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Neptune

2026-04-10T23:25:45Z

Nepnepforpresident: /* TRIVIA */ YES SHE IS

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptunia|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game i think|3sizes = B73
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H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Planeptune |personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and memespeak.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets a hold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in [[Ultradimension]] and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension [[Plutia]]" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
Take everything from the previous section, replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Laid back and carefree. That Nep doesn't have a care in the world and jokes around all the time. Despite everything, she cares for her friends and shows a strong sense of justice. She'd do great in a shounen manga.

===HDD Form===
More calm and observant than her human form. It's still Neptune, though, so you can see her playful side shine through every now and then if you pay attention long enough. In Victory/Re;Birth3, she shows herself to be a master of the art of tsukkomi (aka WITTY COMEBACKS), which is a mandatory skill when dealing with Sadie. She can also get pretty horny at times, but you haven't heard that from us.

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune loves pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalleled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. Her Japanese voice is very annoying. She seems to think, "IF I GO HIGHER PITCHED, I'M CUTER, RIGHT???" but it really works against her. Her English voice is considerably deeper, yet perfectly embodies Neptune. She speaks playfully and jokingly, sometimes a bit singsong, which is a fitting voice for Neptune's mischievous, stupid, and energetic character. When it comes to Purple Heart, however, the Japanese voice actress definitely is better. While Fahn does a great job at bringing Neptune to life, she struggles on the delivery of Purple Heart's more mature and calm voice. She does have a sweet, smooth caramel voice as Purple Heart, though, which can make you eargasm the moment you listen to her. Tanaka's performance as Purple Heart is very much the same as Fahn's, still with that same sexy mature voice, but she shows a far greater deal of competence as a voice actor. Fahn also does a poor job with Next Purple, sounding very similar to the dreadful English performance of [http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran Samus Aran] in [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c4e41d2b40b9d6e2ab467ff/1612855779673-B5L9FMMXBC4NWRG4N0YF/residential-trash-services.jpg Metroid: Other M]. Tanaka's NEXT Purple is barely noticeable compared to the good old Purple Heart.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfully cancelled in favor of the Sega <s>Satan</s> Saturn. Maybe it's for the best, seeing how it would have only been used as a basis for a shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate. Only Nepgear, and seemingly Arfoire, are capable of reading her writing. https://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia/20-czGiVLB.png
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ <s>yes she is.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ <s>Yes she is, stfu</s> ̶N̶O̶ ̶S̶H̶E̶ ̶I̶S̶N̶'̶T̶ YES SHE IS

* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]

* Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]]. And saying that is a stretch, because barely anyone knows who she fucking is anymore.

* Neptune loves us :D

* By us, we mean pudding.

* We became pudding thanks to her wish.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
File:Nep measure.png|obligatory bust chart
File:Purple measure.png|one for purple heart too
File:Life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
File:Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia).png
File:It's high nep.png
File:Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
File:Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
File:Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
File:PpGlasses.png
File:Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
File:Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
File:10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
File:117904555 621475642098087 8224844448493186637 n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
File:13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
File:29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
File:Hugs with histy.png
File:Tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
File:Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
File:284698416 3173337472923313 3726202120933689820 n.png
File:68869528 463761384219643 8905415401773465600 n.png|h
File:NepUnlimited-Neptune.png|16 years have passed, yet she still doesn't wear pants
</gallery>
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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T23:11:00Z

Nepnepforpresident: compa

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5 or probably 1000 or maybe infinite
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is, by some miracle or divine intervention, the upcoming '''''<u>MAINLINE GAME (!!!!!!!!!!!!)</u>''''' of the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] franchise. Yep, that's right. After 10 long years, you have all been given the right to collectively wake up and start spamming the internet with shit about [[Neptune|the demon of Babylon]] once again... and then go back to sleep and wait until [http://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football 17776] for the next mainline game of the series, [[SuperUltraMegaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 4 VIII GENERATION PP+ featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series]]. It is currently being developed by this [[Compa|bitch]] and published by the [[IF|other]], as usual.

==Development==

[[IF]] and [[Compa]] probably got so much hate-mail about them, for some reason that we may never know, not releasing a mainline Neptunia game for 10 whole fucking years, that they finally caved in to the pressure and are actually doing it. Like, what got up their ass? What happened those past 10 years? Did they get intimidated by the then upcoming release of that horse game? Didn't they see that, in the time period between then and now, they released [[Neptunia Virtual Stars|actual fucking dogshit they tried passing as a third-person shooter with VTubers in it]], while that other horse game turned into a cultural phenomenon worldwide, further cementing Neptunia as a has-been franchise? Instead of just sitting in their offices and pushing [[spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|spinoff]] after [[Neptunia re☆Verse|remake noone asked for]] after [[spinoff]], they should've just started developing this game as soon as VII was done. But it's too late. We've all moved on, except that one editor in this wiki who, by sheer will alone, has not. We all applaud him for his persistence and wish him the best in life.

== Gameplay ==
Let's all be real for a moment, it's just gonna be the same shit as VII, rehashed once again for the next generation of literally nobody in the world. Well, except that one guy I mentioned in the previous paragraph. And one more thing: I have a feeling that most of the game will be vibe-coded, and the gameplay will show that. Place your bets!

== Story ==
I don't fucking know, it's got all the 4 characters from the previous games plus some new ones based on the consoles we have now. All we know is that Lastation's new CPU will have no [[Neptunia Shooter|games]].

==Reception==

We don't know yet, but the journos will probably hate it and the 6 people who actually go ahead and spend money on it will love it. I was writting a review for it until i asked compa to show me ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ some actual game footage... i got kicked from the HQ just 5 seconds later.

== Trivia ==

* This is the first game in the entire franchise to have sold over 6 Neptillion copies, and it's not even out yet!
* [[Neptune]] has been confirmed as a character in this game.
* This is the first mainline game since [[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VII]].
* WAIT NO NOT THAT VII HOW DO I EDIT LINKS
* Yakuza is a 2005 [[action-adventure game]] developed and published by [[Sega]] for the [[PlayStation 2]]. It was released in December 2005 in Japan and in September 2006 internationally. The story follows [[Kazuma Kiryu]], a [[yakuza]] who spent ten years in prison for a crime he did not commit. After being released, he learns that the criminal underworld is searching for 10 billion yen that has been stolen from the Tojo clan. The game takes place in [[Kamurochō]], a realistic recreation of Tokyo's [[Kabukicho]] district.
* Yakuza was never referenced in a Neptunia game. Good.

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:33:02Z

Nepnepforpresident: /* Development */ more

'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is the next mainline game in the franchise let's fucking goooooooooo... THEY FUCKED UP THE NAMING SCHEME AGAIN???!

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5 or probably 1000 or maybe infinite
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}

this part is incomplete bc compa doesn't let me see ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ the developement of the game

==Development==

I think it's being made by [[tsunako]]

==Reception==

[[Peashy]] fucking hates it, so it's probably good

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:32:38Z

Nepnepforpresident: a

'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is the next mainline game in the franchise let's fucking goooooooooo... THEY FUCKED UP THE NAMING SCHEME AGAIN???!

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5 or probably 1000 or maybe infinite
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}

this part is incomplete bc compa doesn't let me see ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ the developement of the game

==Development==

I think it's being made by tsunako

==Reception==

Peashy fucking hates it, so it's probably good

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:25:14Z

Nepnepforpresident:

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞ (originally named Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited) is the next mainline game in the franchise let's fucking goooooooooo... THEY FUCKED UP THE NAMING SCHEME AGAIN???!

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}

remind me to edit this once more info comes out

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:24:43Z

Nepnepforpresident: image

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞ (originally named Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited) is the next mainline game in the franchise let's fucking goooooooooo... THEY FUCKED UP THE NAMING SCHEME AGAIN???!

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=https://wiki.nepnep.world/wiki/File:NepUnlimited-PS5_Cover_(JP).jpg
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}

remind me to edit this once more info comes out

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File:NepUnlimited-PS5 Cover (JP).jpg

2026-04-10T22:24:04Z

Nepnepforpresident: Lastation finally has a game

== Summary ==
Lastation finally has a game

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:23:35Z

Nepnepforpresident: minor change

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞ (originally named Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited) is the next mainline game in the franchise let's fucking goooooooooo... THEY FUCKED UP THE NAMING SCHEME AGAIN???!

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=None
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}

remind me to edit this once more info comes out

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:22:21Z

Nepnepforpresident: major changes

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞ (originally named Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited) is the next mainline game in the franchise let's fucking goooooooooo... THEY FUCKED UP THE NAMING SCHEME AGAIN???!

{{Game
|title1=Neptuna is back bitchessss
|image1=gimmie a sec
|caption1=We got a new nep game before gta 6
|predecessor=Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
|successor=Fortnite
|platform=Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
|release_date(s)=Probably on the 27th of august of this year
|order_in_series=5
|genre=RPG (Really Poor Game)
|companies=Example
|ratings=None yet
|hdn_wikia_score=1 Neptillion
}}

remind me to edit this once more info comes out

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞

2026-04-10T22:16:11Z

Nepnepforpresident: some minor stuff

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞ is the next mainline game in the franchise let's fucking goooooooooo... THEY FUCKED UP THE NAMING SCHEME AGAIN???!

remind me to edit this once more info comes out

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Neptune

2026-04-10T22:07:19Z

Nepnepforpresident: /* TRIVIA */

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptunia|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game i think|3sizes = B73
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H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Planeptune |personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and memespeak.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets a hold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in [[Ultradimension]] and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension [[Plutia]]" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
Take everything from the previous section, replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Laid back and carefree. That Nep doesn't have a care in the world and jokes around all the time. Despite everything, she cares for her friends and shows a strong sense of justice. She'd do great in a shounen manga.

===HDD Form===
More calm and observant than her human form. It's still Neptune, though, so you can see her playful side shine through every now and then if you pay attention long enough. In Victory/Re;Birth3, she shows herself to be a master of the art of tsukkomi (aka WITTY COMEBACKS), which is a mandatory skill when dealing with Sadie. She can also get pretty horny at times, but you haven't heard that from us.

