User:Onion

2026-07-21T21:29:03Z

Onion:

[[File:Loli licking fucker.png|left|link=|300px|my chud son who I hate]]{{Clr}}
I'm back, bitches! Did you miss me?

In the year ''Anno Domini'' two thousand and twenty six,
this is still objectively the best Neptunia wiki.

== Research ==
[[User:Onion/hdn|HDN]]

User:Onion/hdn

2026-07-21T01:26:10Z

Onion:

Megadimension Neptunia VII

2026-07-20T15:15:02Z

Onion: add a trivia section

This game is just V with worse combat.

==Plot==

===PART 1===
Neptune and Nepgear get isekai'd into a Dreamcast. Definitely not retreading Rei's purple haze thing.

This dimension is some weird shit. Because the game reuses assets like fuck, shit gets thrown in like a sakura forest or arcade in a dimension of nothingness. Explained away conveniently later.

The goth bitch comes back, but a second Nep comes with it, alluded to in the end of V. She also is a traitorous twat but also isn't, because pudding I think.

===PART 2===
Some shit about two ninjas, a raging Lebanese communist with an equals sign in his name, bipedal Dogoos, and the Secure Hash Algorithm (SHA).

B-Sha is a shit sovllvss Tesco Value NISA/Gust, C-Sha is a bit like Mina but not secretly in league with a lickorrist and much more playful/teasing overall, S-Sha is NOT INTERESTED, and K-Sha is cute af <3

The rat cunt also appears again but he's more or less a joke. Chuko is also no match for his darling Compa.

I want to suck on Croire's bratty mesugaki feet holy shit.

===PART 3===
Uzume's past is revealed, it's mostly a copypaste of Rei's from V.

The goddesses's dreams reveal them all, except Neptune and to a lesser extent Vert, to be egotistical, self serving arseholes deep down in their darkest interpretation of their thoughts.

==Morals==
50Hz bad, 60Hz good. Europeans are delusional fucktards that destroy and hate. Americans and Japanese are dreamy goddesses who create and love.

Or so they sodding thought.

No, seriously, Zero Dimension is a depiction of the world RIGHT AFTER THIS FUCKING GAME RELEASED LIKE WTF. Somehow, it predicted globohomo induced strife and toying with getting the worst feelings out of people, creating an abundance of negative energy all around.

==Regressions from V==
* Back/standby party member EXP no longer increases
* Back party member Lily Rank no longer increases
* The guard meter is gone and EXEs are so easy to get
* Weapons affect what attacks you can assign
* Skills are too OP now
* The world map is shittier
* [[Otori Cave]] does not appear 27 times

==Improvements from V==
* Scouts do it for free, like Histy's janny work on Nepwiki
* Doesn't run like shit except in certain places
* B I G M E T A L D O G O O

==Trivia==
* The japanese title is 新次元ケイムネプテューヌVII (''shin jigen game neptune VII'', literally "new dimension game [[neptune]] VII"). This means the localizers saw a game about the CPUs acquiring their ''new'' forms to represent the ''new'' console generation, which has the word ''new'' in the jp title, and decided that calling it Neodimension would make way too much fucking sense.

Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses

2026-07-20T08:54:21Z

Onion: nits

== Episode 3: リーンボックスの<ruby>週末<rp>(</rp><rt>ガールズナイト</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby> ==
----
=== Intro: 5pb's concert ===

This part really showcases this show's animation quality. Whenever the main cast is on screen, there ''isn't'' any animation - most of the girls are just static images being scrolled across the screen, with [[Neptun|Nep]], [[Compa]], and [[Best Girl]] being the only exceptions because they have dialogue. The next time we cut back to them, they don't even scroll anymore, it's just static images. Basically the entire show is like this. The animation on [[5pb]] herself is pretty decent, and the cgi on the planes is fine, so they clearly can animate if they feel like it, they're just lazy (this is accurate to the source material, now that I think about it). Also the cgi'd crowd looks really bad, but what did you expect lol.

[[Warechu]] is also there making puns or whatever.

=== Opening ===

This is the most tastefully done 4th wall break in the entire franchise. It's an allusion to the medium of the show, and a reference to events that only the audience actually experiences, without any of the characters in-universe explicitly acknowledging it as such, or at all. If the entire series has been like this, instead of stale memes and ready player one with hot anime women, it might've actually been good. (i mean instead of the ready player one part, the hot anime women can stay that's fine)

Opening is p good tbh.

