if she doesn't have her doses of pudding, she is going to die. Neptune also hates eggplants, one of the best vegetables in the world, but she has such a trauma over eggplants that they can make Purple Heart turn back into Neptune again, just by being a kilometer away from an eggplant field... Yes, it's that bad. And all of this, just because she can't eat a vegetable?!? Is she fucking stupid? She has to be, there is no other way around it. Oh, did I mention that ''she is the laziest character in fiction?'' It's true, Histoire has to keep her on a literal leash (hence her choker), and thank God she's a video game character, because not only would she not be able to survive (or just look like she does in DeviantArt fan"art"), but because I'd go to her house and fucking kill her. I won't have any remorse, it's fucking Neptune.

== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalelled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. In Japanese, it proves how she and [[Adult Neptune]] are her worst roles, because even though Rie-san is good on her own (Case in point: [[Kiara Sessyoin|Kiara]], [[Lisa Minci|Lisa]] and [[Sakuya Izayoi|Sakuya]], mm, especially Sakuya...), every Neptune she does is just really fucking annoying. It's like they intentionally recorded her voice that way to make everyone unfortunate enough to play the games to cringe so much they'd just go and delete it the moment they listen to her. Or, just switch to the English dub. Shocker, right? Fahn's Neptune isn't that bad, but it's still Neptune, so IT SUCKS! Oh yeah, I'm supposed to talk about Purple Heart too... Rie-san's Purple Heart is nice, I guess... But I'd rather just play [[Fate/Grand Order|FGO]] to risk my entire bank account so I can get Kiara and listen to her, than play any Neptunia game in my life just to listen to some mid voice acting job. And while Fahn's Purple Heart is also good, I guess, another [[Better franchise|Fate]] character voiced by her, [[Medusa (Fate)|Rider]], also exists and sounds exactly like her. My point being, just don't play Neptunia for the voice acting, it's not worth even touching the games at all... Wait, I mentioned Adult Neptune a bit earlier, but no. Fuck her. She manages to be EVEN WORSE than the "real" Neptune, and I won't waste my time saying how much she sucks. Fuck. '''FUCK!'''

===Zeldamon999===
Actually, you know what? ''Fuck it.'' Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case ''you're a fucking idiot.'' Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and ''"fix"'' some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a ''fucking idiot?'' That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? ''No.'' Will I ever do it? ''No.''
'''EDIT:''' He was right.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character, or even the worst character in fiction.|
*In [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]], Sana- uhh I mean Nepgear kills Neptune for good, making every other appearannce of her after that game non-canon.
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have only been used by retards as a "shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself" because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate.
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> No, she isn't.
*There is a possibility, because of her HDD and NEXT Forms, that Neptune is just pretending to be stupid for the sake of fanservice and memes and she actually has a hidden intellect much larger than every single Neptunia character combined, also evident by how many fucking references she makes to literally fucking everything in existence. Either that or I'm just a blind Neptune fanboy.
*I'm gonna leave that piece of "trivia" above intact just because of how fucking stupid it sounds. Cope harder.
*[[Byakuren Hijiri|Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
Nep_measure.png|obligatory bust chart
Purple_measure.png|one for purple heart too
life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
Neptune_(Hyperdimension_Neptunia).png
It's high nep.png
Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
PpGlasses.png
Nepuuuu.jpg|bitch
Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
117904555_621475642098087_8224844448493186637_n.jpg|ugly ass
13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
Hugs with histy.png
tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
284698416_3173337472923313_3726202120933689820_n.png
68869528_463761384219643_8905415401773465600_n.png|h
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

Neptune

2024-01-07T21:13:08Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Major overhaul on the text

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Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

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Planeptune (current)|personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, unfortunately, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and retard.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [[Sanae Kochiya|Nepgear]] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets ahold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all. '''Conquest is, and will always be, 100% canon. Cry harder :D'''

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in Ultradimension and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension Plutia" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

I mean, what even is the point of this game anyway? Everyone knows that ''Neptunia's lore ended with mk2'', and this game's just... Look. It's more than obvious that IF and CH are just trying their hardest to make money out of a franchise that has no chance with dealing with any other game ever, and are just trying random ass shit to see if it works. Well guess what motherfuckers, it does NOT! Noone cares about Neptunia anymore, it's a dead franchise, we should all just move on to Touhou already, and stay there. Fuck this shit. Good thing there are no other games in this franchise.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Deceiptful, cunning, but really fucking stupid. This Nep will betray you with pudding the first chance she gets. Avoid at all costs. Kill on sight. MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