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune loves pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalleled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. Her Japanese voice is very annoying. She seems to think, "IF I GO HIGHER PITCHED, I'M CUTER, RIGHT???" but it really works against her. Her English voice is considerably deeper, yet perfectly embodies Neptune. She speaks playfully and jokingly, sometimes a bit singsong, which is a fitting voice for Neptune's mischievous, stupid, and energetic character. When it comes to Purple Heart, however, the Japanese voice actress definitely is better. While Fahn does a great job at bringing Neptune to life, she struggles on the delivery of Purple Heart's more mature and calm voice. She does have a sweet, smooth caramel voice as Purple Heart, though, which can make you eargasm the moment you listen to her. Tanaka's performance as Purple Heart is very much the same as Fahn's, still with that same sexy mature voice, but she shows a far greater deal of competence as a voice actor. Fahn also does a poor job with Next Purple, sounding very similar to the dreadful English performance of [http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran Samus Aran] in [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c4e41d2b40b9d6e2ab467ff/1612855779673-B5L9FMMXBC4NWRG4N0YF/residential-trash-services.jpg Metroid: Other M]. Tanaka's NEXT Purple is barely noticeable compared to the good old Purple Heart.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfully cancelled in favor of the Sega <s>Satan</s> Saturn. Maybe it's for the best, seeing how it would have only been used as a basis for a shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate. Only Nepgear, and seemingly Arfoire, are capable of reading her writing. https://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia/20-czGiVLB.png
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ <s>yes she is.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ Yes she is, stfu

* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!] (don't, it installs the arfoire virus which turns you into an [[Eggplants|eggplant]])

* Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]]. And saying that is a stretch, because barely anyone knows who she fucking is anymore.

* Neptune loves us :D

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
File:Nep measure.png|obligatory bust chart
File:Purple measure.png|one for purple heart too
File:Life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
File:Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia).png
File:It's high nep.png
File:Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
File:Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
File:Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
File:PpGlasses.png
File:Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
File:Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
File:10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
File:117904555 621475642098087 8224844448493186637 n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
File:13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
File:29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
File:Hugs with histy.png
File:Tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
File:Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
File:284698416 3173337472923313 3726202120933689820 n.png
File:68869528 463761384219643 8905415401773465600 n.png|h
File:NepUnlimited-Neptune.png|16 years have passed, yet she still doesn't wear pants
</gallery>
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[[Category:Planeptune residents]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory

2026-04-10T22:02:45Z

Nepnepforpresident: /* Trivia */

{{Game|title1 = Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory|image1 = Victory_LEE.png|caption1 = V!|predecessor = [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]|successor = [[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]|platform = PS3|release_date(s) = August 30, 2012 (JP)
March 21, 2013 (NA)

March 15, 2013 (EU)

March 18, 2013 (AU)

April 26, 2013 (KR)|order_in_series = Supposed to be third|genre = RPG (Random Plot-lacking Game)|companies = Idea Factory
Compile Heart|ratings = CERO: C
ESRB: T

PEGI: 12}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory''', or ''Hyperdimension Neptunia V (Victory)'' for long, is the game where nothing happens but exists because... because.

This game is called ''Divine Dimension Game Neptune V'' in Japan but for no apparent reason they kept it as Hyperdimension in English, as opposed to ''Divine Dimension Neptunia Victory'', despite the game not taking place in Hyperdimension (or "Divine Dimension" either, for that matter).

== Plot ==
Wanna hear a joke? This game's plot.

The plot is as much as Blanc's boobs.

Neptune falls in another dimension that kinda looks like hers. In this dimension to become a CPU people have to eat a thing called CPU Memory but if you're not fit to be they become a monster.

[[Rei Ryghts]] also known as "who-knows-how-she-deserved-to-be-a-CPU" has no social life and she despises the CPUs so she thinks to destroy the world is okay since she has nothing better to do. Anonydeath should have been the main villain.

Neptune eats pudding.

== Characters ==

==== [[Neptune]] ====
Neptune likes pudding and differently from HDN1/Re;Birth1 she has nothing good as a character.

==== [[Plutia]] ====
Plutia is the worst person in the world and she didn't have any merit to become a CPU but she did anyways.

==== [[Noire]] ====
The Noire of this dimension. She's actually very different from the other Noire but no one cares and they think of them as the same character. All she does is work hard and play the straight man for the entire game.

==== [[Blanc]] ====
The Blanc of this dimension. The only thing that is different about her compared to the other Blanc is her love for Plutia.

==== [[Vert]] ====
The Vert of this dimensions. She's a bit different from the other Vert but unfortunately, just like the other Vert, her personality is the opposite of her boobs in terms of size.

==== [[Nepgear]] ====
Poor punching bag. She's such a punching bag even Nepgear beats down on her.

==== [[Peashy]] ====
A little brat but she's stronger than anyone in this game.

==== [[Histoire]] ====
The Histoire of this dimension, with the special ability to get "Pissty". Also notable for being very smol, even more smol than usual.

==== [[Croire]] ====
The most relevant antagonist but she has like 2 minutes of screentime. She likes to watch everyone suffering.

=== Seven Sages ===
The antagonist crew. A group of seven textbook villains that get together for no reason other than out of habit. They dont even like each other that much.

==== [[Rei Ryghts]] ====
Some girl that should see a therapist.

==== [[Anonydeath]] ====
A wizard, an hacker, able to repair robots and supports his comrades but for some reason not the main antagonist. A stalker who should calm down.

==== [[Copypaste]] ====
A robot who has more friends than any character in this game. He's too loud.

==== [[Warechu]] ====
The Warechu from this dimension. He's different from the other Warechu but no one cares.

==== [[Arfoire]] ====
Again? Seriously.

Fun fact: Arfoire and Warechu's friendship in this game is kinda a rip-off of the other dimension's Warechu and [[Underling]].

==== [[Mr. Badd]] ====
A bizarrely out of place old fart. He fights with a robot suit that spawns only when the battle is starting.

==== [[Abnes]] ====
She's a whiny brat.
==Trivia==
*This game has a strange obsession with the word "victory." Neptune even learns a skill called Victory Slash.
*The peace sign resembles the letter V, which means victory. See? There it is again!
*To be fair, "Divine Dimension Neptunia Victory" actually sounds like shit.

* "Divine Dimension" is the Japanese name for Ultradimension. So this game actually should have been called ''Ultradimension Neptunia Victory''. Or, better yet, ''Ultradimension Plutia''.

* You can marry Neptune! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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[[Category:PS3 Trilogy]]

Megadimension Neptunia VIIR

2026-04-10T21:59:01Z

Nepnepforpresident: slight edits

{{Game|title1 = Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|image1 = V2r box kunst.jpg|caption1 = hey... this is the same as the last one!|predecessor = [[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]|platform = Playstation 4
Steam|release_date(s) = August 24, 2017 (JP/PS4)
May 8, 2018 (NA/PS4)

May 11, 2018 (EU/PS4)

October 22, 2018 (Steam)|order_in_series = 7.2Rth|genre = RPG (Re-hashed Placebo Game)|companies = Idea Factory
Compile Heart

Silicon Studio|ratings = CERO: C
ESRB: T

PEGI: 16|hdn_wikia_score = 69/100}}'''Megadimension Neptunia VIIR''' (known internally as “Megadimension Neptunia VII v1.02”) is an "enhanced" port of [[Megadimension Neptunia VII]], originally on Playstation 4, to the Playstation 4. It adds a lot of new features such as having a worse voice actor for [[Noire]], a worse battle system, worse sound effects, and a nicer HUD. Did i mention it came for the Playstation 4?
==Plot==
See [[Megadimension Neptunia VII#Plot]].
==Development==
After the release of Megadimension Neptunia VII, [[Tsunako]] felt dissatisfied with the release state of VII and began working on an update patch. This patch is what would eventually become VIIR. At first the patch only addressed simple issues, like a bug that caused players to receive less EXP, as well as add small features like a [[Kurome Ankokuboshi | Kurome]] costume for [[Uzume Tennouboshi| Uzume]]. But as she continued to work on the patch the additions became more and more ambitious, including a completely new graphics engine. At some point throughout the development of this patch, series composer Kenji Kaneko bought a VR headset and VR Chat (even though VR Chat is free) for Tsunako’s birthday. Tsunako got hooked on VR Chat which in turn inspired her most ambitious addition to VIIR: the legendary VR mode (which does nothing btw).

Despite all the additions to VII, Tsunako was determined to release the patch free of charge, as a gift, thank you, and apology to all the Neptunia fans that put up with the shit quality the series is known for. However, as she was finalizing the patch, Moo Niitani came out of nowhere and commanded that she instead released it as a standalone title. When she asked him why, he said, “We’ve got to have money.” Tsunako disapproved this decision but complied anyways because he was paying the bills.
==Differences from VII==
Here is a full list of changes from VII:

*Your party members stalk you
*Noire’s voice actress has been replaced
*New music
*A completely new title screen
*A hilariously low-effort sprint mechanic that was probably worked on for no longer than 5 minutes
*You can now walk
*''Slightly'' better model physics
*DLC characters are gone
*Level cap DLC is gone
*Actually DLC is just gone in general
*Wait nevermind they just added like 10 different kinds of DLC
*Replacing the level cap DLC is an item cap DLC
*No more map battles (thank god)
*Brand new battle system! It’s garbage
*There is a new Counter option in-battle which makes the enemy explode when you use it
*There is a new mechanic where cancelling HDD heals you infinite HP
*You get fully healed at the end of every battle for no apparent reason
*Unlock skills with the power of money
*A single new 3D cutscene
*If you mail the instruction slip back to Compile Heart in the provided envelope, they will mail you back a dank kush (with VII’s instruction slip they would instead mail back a half-dead flower that wilted in post)
*New graphics engine that makes the game look like it isn’t just a PS2 game running on an emulator with a 1080p patch
*New graphics engine now requires two graphics cards to run at a reasonable framerate
*Lots of assorted graphical changes both related and unrelated to the new engine
*[[Uni]]'s legendary "Freeze, bitch!" voice clip has been removed
*New skill animations
*The game is now locked at 30FPS
*The story has not been changed
*They deleted the other endings tho (only True Ending available)
*New VR events that nobody wanted or cared about
*They also deleted New Game+
*Nerfed Greninja
*Now deletes all Kantai Collection content from your computer when installed
*When a pirated copy is booted, [[Neptune]] herself comes out of the monitor and whacks you on the head with her wooden sword until you die
==VR Mode==
VR Mode is a completely pointless and 100% optional mode shoehorned into the game for really no reason. You can beat the entire game without using VR Mode once (except for the obligatory tutorial cutscene with [[Histoire]]... okay, so you need to use it exactly once), and it doesn't even require a VR headset. It is composed of nothing but dumb scenes where the girls from the Neptunia series profess their love to you, despite never having met you, seen you, or even talked to you before. At least, that's what I'm assuming they're about, cuz I've never watched even a single one. They're basically just glorified drama CDs, but now with crappy 3D animation.

The entire mode takes place in a single room, your room, to be exact. Not that it looks even remotely like your actual room. You ''can'' unlock different memorabilia, however, to decor it however you like. According to Histoire, this room is the result of two dimensions merging, or some contrivance like that.
==Trivia==
*The R in "VIIR" stands for "Realize." According to Tsunako, it stands for "that moment when you realize you just spent $60 on another copy of VII."