=== Green Heart's secret ===

[[Vert]] plays [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory|MMOs]] with a controller. Normally I would make fun of this, but unfortunately the caster DPS in my raid group also does that. He's not on console or anything, so it's not like he ''can't'' use kb+m, he just doesn't. Absolute psychopath behavior.

=== [[Leanbox]]'s new technology ===

I bet you were expecting me to make fun of the kinect, right? Well, here's the thing, I actually had one growing up, and you know what? How this episode portrays it is pretty much how it felt. I spent like a month grinding out the platinums in the raft game, and every time I had friends over we would play table tennis on it the entire time. Fuck the haters, the kinect ''was'' this fun. (ok, maybe the hoverboard sonic game wasn't very good)

=== the plot relevant part ===

[[IF]] has a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|gun]] holy shit.

=== Ending ===

You're welcome, [[CFW Trick|Trick]].

Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses

2026-07-20T06:52:44Z

Onion: link vert's mmo

== Episode 3: リーンボックスの<ruby>週末<rp>(</rp><rt>ガールズナイト</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby> ==
----
=== Intro: 5pb's concert ===

This part really showcases this show's animation quality. Whenever the main cast is on screen, there ''isn't'' any animation - most of the girls are just static images being scrolled across the screen, with [[Neptun|Nep]], [[Compa]], and [[Best Girl]] being the only exceptions because they have dialogue. The next time we cut back to them, they don't even scroll anymore, it's just static images. Basically the entire show is like this. The animation on [[5pb]] herself is pretty decent, and the cgi on the planes is fine, so they clearly can animate if they feel like it, they're just lazy (this is accurate to the source material, now that I think about it). Also the cgi'd crowd looks really bad, but what did you expect lol.

[[Warechu]] is also there making puns or whatever.

=== Opening ===

This is the most tastefully done 4th wall break in the entire franchise. It's an allusion to the medium of the show, and a reference to events that only the audience actually experiences, without any of the characters in-universe explicitly acknowledging it as such, or at all. If the entire series has been like this, instead of stale memes and ready player one with hot anime women, it might've actually been good. (i mean instead of the ready player one part, the hot anime women can stay that's fine)

Opening is p good tbh.

=== Green Heart's secret ===

[[Vert]] plays [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory|MMOs]] with a controller. Normally I would make fun of this, but unfortunately, the caster DPS in my raid group also does that. He's not on console or anything, so it's not like he ''can't'' use kb+m, he just doesn't. Absolute psycopath behavior.

=== [[Leanbox]]'s new technology ===

I bet you were expecting me to make fun of the kinect, right? Well, here's the thing, I actually had one growing up, and you know what? How this episode portrays it is pretty much how it felt. I spent like a month grinding out the platinums in the raft game, and every time I had friends over we would play table tennis on it the entire time. Fuck the haters, the kinect was this fun. (ok, the hoverboard sonic game wasn't very good, I never got it to actually pick up my movements correctly)

=== the plot relevant part ===

[[IF]] has a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|gun]] holy shit.

=== Ending ===

You're welcome, [[CFW Trick|Trick]].

Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses

2026-07-20T06:47:00Z

Onion: you know what, this is funnier actually

== Episode 3: リーンボックスの<ruby>週末<rp>(</rp><rt>ガールズナイト</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby> ==
----
=== Intro: 5pb's concert ===

This part really showcases this show's animation quality. Whenever the main cast is on screen, there ''isn't'' any animation - most of the girls are just static images being scrolled across the screen, with [[Neptun|Nep]], [[Compa]], and [[Best Girl]] being the only exceptions because they have dialogue. The next time we cut back to them, they don't even scroll anymore, it's just static images. Basically the entire show is like this. The animation on [[5pb]] herself is pretty decent, and the cgi on the planes is fine, so they clearly can animate if they feel like it, they're just lazy (this is accurate to the source material, now that I think about it). Also the cgi'd crowd looks really bad, but what did you expect lol.

[[Warechu]] is also there making puns or whatever.

=== Opening ===

This is the most tastefully done 4th wall break in the entire franchise. It's an allusion to the medium of the show, and a reference to events that only the audience actually experiences, without any of the characters in-universe explicitly acknowledging it as such, or at all. If the entire series has been like this, instead of stale memes and ready player one with hot anime women, it might've actually been good. (i mean instead of the ready player one part, the hot anime women can stay that's fine)

Opening is p good tbh.