===HDD Form===
Retarded perverted fucking whore

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune ''loves'' pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
Aside from [[Cringe|satanism]], Neptune also worships custard pudding, known to the rest of the world as "[[Flandre Scarlet|flan]]." She is, quite literally, addicted to pudding, and will suffer some ''SERIOUS'' withdrawal if she doesn't eat at least 5, no, TEN cups of pudding bi-daily, and if she doesn't have her doses of pudding, she is going to die. Neptune also hates eggplants, one of the best vegetables in the world, but she has such a trauma over eggplants that they can make Purple Heart turn back into Neptune again, just by being a kilometer away from an eggplant field... Yes, it's that bad. And all of this, just because she can't eat a vegetable?!? Is she fucking stupid? She has to be, there is no other way around it. Oh, did I mention that ''she is the laziest character in fiction?'' It's true, Histoire has to keep her on a literal leash (hence her choker), and thank God she's a video game character, because not only would she not be able to survive (or just look like she does in DeviantArt fan"art"), but because I'd go to her house and fucking kill her. I won't have any remorse, it's fucking Neptune.

== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalelled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. In Japanese, it proves how she and [[Adult Neptune]] are her worst roles, because even though Rie-san is good on her own (Case in point: [[Kiara Sessyoin|Kiara]], [[Lisa Minci|Lisa]] and [[Sakuya Izayoi|Sakuya]], mm, especially Sakuya...), every Neptune she does is just really fucking annoying. It's like they intentionally recorded her voice that way to make everyone unfortunate enough to play the games to cringe so much they'd just go and delete it the moment they listen to her. Or, just switch to the English dub. Shocker, right? Fahn's Neptune isn't that bad, but it's still Neptune, so IT SUCKS! Oh yeah, I'm supposed to talk about Purple Heart too... Rie-san's Purple Heart is nice, I guess... But I'd rather just play [[Fate/Grand Order|FGO]] to risk my entire bank account so I can get Kiara and listen to her, than play any Neptunia game in my life just to listen to some mid voice acting job. And while Fahn's Purple Heart is also good, I guess, another [[Better franchise|Fate]] character voiced by her, [[Medusa (Fate)|Rider]], also exists and sounds exactly like her. My point being, just don't play Neptunia for the voice acting, it's not worth even touching the games at all... Wait, I mentioned Adult Neptune a bit earlier, but no. Fuck her. She manages to be EVEN WORSE than the "real" Neptune, and I won't waste my time saying how much she sucks. Fuck. '''FUCK!'''

===Zeldamon999===
Actually, you know what? ''Fuck it.'' Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case ''you're a fucking idiot.'' Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and ''"fix"'' some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a ''fucking idiot?'' That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? ''No.'' Will I ever do it? ''No.''
'''EDIT:''' He was right.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character, or even the worst character in fiction.|
*In [[Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2]], Sana- uhh I mean Nepgear kills Neptune for good, making every other appearannce of her after that game non-canon.
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have only been used by retards as a "shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself" because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate.
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> No, she isn't.
*There is a possibility, because of her HDD and NEXT Forms, that Neptune is just pretending to be stupid for the sake of fanservice and memes and she actually has a hidden intellect much larger than every single Neptunia character combined, also evident by how many fucking references she makes to literally fucking everything in existence. Either that or I'm just a blind Neptune fanboy.
*I'm gonna leave that piece of "trivia" above intact just because of how fucking stupid it sounds. Cope harder.
*[[Byakuren Hijiri|Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
Nep_measure.png|obligatory bust chart
Purple_measure.png|one for purple heart too
life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
Neptune_(Hyperdimension_Neptunia).png
It's high nep.png
Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
PpGlasses.png
Nepuuuu.jpg|bitch
Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
117904555_621475642098087_8224844448493186637_n.jpg|ugly ass
13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
Hugs with histy.png
tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
284698416_3173337472923313_3726202120933689820_n.png
68869528_463761384219643_8905415401773465600_n.png|h
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

User:Byakuren Enjoyer

2023-12-25T20:51:56Z

Byakuren Enjoyer:

I hate the forbidden JRPG franchise so much I am seething