* VIIR marks the beginning of Compile Heart's unhealthy obsession with plastering [[Neptune (Ultradimension)| big Neptune]] everywhere plausible.

* The bug where you can't marry Neptune wasn't fixed

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Hiuzume.JPG|sorry this is the only v2-related image i have on hand rn
v2r title screen.jpg|title screen
</gallery>
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[[Category:Remakes]]

Neptunia Shooter

2026-04-10T21:53:27Z

Nepnepforpresident: NEPTUNIA SHOOTER IS NOT A GAME

{{Game|image1=arcade-archives-gradius-switch-hero.jpg|caption1=Nintendo Switch Boxart|platform=Steam
Playstation 5|release_date(s)=May 21, 2019 (Steam)
December 17, 2020 (JP/PS5)|genre=Shmup|companies=Idea Factory International|hdn_wikia_score=65/100}}'''Neptunia Shooter''' is a shooter ████ developed by a team from Idea Factory International, which usually only handles the English localization of ''Neptunia'' games. Released worldwide to Steam on May 21, 2019, it is also included in [[Neptunia re☆Verse]] to make that game seem like it has new content.

==Story==
Save [[Neptune]]'s friends from the evil space [[Dogoo|dogoos]].

==Gameplay==
No no no, it's not THAT kind of shooter. It's a classic, arcade-style sidescrolling shoot-em-up like ''R-Type'' or ''Gradius''. Sorry to get your hopes up, but Compile Heart, and much less their fucking localization team definitely lacks the ability to make something like an FPS.

Pretty straightforward, just move and shoot, only 3 buttons, shoot, switch, and switch. No bomb in this ████, not that you need it since it's pretty easy, especially once you get [[Vert]]. Unlike most shmups, you don't explode when you die, you just make a D: face and get a ton of iframes.

That the ████ is developed by the localization team definitely shows. Surprisingly enough the game is alright, it actually plays just fine. The ████play is serviceable and and the music is catchy, although nothing groundbreaking. But the ████ is just. So. Short. You're looking at a fat 12 minutes of gameplay, which is STILL half the length you normally expect from your average shmup. Shmups usually have rather intricate backgrounds that you see for a fraction of a second, while Neptunia Shooter only has the same 20 or whatever frames of generic space for the entire ████. Not to mention the small amount of 8-bit sprites make you wonder if all the assets for the game were created in less than 24 hours.

==Trivia==

*What the FUCK is a parsec?
*At the end of Parsec 1, there is a pair of big dogoos on the bottom that shoot a bunch of tiny dogoos upwards. This is a reference to ''Gradius'', which in its first stage has a pair of volcanoes that shoot rocks in a similar fashion.

* The 6 different shot types can be thought of as similar to ''Radiant Silvergun'', although in that game the control scheme is far better as each attack is relegated to a combination of 3 buttons rather than requiring you to frantically mash L or R to swap through 6 characters.

* Unlike the rest of the series, this is not a game, it can't even be legally considered one

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Hyperdimension Neptunia PP

2026-04-10T21:46:48Z

Nepnepforpresident: /* Trivia */ true facts

{{Game|image1 = Logo_pp.png|caption1 = Logo|predecessor = [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]|successor = [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1]]|platform = Playstation Vita|release_date(s) = June 20, 2013 (JP)
June 3, 2014 (NA)

June 6, 2014 (EU)|order_in_series = Spinoff|genre = Trash can|companies = Idea Factory
Compile Heart

Tamsoft

NIS America|ratings = CERO: C
ESRB: T|hdn_wikia_score = 0/100}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia PP '''(With PP standing for "piss poor") (世界の一番クソゲーPP, lit. ''The Worst Game Ever Made PP''), is a bizarre monstrosity that exists because god knows why. It's not even a blatant cash grab, it's just a magnificent failure of epic proportions developed with no clear goal, purpose, or structure. Even Compile Heart wants to forget that this game exists.

==Gameplay==

I think you're looking at the wrong game for that. This is just really a glorified Danganronpa school mode.

==Other Features==
There are "songs" you can "play" but you can't actually play them, because this "game" doesn't have gameplay. Instead of pressing buttons to the beat like any actual rhythm game, pressing buttons only does stage effects. By the way, there's only 5 songs. FIVE FUCKING SONGS. There aren't any mini-games or anything either. It's just a lot of select shit from menu and watch some cutscenes, the latter of which are quite easily the best part of the game, as the good writing is somehow intact. The mandatory feature of having a shitton of costumes for each girl surprisingly is also present, despite the appalling lack of literally anything else. After 180 ingame days of this bullshit, the entire game resets and you lose any and all sense of progress. Um, also it has an alarm clock mode.

==Development==
It began on one fateful day, a company meeting between all the top brass of Compile Heart, to discuss the issue of the company's failing finances, its fated closure, and how to avoid bankruptcy. But nobody came. Only [[Tsunako]] and series composer Kenji Kaneko showed up for the meeting. Moo Niitani, president of Compile Heart, also was at the conference room, but he was only there because he lived there, and he was also fast asleep. Since Tsunako's and Mr. Kaneko's efforts to wake him up were unsuccessful, they just sat at the conference table in awkward silence and stared at each other for all 6 hours reserved for the meeting. Towards the end of the "meeting," Mr. Kaneko randomly said to Tsunako, "Bet'cha can't make a game worse than [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]." To which Tsunako responded by snatching the conveniently placed sunglasses off the table, putting them on, and saying "That's where you're wrong, kiddo," while pointing finger guns at Mr. Kaneko. After what was probably about 30 seconds, Mr. Kaneko said, "Don't you fuckin' touch my fuckin' sunglasses," and Tsunako swiftly put the pair of shades back where she had picked them up from.
==Screening Event Attack==
On June 23, 2013, 3 days after the release of Hyperdimension Neptunia PP, an event was held to premiere the first two episodes of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation]]. In the middle of the event [https://kotaku.com/man-carrying-a-knife-storms-anime-event-in-tokyo-554352536 a 30-something year old man showed up armed with a real crowbar] and screamed "Give me [[Neptune|Rie Tanaka]]!" The man chased Rie Tanaka, who obviously fled. While running away, she tripped and bruised her knee. Fortunately for her, the police promptly showed up and arrested the culprit before she befell further harm. The police questioned the man about his motives for the attack, and he spoke for 3 hours straight explaining his motivations. He had bought Hyperdimension Neptunia PP on launch day, and beat it with 100% completion on the same day. He had felt betrayed by his favorite company, Compile Heart, and wanted revenge. When he heard about the Screening Event the next day, he decided to stage an attack then to vent his frustrations. Explaining all of that took about 10 minutes, the rest of the 3 hours was him just complaining about how bad PP is. While the police did sympathize with him, he still broke the law and was thusly sentenced to some amount of jail time, where he now shares a jail cell with [[Naoko Mizuno]]. Immediately after the attack, Rie Tanaka's Twitter account was blown up with a bunch of angry users blaming her for the attack and Hyperdimension Neptunia PP's lack of any measurable level of quality. As a result, [https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-06-25/voice-actress-rie-tanaka-puts-her-twitter-account-on-hiatus she quit Twitter] for 3 years. When asked for a comment on the whole fiasco, Rie Tanaka only said "I used to be a twitterer just like you, but then I took a bruise to the knee." Tsunako was also asked for a comment on the situation, but only gave two words: "my B."
==Trivia==
*Despite being released pretty much immediately before the Re;Birth trilogy, it still uses the old Neptunia logo from the PS3 trilogy.
*It takes place in Ultradimension.
*The title of this game is a joke about how, instead of producing perfection, Tsunako was on a quest to make the worst Hyperdimension Neptunia game ever. In press releases, however, Tsunako insists that it refers to how the player (who takes the role of ''producer'') is creating the ''perfect'' idol.

* Absolutely nobody likes this game.

* This game is more lethal than cancer

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Neptunia PP banner.jpg|banner from official english site
Cool heart.jpg|gameplay photo 1
Oh my god those bows look so silly you dont understand.jpg|gameplay photo 2
</gallery>
[[Category:Games]]
[[Category:Spinoffs]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia PP

2026-04-10T21:45:31Z

Nepnepforpresident: /* Screening Event Attack */ it was a crowbar, dickhead /p

{{Game|image1 = Logo_pp.png|caption1 = Logo|predecessor = [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]|successor = [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1]]|platform = Playstation Vita|release_date(s) = June 20, 2013 (JP)
June 3, 2014 (NA)

June 6, 2014 (EU)|order_in_series = Spinoff|genre = Trash can|companies = Idea Factory
Compile Heart

Tamsoft

NIS America|ratings = CERO: C
ESRB: T|hdn_wikia_score = 0/100}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia PP '''(With PP standing for "piss poor") (世界の一番クソゲーPP, lit. ''The Worst Game Ever Made PP''), is a bizarre monstrosity that exists because god knows why. It's not even a blatant cash grab, it's just a magnificent failure of epic proportions developed with no clear goal, purpose, or structure. Even Compile Heart wants to forget that this game exists.

==Gameplay==

I think you're looking at the wrong game for that. This is just really a glorified Danganronpa school mode.

==Other Features==
There are "songs" you can "play" but you can't actually play them, because this "game" doesn't have gameplay. Instead of pressing buttons to the beat like any actual rhythm game, pressing buttons only does stage effects. By the way, there's only 5 songs. FIVE FUCKING SONGS. There aren't any mini-games or anything either. It's just a lot of select shit from menu and watch some cutscenes, the latter of which are quite easily the best part of the game, as the good writing is somehow intact. The mandatory feature of having a shitton of costumes for each girl surprisingly is also present, despite the appalling lack of literally anything else. After 180 ingame days of this bullshit, the entire game resets and you lose any and all sense of progress. Um, also it has an alarm clock mode.