=== Green Heart's secret ===

[[Vert]] plays MMOs with a controller. Normally I would make fun of this, but unfortunately, the caster DPS in my raid group also does that. He's not on console or anything, so it's not like he ''can't'' use kb+m, he just doesn't. Absolute psycopath behavior.

=== [[Leanbox]]'s new technology ===

I bet you were expecting me to make fun of the kinect, right? Well, here's the thing, I actually had one growing up, and you know what? How this episode portrays it is pretty much how it felt. I spent like a month grinding out the platinums in the raft game, and every time I had friends over we would play table tennis on it the entire time. Fuck the haters, the kinect was this fun. (ok, the hoverboard sonic game wasn't very good, I never got it to actually pick up my movements correctly)

=== the plot relevant part ===

[[IF]] has a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|gun]] holy shit.

=== Ending ===

You're welcome, [[CFW Trick|Trick]].

Hyperdimension Neptunia: the Animation/Episode Synopses

2026-07-20T06:35:19Z

Onion: Onion moved page Hyperdimension Neptunia: the Animation/Episode Synopses to Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses: match main page format

#REDIRECT [[Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses

2026-07-20T06:35:19Z

Onion: Onion moved page Hyperdimension Neptunia: the Animation/Episode Synopses to Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses: match main page format

== Episode 3: リーンボックスの<ruby>週末<rp>(</rp><rt>ガールズナイト</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby> ==
----
=== Intro: 5pb's concert ===

This part really showcases this show's animation quality. Whenever the main cast is on screen, there ''isn't'' any animation - most of the girls are just static images being scrolled across the screen, with [[Neptun|Nep]], [[Compa]], and [[IF|Best Girl]] being the only exceptions because they have dialogue. The next time we cut back to them, they don't even scroll anymore, it's just static images. Basically the entire show is like this. The animation on [[5pb]] herself is pretty decent, and the cgi on the planes is fine, so they clearly can animate if they feel like it, they're just lazy (this is accurate to the source material, now that I think about it). Also the cgi'd crowd looks really bad, but what did you expect lol.

[[Warechu]] is also there making puns or whatever.

=== Opening ===

This is the most tastefully done 4th wall break in the entire franchise. It's an allusion to the medium of the show, and a reference to events that only the audience actually experiences, without any of the characters in-universe explicitly acknowledging it as such, or at all. If the entire series has been like this, instead of stale memes and ready player one with hot anime women, it might've actually been good. (i mean instead of the ready player one part, the hot anime women can stay that's fine)

Opening is p good tbh.

=== Green Heart's secret ===

[[Vert]] plays MMOs with a controller. Normally I would make fun of this, but unfortunately, the caster DPS in my raid group also does that. He's not on console or anything, so it's not like he ''can't'' use kb+m, he just doesn't. Absolute psycopath behavior.

=== [[Leanbox]]'s new technology ===

I bet you were expecting me to make fun of the kinect, right? Well, here's the thing, I actually had one growing up, and you know what? How this episode portrays it is pretty much how it felt. I spent like a month grinding out the platinums in the raft game, and every time I had friends over we would play table tennis on it the entire time. Fuck the haters, the kinect was this fun. (ok, the hoverboard sonic game wasn't very good, I never got it to actually pick up my movements correctly)

=== the plot relevant part ===

[[IF]] has a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|gun]] holy shit.

=== Ending ===

You're welcome, [[CFW Trick|Trick]].

Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses

2026-07-20T06:34:18Z

Onion: oh ok, that's how

== Episode 3: リーンボックスの<ruby>週末<rp>(</rp><rt>ガールズナイト</rt><rp>)</rp></ruby> ==
----
=== Intro: 5pb's concert ===

This part really showcases this show's animation quality. Whenever the main cast is on screen, there ''isn't'' any animation - most of the girls are just static images being scrolled across the screen, with [[Neptun|Nep]], [[Compa]], and [[IF|Best Girl]] being the only exceptions because they have dialogue. The next time we cut back to them, they don't even scroll anymore, it's just static images. Basically the entire show is like this. The animation on [[5pb]] herself is pretty decent, and the cgi on the planes is fine, so they clearly can animate if they feel like it, they're just lazy (this is accurate to the source material, now that I think about it). Also the cgi'd crowd looks really bad, but what did you expect lol.

[[Warechu]] is also there making puns or whatever.