==Development==
It began on one fateful day, a company meeting between all the top brass of Compile Heart, to discuss the issue of the company's failing finances, its fated closure, and how to avoid bankruptcy. But nobody came. Only [[Tsunako]] and series composer Kenji Kaneko showed up for the meeting. Moo Niitani, president of Compile Heart, also was at the conference room, but he was only there because he lived there, and he was also fast asleep. Since Tsunako's and Mr. Kaneko's efforts to wake him up were unsuccessful, they just sat at the conference table in awkward silence and stared at each other for all 6 hours reserved for the meeting. Towards the end of the "meeting," Mr. Kaneko randomly said to Tsunako, "Bet'cha can't make a game worse than [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]." To which Tsunako responded by snatching the conveniently placed sunglasses off the table, putting them on, and saying "That's where you're wrong, kiddo," while pointing finger guns at Mr. Kaneko. After what was probably about 30 seconds, Mr. Kaneko said, "Don't you fuckin' touch my fuckin' sunglasses," and Tsunako swiftly put the pair of shades back where she had picked them up from.
==Screening Event Attack==
On June 23, 2013, 3 days after the release of Hyperdimension Neptunia PP, an event was held to premiere the first two episodes of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation]]. In the middle of the event [https://kotaku.com/man-carrying-a-knife-storms-anime-event-in-tokyo-554352536 a 30-something year old man showed up armed with a real crowbar] and screamed "Give me [[Neptune|Rie Tanaka]]!" The man chased Rie Tanaka, who obviously fled. While running away, she tripped and bruised her knee. Fortunately for her, the police promptly showed up and arrested the culprit before she befell further harm. The police questioned the man about his motives for the attack, and he spoke for 3 hours straight explaining his motivations. He had bought Hyperdimension Neptunia PP on launch day, and beat it with 100% completion on the same day. He had felt betrayed by his favorite company, Compile Heart, and wanted revenge. When he heard about the Screening Event the next day, he decided to stage an attack then to vent his frustrations. Explaining all of that took about 10 minutes, the rest of the 3 hours was him just complaining about how bad PP is. While the police did sympathize with him, he still broke the law and was thusly sentenced to some amount of jail time, where he now shares a jail cell with [[Naoko Mizuno]]. Immediately after the attack, Rie Tanaka's Twitter account was blown up with a bunch of angry users blaming her for the attack and Hyperdimension Neptunia PP's lack of any measurable level of quality. As a result, [https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-06-25/voice-actress-rie-tanaka-puts-her-twitter-account-on-hiatus she quit Twitter] for 3 years. When asked for a comment on the whole fiasco, Rie Tanaka only said "I used to be a twitterer just like you, but then I took a bruise to the knee." Tsunako was also asked for a comment on the situation, but only gave two words: "my B."
==Trivia==
*Despite being released pretty much immediately before the Re;Birth trilogy, it still uses the old Neptunia logo from the PS3 trilogy.
*It takes place in Ultradimension.
*The title of this game is a joke about how, instead of producing perfection, Tsunako was on a quest to make the worst Hyperdimension Neptunia game ever. In press releases, however, Tsunako insists that it refers to how the player (who takes the role of ''producer'') is creating the ''perfect'' idol.
*Absolutely nobody likes this game.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Neptunia PP banner.jpg|banner from official english site
Cool heart.jpg|gameplay photo 1
Oh my god those bows look so silly you dont understand.jpg|gameplay photo 2
</gallery>
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Template:Neptune sez

2026-04-09T02:02:39Z

Nepnepforpresident:

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

<div id="nepu">
<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni|Noire]] is not a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] might be a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] could be a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is definitely a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a fucking bitch, and it's all my sister's damn fault.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is as flat as a cutting board. Still big compared to Nisa tho.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] supports AI, i want to lobotomize her for that.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is the reason Indians love the word 'benchod' ('sisterfucker') as an insult.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s pussy fucking reeks.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is AI slop.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is the reason we can't have nice things anymore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, I think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] always wears short skirts because she learnt it from me.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] graduated using ChatGPT.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] will appear outside your house in three days.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] always keeps me on crunch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] x [[Croire]] is actually a form of selfcest.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]] refuses to wear panties.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is fucking hot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is cute and funny.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is also fucking hot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is uoh material.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did nothing wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did everything wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did something wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is worse than [[Arfoire]].</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Chika Hakozaki]] is an underling.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Warechu]] is actually a .</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] doesn't have tourists, thank goodness.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is better than blue archive, fuck you train girls i hate you two so much.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm still best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'll always be best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding cannot cure high blood pressure.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure tuberculosis.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Arfoire]] shoves eggplants up her arse.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Lastation]] has no games.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Lowee]] has no decently paced movies.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Leanbox]] is full of AI.</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed mixed with tobacco.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.fandom.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wiki/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they look at my face.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Reedio's Feedio & Seedio", where f and s both end in the sound "-eedio", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Reedio. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuko's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uko", rhyming with "Chuko". So, when Chuko owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuko's Feedioucko & Seediouko".</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? Tony Stark dies.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'nepotism' without 'nep', either.</option>
<option>Did you know? Nor 'nepiophilia'. So many negative words with 'nep' in them, huh.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? </option>
<option>Did you know? [[Gust]] is the reason hitler did the holocaust.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[RED]] is a commie and has a massive girlcock~ :3</option>
<option>Did you know? Neptunia has been banned in the UK since the Brexit vote.</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|I]] actually translate my games unlike a certain white dog.</option>
<option>Do you know who the fuck is [[Peashy]]?</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option>I have a hole in my shoes.</option>
<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
option><big>'''I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I will never die.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</option>Well, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re boring, you don’t sound Nigerian at all, so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in the dirty, dank little hole where you fucking come from, you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic. Right okay the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day, you’re fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos is fucking stupid, they are ignorant little cunts, and you’re just a fucking wreck.</option>
<option>the rebirth trilogy is worse than the ps3 one</option>
<option>we don't talk about Riders vs Dogoos.</option>
<option>nobody has played the games or watched the anime</option>
<option>the naming scheme fucking sucks and i'm not the one to blame for it</option>
<option>im one of about three people who played the original game and liked it for the gameplay</option>
<option>Virtual Stars is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>Producing Perfection is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>Riders vs Dogoos is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>i lied about Riders vs Dogoos being the best game in the series, sorry.</option>
<option> i'm still not in fortnite</option>
<option>Old Wooden Sword is best weapon</option>
</option> +¿Hola?
-Si que tal, para hacerte un pedido?
+Decime.
-Quiero, 4 empanadas de carne, una de verdura y queso, una de choclo, una de carne, otra de choclo...
+No para para para para no puedo anotar así, ordená cuantas de carne querés, cuantas de choclo y así, no es tan difícil.
-Si tenés razón disculpame, a ver, listo, anotás?
+Dale...
-Quiero: 7 de carne, 2 de verdura y queso, 3 de choclo, una de atún...
+No, de atún no nos quedan más.
-A, entonces una más de carne, ahí no te enojás ¿no? Para remplazar la de atún.
+Nonono está bien.
-¿Bueno sigo? Otra de carne... y otra más de carne.
+Pará, me estás jodiendo?
-Bueno, al no estar la de atún se me cambian los planes, ahora tengo que inventar sobre la marcha negro ¿viste?
+¿Sabés que? Dictámelo como quieras porque si no vamos a estar 10h, decímelo como se te canten las bolas que yo anoto.
-Bueno... 3 de carne, 4 de choclo, 5 de carne, 1 de choclo, 9 de carne, 1 de carne, 7 de choclo, 5 de carne, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 1 de choclo, 2 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 d...
+EYEYEYEY QUE TE PASA TE VOLVISTE LOCO ME ESTÁS CARGANDO?
-Si la verdad que sí. </option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] and [[Nepgear]] have the worst smelling farts of every character, because yes.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[CFW Trick]] and Mina are in a secret relationship.</option>
<option>自由伊甸 Free Eden 拉斯塔西翁-未來特別關係 The Lastation-Avenir Special Relationship 瘦箱公會大屠殺 The Leanbox Guild Massacre 混亂的世代 Generation of Chaos 日本一軟件 Nippon Ichi Software 百萬亞瑟可下載內容 Million Arthur DLC GUST有限公司 GUST Co. Ltd. 三位一體宇宙 Trinity Universe 幻影戰力（幽魂戰魂） Spectral Force (Spectral Souls) 綠色 X 可疑 Vert X IF 姊妹對姊妹正典狀態 Sisters vs Sisters Canon Status 超次元戰記海王星 (2010) Hyperdimension Neptunia (2010) 神宮寺啓 Jinguji Kei 西沢美菜 Nishizawa Mina 箱崎千香 Hakozaki Chika 金子健二 Kenji Kaneko 虛擬森林安全區 The Virtua Forest Safe Zone 白心戰鬥主題 White Heart Battle Theme 尼克·多爾 Nick Doerr 大金屬狗 Big Metal Dogoo 年份是2050年。每一塊大陸現由假扮為忠誠女神的殘酷獨裁者統治。許多人生活在恐怖政權的陰影下，該政權自稱為「共產主義」，但實際上只是大規模審查和控制的掩飾。Neptune、Noire、Blanc和Vert因精神耗盡而完全瘋狂，經過五秒鐘的關於股份分配的激烈辯論後，把候選人和神諭者流放到不知哪裡的深處。革命現在開始。女神們已受牽制，別無選擇只能消滅她們，Nepgear。 </option>
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Ram

2026-04-08T22:18:52Z

Nepnepforpresident: if i say it, i'll get fucking shot

{{Character|title1 = Battering|image1 = Ram-DLC.png|caption1 = super high school level little shit|true_name = DDR3|appears_in = every game rom is in|3sizes = B Started growing
W Thin

H Slim|cup = AA Battery|height = 132cm|parameters = Energetic 5
Cooperative 2

One-track Mind 5

Childish 5

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Blue Rom

Lamb

The one on the right of the screen|thigh_gap=at least 1|race=Gremlin}}Ram one of [[Blanc]]'s twin sisters, along with [[Rom]]. Despite her rambunctious demanor, she is Rom's younger sister. Her name is derived from RAM, the acronym for Random Access Memory. Ram represents the Nintendo Switch Joycon (R). No matter what, you need to download more of her. Also, if you ask, yes she's tight, but that's illegal.
==Attacc==
what Ram will do to you
==Likes and Dislikes==
Ram's favorite album is Random Access Memories by Daft Punk. Her favorite character from Re:Zero is Emilia. Her favorite video game is Grand Theft Auto V. Her favorite soft drink is Coke. She regularly insults Pepsi drinkers to assert dominance, except Rom. Rom is too precious for that.
==In-Game==
Ram is consistently worse than Rom in every game they're playable in. Seriously, never put Ram on your team, Rom's just way fucking better. Ram always has a little bit more offense, and Rom a little bit more defense, but they're both super squishy and do high damage so the slight nudge in extra attack doesn't really do anything for Ram, but the extra defense that Rom carries is much appreciated (although it still doesn't mean much). In addition, Rom has like 3 times more skills, most of which are retardedly op support skills, like the aoe revive spell. Like, wow, what the fuck. I don't think Ram even has more offensive skills. If she does, she has like, one.
==Voice==
While Lindley ''does'' do a good job of capturing the spirit of Ram's childlike and mischevious personality, and does a half-decent job of, well, acting, there's just one problem with her performance as Ram, which is a common problem with English voice acting in general. She sounds too old! Ram is clearly supposed to be like 10, but Lindley makes her sound like a much more developed teen. At least she still sounds like a "child" (in a comparatively loose definition of the word "child"), and not like a full-grown adult, I guess. Ishihara on the other hand, makes Ram sound cute as FUCK. She's better at the acting part too, but doesn't quite capture the essence of total bitchery like Lindley does.
==Quotes==
: [[Ram/Quotes]]
==Trivia==
*If you add Rom and Ram and divide by 2, you'll get Blanc.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:RamAndRom.jpeg|rom and ram before fusion dance
File:Joycon dog-partyhat.png|rom and ram after fusion dance
File:Ram mk2 Measurements 2.png|it may be mandatory, but it's also illegal. don't look, you degenerate!
File:White Sister Ram mk2 measurements 2.png|i'm pretty sure she's ''still'' illegal
File:DCcQMEz.jpg|[menacing]
File:Rom and ram cyberdimension.png
File:Shaggy ram and rom.jpg
File:Ram2 tagmension.png
File:Stone mask ram.jpg|"i reject my humanity, rom!"
File:Unknown.png
</gallery>
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[[Category:Loli characters]]
[[Category:Lowee residents]]

Lastation

2026-04-08T22:12:07Z

Nepnepforpresident: no dick no balls and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation

{{Landmass|title1 = Detroit|image1 = La station.jpg|caption1 = welcome to steampunk land|cpu = [[Noire]]

[[Uni]]|other_residents = [[Kei Jinguji]]
[[Gust]]

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Latation is the place where [[Noire]] lives.

it has no games *vine boom* no portables *vine boom* and probably no good games since Noire feeds on slop
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Template:Neptune sez

2026-04-08T22:05:33Z

Nepnepforpresident: leanbox has no games

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

<div id="nepu">
<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni|Noire]] is not a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] might be a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] could be a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is definitely a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a fucking bitch, and it's all my sister's damn fault.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is as flat as a cutting board. Still big compared to Nisa tho.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] supports AI, i want to lobotomize her for that.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is the reason Indians love the word 'benchod' ('sisterfucker') as an insult.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s pussy fucking reeks.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is AI slop.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is the reason we can't have nice things anymore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, I think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] always wears short skirts because she learnt it from me.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] graduated using ChatGPT.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] will appear outside your house in three days.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] always keeps me on crunch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] x [[Croire]] is actually a form of selfcest.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]] refuses to wear panties.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is fucking hot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is also fucking hot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did nothing wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did everything wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did something wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is worse than [[Arfoire]].</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Chika Hakozaki]] is an underling.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Warechu]] is actually a .</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] doesn't have tourists, thank goodness.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is better than blue archive, fuck you train girls i hate you two so much.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm still best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'll always be best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding cannot cure high blood pressure.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure tuberculosis.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Arfoire]] shoves eggplants up her arse.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Lastation]] has no games.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Lowee]] has no decently paced movies.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Leanbox]] is full of AI.</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed mixed with tobacco.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.fandom.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wiki/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they look at my face.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Reedio's Feedio & Seedio", where f and s both end in the sound "-eedio", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Reedio. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuko's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uko", rhyming with "Chuko". So, when Chuko owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuko's Feedioucko & Seediouko".</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? Tony Stark dies.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'nepotism' without 'nep', either.</option>
<option>Did you know? Nor 'nepiophilia'. So many negative words with 'nep' in them, huh.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? </option>
<option>Did you know? [[Gust]] is the reason hitler did the holocaust.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[RED]] is a commie and has a massive girlcock~ :3</option>
<option>Did you know? Neptunia has been banned in the UK since the Brexit vote.</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|I]] actually translate my games unlike a certain white dog.</option>
<option>Do you know who the fuck is [[Peashy]]?</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option>I have a hole in my shoes.</option>
<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
option><big>'''I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I will never die.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</option>Well, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re boring, you don’t sound Nigerian at all, so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in the dirty, dank little hole where you fucking come from, you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic. Right okay the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day, you’re fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos is fucking stupid, they are ignorant little cunts, and you’re just a fucking wreck.</option>
<option>the rebirth trilogy is worse than the ps3 one</option>
<option>we don't talk about Riders vs Dogoos.</option>
<option>nobody has played the games or watched the anime</option>
<option>the naming scheme fucking sucks and i'm not the one to blame for it</option>
<option>im one of about three people who played the original game and liked it for the gameplay</option>
<option>Virtual Stars is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>Producing Perfection is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>Riders vs Dogoos is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>i lied about Riders vs Dogoos being the best game in the series, sorry.</option>
<option> i'm still not in fortnite</option>
<option>Old Wooden Sword is best weapon</option>
</option> +¿Hola?
-Si que tal, para hacerte un pedido?
+Decime.
-Quiero, 4 empanadas de carne, una de verdura y queso, una de choclo, una de carne, otra de choclo...
+No para para para para no puedo anotar así, ordená cuantas de carne querés, cuantas de choclo y así, no es tan difícil.
-Si tenés razón disculpame, a ver, listo, anotás?
+Dale...
-Quiero: 7 de carne, 2 de verdura y queso, 3 de choclo, una de atún...
+No, de atún no nos quedan más.
-A, entonces una más de carne, ahí no te enojás ¿no? Para remplazar la de atún.
+Nonono está bien.
-¿Bueno sigo? Otra de carne... y otra más de carne.
+Pará, me estás jodiendo?
-Bueno, al no estar la de atún se me cambian los planes, ahora tengo que inventar sobre la marcha negro ¿viste?
+¿Sabés que? Dictámelo como quieras porque si no vamos a estar 10h, decímelo como se te canten las bolas que yo anoto.
-Bueno... 3 de carne, 4 de choclo, 5 de carne, 1 de choclo, 9 de carne, 1 de carne, 7 de choclo, 5 de carne, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 1 de choclo, 2 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 d...
+EYEYEYEY QUE TE PASA TE VOLVISTE LOCO ME ESTÁS CARGANDO?
-Si la verdad que sí. </option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] and [[Nepgear]] have the worst smelling farts of every character, because yes.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[CFW Trick]] and Mina are in a secret relationship.</option>
<option>自由伊甸 Free Eden 拉斯塔西翁-未來特別關係 The Lastation-Avenir Special Relationship 瘦箱公會大屠殺 The Leanbox Guild Massacre 混亂的世代 Generation of Chaos 日本一軟件 Nippon Ichi Software 百萬亞瑟可下載內容 Million Arthur DLC GUST有限公司 GUST Co. Ltd. 三位一體宇宙 Trinity Universe 幻影戰力（幽魂戰魂） Spectral Force (Spectral Souls) 綠色 X 可疑 Vert X IF 姊妹對姊妹正典狀態 Sisters vs Sisters Canon Status 超次元戰記海王星 (2010) Hyperdimension Neptunia (2010) 神宮寺啓 Jinguji Kei 西沢美菜 Nishizawa Mina 箱崎千香 Hakozaki Chika 金子健二 Kenji Kaneko 虛擬森林安全區 The Virtua Forest Safe Zone 白心戰鬥主題 White Heart Battle Theme 尼克·多爾 Nick Doerr 大金屬狗 Big Metal Dogoo 年份是2050年。每一塊大陸現由假扮為忠誠女神的殘酷獨裁者統治。許多人生活在恐怖政權的陰影下，該政權自稱為「共產主義」，但實際上只是大規模審查和控制的掩飾。Neptune、Noire、Blanc和Vert因精神耗盡而完全瘋狂，經過五秒鐘的關於股份分配的激烈辯論後，把候選人和神諭者流放到不知哪裡的深處。革命現在開始。女神們已受牽制，別無選擇只能消滅她們，Nepgear。 </option>
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2026-04-08T21:47:29Z

Nepnepforpresident: nepu lines part idk + made her be more in-character

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

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<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni|Noire]] is not a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] might be a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] could be a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is definitely a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a fucking bitch, and it's all my sister's damn fault.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is as flat as a cutting board. Still big compared to Nisa tho.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is the reason Indians love the word 'benchod' ('sisterfucker') as an insult.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s pussy fucking reeks.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is AI slop.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is the reason we can't have nice things anymore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, I think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] always wears short skirts because she learnt it from me.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] graduated using ChatGPT.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] will appear outside your house in three days.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] always keeps me on crunch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] x [[Croire]] is actually a form of selfcest.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]] refuses to wear panties.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is fucking hot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is also fucking hot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did nothing wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did everything wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did something wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is worse than [[Arfoire]].</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Chika Hakozaki]] is an underling.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Warechu]] is actually a .</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] doesn't have tourists, thank goodness.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is better than blue archive, fuck you train girls i hate you two so much.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm still best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'll always be best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding cannot cure high blood pressure.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure tuberculosis.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Arfoire]] shoves eggplants up her arse.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed mixed with tobacco.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.fandom.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wiki/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they look at my face.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Reedio's Feedio & Seedio", where f and s both end in the sound "-eedio", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Reedio. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuko's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uko", rhyming with "Chuko". So, when Chuko owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuko's Feedioucko & Seediouko".</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? Tony Stark dies.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'nepotism' without 'nep', either.</option>
<option>Did you know? Nor 'nepiophilia'. So many negative words with 'nep' in them, huh.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? </option>
<option>Did you know? [[Gust]] is the reason hitler did the holocaust.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[RED]] is a commie and has a massive girlcock~ :3</option>
<option>Did you know? Neptunia has been banned in the UK since the Brexit vote.</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|I]] actually translate my games unlike a certain white dog.</option>
<option>Do you know who the fuck is [[Peashy]]?</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option>I have a hole in my shoes.</option>
<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
option><big>'''I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I will never die.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</option>Well, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re boring, you don’t sound Nigerian at all, so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in the dirty, dank little hole where you fucking come from, you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic. Right okay the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day, you’re fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos is fucking stupid, they are ignorant little cunts, and you’re just a fucking wreck.</option>
<option>the rebirth trilogy is worse than the ps3 one</option>
<option>we don't talk about Riders vs Dogoos.</option>
<option>nobody has played the games or watched the anime</option>
<option>the naming scheme fucking sucks and i'm not the one to blame for it</option>
<option>im one of about three people who played the original game and liked it for the gameplay</option>
<option>Virtual Stars is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>Producing Perfection is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>Riders vs Dogoos is the best game in the series.</option>
<option>i lied about Riders vs Dogoos being the best game in the series, sorry.</option>
<option> i'm still not in fortnite</option>
<option>Old Wooden Sword is best weapon</option>
</option> +¿Hola?
-Si que tal, para hacerte un pedido?
+Decime.
-Quiero, 4 empanadas de carne, una de verdura y queso, una de choclo, una de carne, otra de choclo...
+No para para para para no puedo anotar así, ordená cuantas de carne querés, cuantas de choclo y así, no es tan difícil.
-Si tenés razón disculpame, a ver, listo, anotás?
+Dale...
-Quiero: 7 de carne, 2 de verdura y queso, 3 de choclo, una de atún...
+No, de atún no nos quedan más.
-A, entonces una más de carne, ahí no te enojás ¿no? Para remplazar la de atún.
+Nonono está bien.
-¿Bueno sigo? Otra de carne... y otra más de carne.
+Pará, me estás jodiendo?
-Bueno, al no estar la de atún se me cambian los planes, ahora tengo que inventar sobre la marcha negro ¿viste?
+¿Sabés que? Dictámelo como quieras porque si no vamos a estar 10h, decímelo como se te canten las bolas que yo anoto.
-Bueno... 3 de carne, 4 de choclo, 5 de carne, 1 de choclo, 9 de carne, 1 de carne, 7 de choclo, 5 de carne, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 1 de choclo, 2 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 d...
+EYEYEYEY QUE TE PASA TE VOLVISTE LOCO ME ESTÁS CARGANDO?
-Si la verdad que sí. </option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] and [[Nepgear]] have the worst smelling farts of every character, because yes.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[CFW Trick]] and Mina are in a secret relationship.</option>
<option>自由伊甸 Free Eden 拉斯塔西翁-未來特別關係 The Lastation-Avenir Special Relationship 瘦箱公會大屠殺 The Leanbox Guild Massacre 混亂的世代 Generation of Chaos 日本一軟件 Nippon Ichi Software 百萬亞瑟可下載內容 Million Arthur DLC GUST有限公司 GUST Co. Ltd. 三位一體宇宙 Trinity Universe 幻影戰力（幽魂戰魂） Spectral Force (Spectral Souls) 綠色 X 可疑 Vert X IF 姊妹對姊妹正典狀態 Sisters vs Sisters Canon Status 超次元戰記海王星 (2010) Hyperdimension Neptunia (2010) 神宮寺啓 Jinguji Kei 西沢美菜 Nishizawa Mina 箱崎千香 Hakozaki Chika 金子健二 Kenji Kaneko 虛擬森林安全區 The Virtua Forest Safe Zone 白心戰鬥主題 White Heart Battle Theme 尼克·多爾 Nick Doerr 大金屬狗 Big Metal Dogoo 年份是2050年。每一塊大陸現由假扮為忠誠女神的殘酷獨裁者統治。許多人生活在恐怖政權的陰影下，該政權自稱為「共產主義」，但實際上只是大規模審查和控制的掩飾。Neptune、Noire、Blanc和Vert因精神耗盡而完全瘋狂，經過五秒鐘的關於股份分配的激烈辯論後，把候選人和神諭者流放到不知哪裡的深處。革命現在開始。女神們已受牽制，別無選擇只能消滅她們，Nepgear。 </option>
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Hello and welcome to a Hyperdimension Neptunia Wiki! After all this time we are still quite under construction, so please be nice!

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''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' is a video game series with overly complicated titles and terrible naming schemes, like come on. The first game was named [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] despite actually taking place in [[Superdimension]], the second game is [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]], which is a decent title, but then you get to the 3rd game, [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]], or V for short. What the fuck is this? Then the next one is [[Megadimension Neptunia VII|Megadimension Neptunia Victory 2]], or ''VII'' for short. But that's not even the worst one. When you get to the remakes, it becomes even more fucked. The first 3 are known as [[:Category:Re;Birth Trilogy|Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3]], so far pretty normal. But then the fuckers at Compile Heart and Idea Factory thought, "Hey, let's name the last game [[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR]] so it doesn't make fucking sense and confuses our fans." And when things seemed okay, the same fuckers chose to remake the first game again, naming it [[Neptunia re☆Verse]]. And now they pulled some shit like Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ''∞.''

Oh, and the games are about 4 console goddess type things or something, I dunno, I just came here for the titties.
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2026-04-07T17:40:31Z

Nepnepforpresident: you know the deal

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

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<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a bitch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is as flat as a cutting board.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is an idiot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is a simp.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, i think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] always wears short skirts because she learnt it from me.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] graduated using ChatGPT.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] will appear outside your house in 3 days.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] always keeps me on crunch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]] refuses to wear panties.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is a jackass.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is an asshole.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did nothing wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did everything wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did something wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option>
option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] reminds me of roll from megaman.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm still best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'll always be best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.fandom.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wiki/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they are killed.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? Tony Stark dies.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|I]] actually translate my games unlike a certain white dog.</option>
<option>Do you know who the fuck is [[Peashy]]?</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option>I have a hole in my shoes.</option>
<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
option><big>'''I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I will never die.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</option>Well, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re boring, you don’t sound Nigerian at all, so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in the dirty, dank little hole where you fucking come from, you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic. Right okay the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day, you’re fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos is fucking stupid, they are ignorant little cunts, and you’re just a fucking wreck.</option>
<option>the rebirth trilogy is worse than the ps3 one</option>
<option>we don't talk about Riders vs Dogoos.</option>
<option>nobody has played the games or watched the anime</option>
<option>the naming scheme fucking sucks and i'm not the one to blame for it</option>
<option> i'm still not in fortnite</option>
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2026-04-07T17:16:36Z

Nepnepforpresident: MORE NEP LINES!!!

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

<div id="nepu">
<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a bitch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is an idiot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is a simp.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, i think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] graduated using ChatGPT.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] will appear outside your house in 3 days.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] always keeps me on crunch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is a jackass.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is an asshole.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did nothing wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did everything wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did something wrong.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm still best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.fandom.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wiki/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they are killed.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? Tony Stark dies.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|I]] actually translate my games unlike a certain white dog.</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option>I have a hole in my shoes.</option>
<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
option><big>'''I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</option>Well, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re boring, you don’t sound Nigerian at all, so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in the dirty, dank little hole where you fucking come from, you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic. Right okay the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day, you’re fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos is fucking stupid, they are ignorant little cunts, and you’re just a fucking wreck.</option>
<option>the rebirth trilogy is worse than the ps3 one</option>
<option>we don't talk about Riders vs Dogoos.</option>
<option>nobody has played the games or watched the anime</option>
<option>the naming scheme fucking sucks and i'm not the one to blame for it</option>
<option> i'm still not in fortnite</option>
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2026-04-06T21:51:15Z

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[[File:Neptunia_yuri_supremacy.jpg|thumb|382px]] This is intended to be a list of the couples most commonly seen in fanon and excludes "crack pairings". Brief explanations of likely canon origins, or at least excuses, are also welcome. It should be noted that 100% of the (female) characters in the Neptunia series are gay, there are no canon or fanon hetero pairings.

=== [[Neptune|Neptune (Purple Heart)]]/[[Noire|Noire (Black Heart)]] ===
I'm pretty sure that Neptune is actually too retarded to understand what this "love" thing is, but she strings Noire along pretty badly like all the time. It's really funny seeing Noire head over heels for Neptune while Neptune is completely oblivious to not only Noire's true feelings but also the fact that she keeps feeding fuel for the ship. It's also funny how Noire likes Neptune so much but Neptune always teases her over having no friends (which is pretty mean tbh). Did you know? During the production of the first game, Noire was originally going to be the main character. So Neptune also stole that from her (probably used her 4th wall breaking ability to do it too). Noire really gets the shortest end of the stick in this series.

=== [[Nepgear|Nepgear (Purple Sister)]]/[[Uni|Uni (Black Sister)]] ===
Nepgear literally confesses her love to Uni in [[MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies]]. Doesn't get any more canon than that. Oh, wait, it does, because [[Blanc]] records the whole thing, too!

=== Neptune (Purple Heart)/Nepgear (Purple Sister) ===
Nepcest is wincest. There's also that part in [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2 Sisters Generation|Re;birth2]] where Neptune mentions that Nepgear is pretty hot waifu material.

=== Noire (Black Heart)/Male Reader ===
Just play [[Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart]] tbh. Also ignore the top of the page.

=== [[Rom|Rom (White Sister)]]/[[Ram|Ram (White Sister)]] ===
CALL 91... wait, that's not illegal at all. Wait, what ''are'' you looking at? I'm calling the police.

===Nepgear (Purple Sister)/Rom (White Sister)===
Nepgear and Rom get along really well... TOO well, in fact. So well that Rom's girlfriend gets super duper jealous.

=== [[IF]]/[[Vert|Vert (Green Heart)]] ===
OTP from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Re;birth1]]. Vert stopped hitting on her after that game's canon was discarded into the depths of hell, so now IF is in love with Compa instead.

=== IF/[[Compa]] ===
IF still gets no love since Compa is the 2nd dumbest character in the series, and thus too stupid to see how gay IF is for her. It doesn't help that IF kisses Nepgear (read: not Compa) in Re;birth2 for some inexplicable reason.

===[[Plutia|Plutia (Iris Heart)]]/Noire (Ultradimension)===
This ship is probably even more canon than NepNowa from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth1|Re;birth1]]. Unlike Neptune, who just trolls Noire as much as she possibly can, Plutia actually likes Noire back! Though the extent to which she does ''is'' debatable, she at least throws Noire a bone. ... Both figuratively and literally, because when she transforms into Sadie.......

=== [[Chika Hakozaki]]/Vert (Green Heart) ===
Chika has like, attachment issues, and clings to Vert like a jealous girlfriend. Well, she IS a jealous girlfriend. Vert, on the other hand, both loves and hates her. If it weren't for the fact that the two live together, Vert would probably not care about her at all. But since they share residency, Chika is the fortunate/unfortunate target of Vert's little sister fetish.

=== [[Blanc]]/[[C-Sha]] ===
C-Sha is quite possibly the only character in the entire fucking series who not only has massive jugs and shows them off, but manages to '''NOT''' piss off Blanny-chan while doing so. In fact, nicknaming Blanc 'Blanny'/'Buran-chan' annoyed her more, if anything else - especially when Neptune found out about it and took the piss on Nepstation one Thursday morning.

She's also looking after Rom and Ram while Mina Nishizawa ran off on an 'important mission'. Unbeknownst to anyone said mission was taking a private jet to [[CFW Trick]]'s island to lick lolis with him.

"Lady Blanc and Lady C-Sha get on really well." - Financier

===[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume (Orange Heart)]]/[[Kurome Anokokuboshi|Kurome]]===
No -cest qutie like selfcest.

=== [[Red|RED]]/Everyone ===
RED is like the gayest character in the entire series. "Wifeys" this, "wifeys" that, her entire purpose in life is to have a harem. Dunno why she doesn't just use the hip term "waifu" like everyone else tho.

=== [[Blanc|Blanc (White Heart)]]/The Angry Video Game Nerd ===
Think about it. Blanc and AVGN are a perfect match. They've both got a mean temper and a foul mouth to match. They both are all about Nintendo (remember, AVGN's original name is The Angry Nintendo Nerd). They both will take you back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass. I dunno what kinda games come out on Lowee's systems, but how much you wanna bet that there's a solid chunk of genuine horsebird shit in there?

=== [[Histoire]]/[http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Hank_J._Wimbleton Hank J. Wimbleton] ===
Some questions are best left unanswered.

=== [[Tsunako]]/Tsunako ===
And other questions are impossible to answer.

=== Neptune (Purple Heart)/Pudding ===
The most canon pairing, even more than UniGear. Fun fact: Neptune will surely die if she doesn't have at least 5 cups of pudding per day.

=== Neptune (Purple Heart) / YOU ===
If i remember correctly, you marry her in the third game.

== Trivia ==
* Remember when I said there are no hetero pairings? First thing that comes to your mind is probably the Noire x Male Reader pairing, right? Well, let me tell you, one of those aren't the gender you think they are. Ohohohoho!
* Some degenerates would pair Uni with [[Steamax]] or [[CFW Brave]]. Those people have something called "bad taste."
* Honorable mention goes to Nepgear x Gundam. However, everyone knows UniGear is the true canon pairing.
* There's a scene in Re;Birth1 where the brothers fall in love with each other after Vert forces them to do a BL game marathon.
* In [[Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online]], Compa tells IF, "I love you!"
* Everyone X Everyone is canon, but only in Hyperdevotion Noire. One of the primary mechanics is kissing.

* Seriously, why the fuck did IF kiss Nepgear

* Remember when that guy said there are no hetero pairings? That was a lie. In fact, everything is a lie. Your life is a lie, the economy is a lie, Neptune's love for pudding is a l- wait no, her love for pudding is the only real thing.

[[Category:Fanon]]

Relationshipping

2026-04-06T21:49:42Z

Nepnepforpresident: see for yourself

__NOTOC__
[[File:Neptunia_yuri_supremacy.jpg|thumb|382px]] This is intended to be a list of the couples most commonly seen in fanon and excludes "crack pairings". Brief explanations of likely canon origins, or at least excuses, are also welcome. It should be noted that 100% of the (female) characters in the Neptunia series are gay, there are no canon or fanon hetero pairings.

=== [[Neptune|Neptune (Purple Heart)]]/[[Noire|Noire (Black Heart)]] ===
I'm pretty sure that Neptune is actually too retarded to understand what this "love" thing is, but she strings Noire along pretty badly like all the time. It's really funny seeing Noire head over heels for Neptune while Neptune is completely oblivious to not only Noire's true feelings but also the fact that she keeps feeding fuel for the ship. It's also funny how Noire likes Neptune so much but Neptune always teases her over having no friends (which is pretty mean tbh). Did you know? During the production of the first game, Noire was originally going to be the main character. So Neptune also stole that from her (probably used her 4th wall breaking ability to do it too). Noire really gets the shortest end of the stick in this series.

=== [[Nepgear|Nepgear (Purple Sister)]]/[[Uni|Uni (Black Sister)]] ===
Nepgear literally confesses her love to Uni in [[MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies]]. Doesn't get any more canon than that. Oh, wait, it does, because [[Blanc]] records the whole thing, too!

=== Neptune (Purple Heart)/Nepgear (Purple Sister) ===
Nepcest is wincest. There's also that part in [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2 Sisters Generation|Re;birth2]] where Neptune mentions that Nepgear is pretty hot waifu material.

=== Noire (Black Heart)/Male Reader ===
Just play [[Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart]] tbh. Also ignore the top of the page.

=== [[Rom|Rom (White Sister)]]/[[Ram|Ram (White Sister)]] ===
CALL 91... wait, that's not illegal at all. Wait, what ''are'' you looking at? I'm calling the police.

===Nepgear (Purple Sister)/Rom (White Sister)===
Nepgear and Rom get along really well... TOO well, in fact. So well that Rom's girlfriend gets super duper jealous.

=== [[IF]]/[[Vert|Vert (Green Heart)]] ===
OTP from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Re;birth1]]. Vert stopped hitting on her after that game's canon was discarded into the depths of hell, so now IF is in love with Compa instead.

=== IF/[[Compa]] ===
IF still gets no love since Compa is the 2nd dumbest character in the series, and thus too stupid to see how gay IF is for her. It doesn't help that IF kisses Nepgear (read: not Compa) in Re;birth2 for some inexplicable reason.

===[[Plutia|Plutia (Iris Heart)]]/Noire (Ultradimension)===
This ship is probably even more canon than NepNowa from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth1|Re;birth1]]. Unlike Neptune, who just trolls Noire as much as she possibly can, Plutia actually likes Noire back! Though the extent to which she does ''is'' debatable, she at least throws Noire a bone. ... Both figuratively and literally, because when she transforms into Sadie.......

=== [[Chika Hakozaki]]/Vert (Green Heart) ===
Chika has like, attachment issues, and clings to Vert like a jealous girlfriend. Well, she IS a jealous girlfriend. Vert, on the other hand, both loves and hates her. If it weren't for the fact that the two live together, Vert would probably not care about her at all. But since they share residency, Chika is the fortunate/unfortunate target of Vert's little sister fetish.

=== [[Blanc]]/[[C-Sha]] ===
C-Sha is quite possibly the only character in the entire fucking series who not only has massive jugs and shows them off, but manages to '''NOT''' piss off Blanny-chan while doing so. In fact, nicknaming Blanc 'Blanny'/'Buran-chan' annoyed her more, if anything else - especially when Neptune found out about it and took the piss on Nepstation one Thursday morning.

She's also looking after Rom and Ram while Mina Nishizawa ran off on an 'important mission'. Unbeknownst to anyone said mission was taking a private jet to [[CFW Trick]]'s island to lick lolis with him.

"Lady Blanc and Lady C-Sha get on really well." - Financier

===[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume (Orange Heart)]]/[[Kurome Anokokuboshi|Kurome]]===
No -cest qutie like selfcest.

=== [[Red|RED]]/Everyone ===
RED is like the gayest character in the entire series. "Wifeys" this, "wifeys" that, her entire purpose in life is to have a harem. Dunno why she doesn't just use the hip term "waifu" like everyone else tho.

=== [[Blanc|Blanc (White Heart)]]/The Angry Video Game Nerd ===
Think about it. Blanc and AVGN are a perfect match. They've both got a mean temper and a foul mouth to match. They both are all about Nintendo (remember, AVGN's original name is The Angry Nintendo Nerd). They both will take you back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass. I dunno what kinda games come out on Lowee's systems, but how much you wanna bet that there's a solid chunk of genuine horsebird shit in there?

=== [[Histoire]]/[http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Hank_J._Wimbleton Hank J. Wimbleton] ===
Some questions are best left unanswered.

=== [[Tsunako]]/Tsunako ===
And other questions are impossible to answer.

=== Neptune (Purple Heart)/Pudding ===
The most canon pairing, even more than UniGear. Fun fact: Neptune will surely die if she doesn't have at least 5 cups of pudding per day.

=== Neptune (Purple Heart) / YOU ===
If i remember correctly, you marry her in the third game.

== Trivia ==
* Remember when I said there are no hetero pairings? First thing that comes to your mind is probably the Noire x Male Reader pairing, right? Well, let me tell you, one of those aren't the gender you think they are. Ohohohoho!
* Some degenerates would pair Uni with [[Steamax]] or [[CFW Brave]]. Those people have something called "bad taste."
* Honorable mention goes to Nepgear x Gundam. However, everyone knows UniGear is the true canon pairing.
* There's a scene in Re;Birth1 where the brothers fall in love with each other after Vert forces them to do a BL game marathon.
* In [[Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online]], Compa tells IF, "I love you!"
* Everyone X Everyone is canon, but only in Hyperdevotion Noire. One of the primary mechanics is kissing.
* Seriously, why the fuck did IF kiss Nepgear
[[Category:Fanon]]

Neptun

2026-04-06T21:42:07Z

Nepnepforpresident: the typo is still there, but i made it more complicated for no reason

wrong page, the one you're looking for is [[Neptune]]

Noire

2026-04-06T21:41:13Z

Nepnepforpresident: added a very important nickname

{{Character|title1 = Tsun|caption1 = the black bitch herself|true_name = Nowa|nicknames = Noire

Nowa

Loner

Friendless Zone Zero|appears_in = literally every game i think|3sizes = B83

W56

H80|cup = C|height = 158cm|fucks_given = 93|voice_(en) = Erin Fitzgerald

Erica Mendez
|voice_(jp) = Asami Imai|race = Twintail|weapon = Rapier|residence = Lastation|personification = Playstation 3

Playstation 1/2 (Ultradimension)|image1=HD_Noire-Lily_Placeholder_main_2.png}}

==Noire==
[[File:006.jpg|thumb|Human Form|link=Special:FilePath/006.jpg]]Considered to be an ideal goddess, Noire presides over [[Lastation]]. Her little sister is [[Uni]] and she fights with pistols/guns. Very Polite and hardworking she puts her all into her position. She works on her own time and and by herself.

Its revealed she plans to give up her position of Goddess during the first games events. It can be assumed if/when she does this. Her sister, [[Uni]] may take over afterwards. Despite the fact that Uni doesn't exist.

For a list of outfits please see: [[Noire Costumes]]

For weapons see: [[Weapons]]

For a list of Accessories view: [[Accessories]]

For a list of idiots see: [[Neptun|A mirror]]

==Personality==
She is very polite and hardworking. But she can be a bit hard-headed and try too hard in a certain thing. Causing her effort to go to waste. She cares a lot about what others think about her but keeps that and many other secrets to herself.
She has a hard relationship with [[Purple Heart/Neptune]]. Its also implied she may enjoy things like Cosplay.
==Black Heart==
[[File:1373798-image282_super.png|thumb|left|link=Special:FilePath/1373798-image282_super.png]]Noire becomes very competitive, tough, and aggressive towards Neptune and holding a strong grudge against her the party is forced to fight her multiple times. Very Mysterious.
==Appearance==

Noire is a girl with waist length black hair worn in pigtails with neatly combed bangs and red eyes. She wears a dress consisting of Dark blue, white, red, and small amounts of gold lining. She has similar sleeves to this and underneath is a white, slightly ruffled skirt piece with black lining. She wears Blue ribbons in her hair and a matching one around her neck with a small badge like piece in the center. At the back of her skirt it can be seen she has a lighter blue bow like part.

As Black heart her hair is seen worn down and very white colored while her eyes turn glowing blue. She wears a black one piece swimsuit like with tight sleeves. The extra color being white.

==Hyperdimension Neputunia==
Begining:

It started off where she was fighting with the other Godesses until [[Green Heart]] suggested an alternative solution by exiling one of them as the catalyst to end the long-fought Console war and to take out the strongest as to make the aftermath situation easier later on. The Hearts decided to volunteer [[Purple Heart/Neptune]] which they all believed that she is the most difficult to defeat. It was not long before the fight was over and Purple Heart was banished into the world below [[Celestia]].

==Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk-II==
She and the Hearts fought [[Magic the Hard|Magic]], but lost against her and were captured. Until she returns, [[Kei Jinguji]] is left in charge of Lastation.

Black Heart's personality is same in Mk-2. Uni tries not to show her "girly love" to her sister like the others do when they rescued the Hearts, but gave in after seeing how relieved Black Heart was.

==Powers and Abilities==
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|Forms:
|Human
|HDD
|-
|Weapons:
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1) Rapier

2) Gun
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1) Sword

2) Gun
|-
|Abilities:
|1) HDD transform
|
|}
Tricolor Order:

Lace Ribbon Dance:

Splendid & Naughty:

Impact Law:

Drop Crush:

Volcano Drive:

Desperado:

Sealing Bullet:

Scatter Orion:

Charge shot lv 1:

Charge shot lv 2:

Charge shot lv 3:

ROLE:

ACTION:

Infinate Slash: Noire take's quick and multiple slashes at the target, slashing them up into the air until snapping her finger when they burst into an explosion.

==Quotes==
*''"You look the same, but you've changed so much."''

==Trivia==
*Before Cyberdimension Neptunia was released, Noire's English voice actor was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin_Fitzgerald Erin Fitzgerald] . But after the release of Cyberdimension Neptunia, she was replaced by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erica_Mendez Erica Mendez] due to a contract complications.
*Noire means, Black. In French.
*She is based on the Playstation 3.
*Noire in terms of appearence resembles both Azusa from K-on, and Kooh from Pangya. She even makes references to her near look-alike status to Azusa.
*Black Heart makes a reference to Sailor Moon by saying, "In the name of Basilicom, I will punish you!" but she deems it not a good catchphrase and continues to think of a better one.
*She is the only goddess that doesn't imply that she plays video games, with exeption of [[Neptune]].

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Hug.png|Noire recieving a hug from Neptune.
BH 2.png|Black Heart tries to figure out a awesome catchphrase for herself.
Like it.png|u like it don't u? ufufu
Happy.webm|noire wen she rember happy day
Tired.png|norie after a long day at work
School group.png|noire & the girls after school
Tentacle raep.ogg|family friendly image of noire making friends with an octopus
Noire scream.png|noire's legendary screen
Noire Battle end.ppt|what? can't you take a joke?
Lastation ending mk2.jfif|uni and nepgear practicing karate with noire watching
Noire_data.jpg|this was missing. now it isn't.
BlackHeartChart.jpg|can't forget this one either.
Noire hentai.tiff|whoops! can't show that in a christian wiki!
Group MK 2.png|everyone from the neptunia 2nd game (noire is in the neptunia 2nd game)
12949374_m.jpg|random comic in japanese that features noire, not that you can tell it's her
Noire beach.psd|image of noire in a bikini
Back.png|noire's back. cute shoulder blades, huh?
WHVb9.jpg|cute nekomimi noire
Next black.png|NEXT forme
Noire.png|noire
Point black.html|noire
Haircut.avi|noire
Zoinks.jpg|noire
side.omgwtfbbqroflmaocoptr|noire also
Noire.jpg|Noire.jpg, not to be confused with Noire.png
Neptune and Noire sleepover.jpg|neptune and noire sleepover.jpg
Nepgear and Noire at Church.jpg|whoops! can't show that in a satanist wiki!
NeptuniaMk2Poster.jpeg|promotional art of mk2, featuring noire
29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg|noire and her lovely power buttopns
Sword.https|a picture of the falchion from fire emblem
Snap.bmp|what noire will do to you if you make fun of her
Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg|everyone from... wait, dont we already have this image in the gallery?
Secret cosplay photo.png|candid photo of noire cosplaying in her room
Y'all need jesus.christ|ya'll do
</gallery>
[[Category:Female characters]]
[[Category:Goddess]]
[[Category:Lastation residents]]

Template:Neptune sez

2026-04-06T21:29:20Z

Nepnepforpresident: MORE NEP LINES!

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

<div id="nepu">
<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a bitch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is a jackass.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is an asshole.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.fandom.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wiki/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they are killed.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|I]] actually translate my games unlike a certain white dog.</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</option>Well, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re boring, you don’t sound Nigerian at all, so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in the dirty, dank little hole where you fucking come from, you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic. Right okay the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day, you’re fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos is fucking stupid, they are ignorant little cunts, and you’re just a fucking wreck.</option>
<option>the rebirth trilogy is worse than the ps3 one</option>
<option>we don't talk about Riders vs Dogoos.</option>
<option>nobody has played the games or watched the anime</option>
</choose> [[File:Neptune-gamipic.png|160px|right|link=]]
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<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>

Neptune

2026-04-06T21:18:03Z

Nepnepforpresident: added more stuff and a single image from the flop game "Neptunia Unlimited" which sold 4 copies, 3 of them being bought by nepgear and the fourth one was launched to space by peashy

{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptunia|nicknames = Nep
Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep

Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep

Neptuna

Neppy

Nepsy

Nepko

Neptun

Nepper

Neptumor

Nepelvis

Neppermint

Nepperoni

Nyarlethotep

satan|appears_in = literally every game i think|3sizes = B73
W54

H76|cup = A|height = 146cm|thigh_gap = 3.1cm|fucks_given = 0|voice_(en) = Melissa Fahn|voice_(jp) = Rie Tanaka|race = Retard|weapon = A fucking wooden stick|residence = Planeptune |personification = Sega Neptune|cpu = 28.6MHz|ram = 16MB|hdd = 4MB|bits/resolution = 32-bit}}'''Neptune (ネプ)''' is, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main [[:Category:Goddess|CPUs]], the CPU of [[Planeptune]]. Her adventures start after she meets [[Compa]] and [[IF]] to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save [[Histoire]] who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and memespeak.

==Story==
===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses ([[Vert]], [[Blanc]], and [[Noire]]), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets a hold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all.

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
Stuff happens in [[Ultradimension]] and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension [[Plutia]]" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
Take everything from the previous section, replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)

==Personality==
===Human Form===
Laid back and carefree. That Nep doesn't have a care in the world and jokes around all the time. Despite everything, she cares for her friends and shows a strong sense of justice. She'd do great in a shounen manga.

===HDD Form===
More calm and observant than her human form. It's still Neptune, though, so you can see her playful side shine through every now and then if you pay attention long enough. In Victory/Re;Birth3, she shows herself to be a master of the art of tsukkomi (aka WITTY COMEBACKS), which is a mandatory skill when dealing with Sadie. She can also get pretty horny at times, but you haven't heard that from us.

===Likes and Dislikes===
Neptune likes pudding. Neptune loves pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
== Anatomy ==
The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory.
Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]], with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb.
The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalleled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

== Voice ==
Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. Her Japanese voice is very annoying. She seems to think, "IF I GO HIGHER PITCHED, I'M CUTER, RIGHT???" but it really works against her. Her English voice is considerably deeper, yet perfectly embodies Neptune. She speaks playfully and jokingly, sometimes a bit singsong, which is a fitting voice for Neptune's mischievous, stupid, and energetic character. When it comes to Purple Heart, however, the Japanese voice actress definitely is better. While Fahn does a great job at bringing Neptune to life, she struggles on the delivery of Purple Heart's more mature and calm voice. She does have a sweet, smooth caramel voice as Purple Heart, though, which can make you eargasm the moment you listen to her. Tanaka's performance as Purple Heart is very much the same as Fahn's, still with that same sexy mature voice, but she shows a far greater deal of competence as a voice actor. Fahn also does a poor job with Next Purple, sounding very similar to the dreadful English performance of [http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran Samus Aran] in [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c4e41d2b40b9d6e2ab467ff/1612855779673-B5L9FMMXBC4NWRG4N0YF/residential-trash-services.jpg Metroid: Other M]. Tanaka's NEXT Purple is barely noticeable compared to the good old Purple Heart.

==QUOTES==
: [[Neptune/Quotes]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfully cancelled in favor of the Sega <s>Satan</s> Saturn. Maybe it's for the best, seeing how it would have only been used as a basis for a shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself because of how shitty the 32X library was.
*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
*Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
*Neptune is illiterate. Only Nepgear, and seemingly Arfoire, are capable of reading her writing. https://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia/20-czGiVLB.png
*Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
*Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶ yes she is.

* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]

* Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]].

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
File:Nep measure.png|obligatory bust chart
File:Purple measure.png|one for purple heart too
File:Life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
File:Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia).png
File:It's high nep.png
File:Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
File:Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
File:Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
File:PpGlasses.png
File:Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
File:Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
File:10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
File:117904555 621475642098087 8224844448493186637 n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
File:13735953 m.jpg
File:Nepu19201200.jpg
File:29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
File:Hugs with histy.png
File:Tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
File:Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
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File:NepUnlimited-Neptune.png|16 years have passed, yet she still doesn't wear pants
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2026-04-06T21:16:28Z

Nepnepforpresident: new nepu, new me

== Summary ==
new nepu, new me

Template:Neptune sez

2026-02-09T20:58:02Z

Nepnepforpresident: more nep lines

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

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<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a bitch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is a jackass.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is an asshole.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.wikia.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wikia.com/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they are killed.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</choose> [[File:Neptune-gamipic.png|160px|right|link=]]
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2026-02-09T20:52:57Z

Nepnepforpresident: added one more nep text

<p class="fake-h1">Neptune says...</p>

<div id="nepu">
<choose>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a bitch.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is a jackass.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is an asshole.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]]'s favorite liquor is absinthe.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]]'s favorite liquor is Rolling Rock.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s favorite liquor is red wine.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]]'s favorite liquor is vodka.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
<option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
<option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed.</option>
<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.wikia.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wikia.com/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] almost won the 2012 Cinnamon Roll of the Year award. However, after she was selected as the winner, she was immediately disqualified when she transformed into Iris Heart onstage.</option>
<option>Did you know? Anyone who sees [[RED]] instantly becomes gay for the rest of their life.</option>
<option>Did you know? [[Cave]] is immortal, as long as you don't hit her hitbox.</option>
<option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
<option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
<option>Did you know? People die when they are killed.</option>
<option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
<option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
<option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
<option>Did you know? The consequences will never be the same.</option>
<option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
<option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
<option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
<option>Hi</option>
<option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
<option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
<option>I love pudding!</option>
<option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
<option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
<option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
<option>BORN TO JUMP
WORLD IS A HECK

鬼神 Nep Em All 1989

I am pudding man
410,757,864,530 LONELY NOIRES</option>
<option>BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS</option>
<option>fake and gay</option>
<option> </option>
<option>Nepnep nepnep nep</option>
<option>Nepu nePU, nepu nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu. Nepu!</option>
<option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
<option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
</choose> [[File:Neptune-gamipic.png|160px|right|link=]]
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