=== Opening ===

This is the most tastefully done 4th wall break in the entire franchise. It's an allusion to the medium of the show, and a reference to events that only the audience actually experiences, without any of the characters in-universe explicitly acknowledging it as such, or at all. If the entire series has been like this, instead of stale memes and ready player one with hot anime women, it might've actually been good. (i mean instead of the ready player one part, the hot anime women can stay that's fine)

Opening is p good tbh.

=== Green Heart's secret ===

[[Vert]] plays MMOs with a controller. Normally I would make fun of this, but unfortunately, the caster DPS in my raid group also does that. He's not on console or anything, so it's not like he ''can't'' use kb+m, he just doesn't. Absolute psycopath behavior.

=== [[Leanbox]]'s new technology ===

I bet you were expecting me to make fun of the kinect, right? Well, here's the thing, I actually had one growing up, and you know what? How this episode portrays it is pretty much how it felt. I spent like a month grinding out the platinums in the raft game, and every time I had friends over we would play table tennis on it the entire time. Fuck the haters, the kinect was this fun. (ok, the hoverboard sonic game wasn't very good, I never got it to actually pick up my movements correctly)

=== the plot relevant part ===

[[IF]] has a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|gun]] holy shit.

=== Ending ===

You're welcome, [[CFW Trick|Trick]].

Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation/Episode Synopses

2026-07-20T06:32:00Z

Onion: Created page with "== Episode 3: リーンボックスの週末＜ガールズナイト＞help how do I do ruby text == ---- === Intro: 5pb's concert === This part really showcases this show's..."

== Episode 3: リーンボックスの週末＜ガールズナイト＞help how do I do ruby text ==
----
=== Intro: 5pb's concert ===

This part really showcases this show's animation quality. Whenever the main cast is on screen, there ''isn't'' any animation - most of the girls are just static images being scrolled across the screen, with [[Neptun|Nep]], [[Compa]], and [[IF|Best Girl]] being the only exceptions because they have dialogue. The next time we cut back to them, they don't even scroll anymore, it's just static images. Basically the entire show is like this. The animation on [[5pb]] herself is pretty decent, and the cgi on the planes is fine, so they clearly can animate if they feel like it, they're just lazy (this is accurate to the source material, now that I think about it). Also the cgi'd crowd looks really bad, but what did you expect lol.

[[Warechu]] is also there making puns or whatever.

=== Opening ===

This is the most tastefully done 4th wall break in the entire franchise. It's an allusion to the medium of the show, and a reference to events that only the audience actually experiences, without any of the characters in-universe explicitly acknowledging it as such, or at all. If the entire series has been like this, instead of stale memes and ready player one with hot anime women, it might've actually been good. (i mean instead of the ready player one part, the hot anime women can stay that's fine)

Opening is p good tbh.

=== Green Heart's secret ===

[[Vert]] plays MMOs with a controller. Normally I would make fun of this, but unfortunately, the caster DPS in my raid group also does that. He's not on console or anything, so it's not like he ''can't'' use kb+m, he just doesn't. Absolute psycopath behavior.

=== [[Leanbox]]'s new technology ===

I bet you were expecting me to make fun of the kinect, right? Well, here's the thing, I actually had one growing up, and you know what? How this episode portrays it is pretty much how it felt. I spent like a month grinding out the platinums in the raft game, and every time I had friends over we would play table tennis on it the entire time. Fuck the haters, the kinect was this fun. (ok, the hoverboard sonic game wasn't very good, I never got it to actually pick up my movements correctly)

=== the plot relevant part ===

[[IF]] has a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|gun]] holy shit.

=== Ending ===

You're welcome, [[CFW Trick|Trick]].

User:Onion

2026-07-20T05:21:00Z

Onion:

Hello, I'm {{PAGENAME}}, and I'm gay :D

(this is slander, I never agreed to this)

Stats

2026-07-20T04:53:36Z

Onion: point at the betterer wiki

__FORCETOC__
[[File:Breast chart webp.jpg|thumb|500px|a visual aid of the characters' stats]]
A '''Stat''', also known as a '''Parameter''', is a statistic that describes how strong or weak a character is in certain areas. There are eight parameters common to all characters, as well as a wide range of additional parameters specific to each character.

This page lists the eight common parameters for each character in one convenient place. The parameters listed do not take equipment into account (debatable, in Uni's case). The list is sorted by IQ, because that's clearly the most optimal way to sort a list, however CPU forms are always listed immediately after regular forms.

This page is incomplete. You can help Hyperdimension Neptunia Wiki by filling in the missing information.
==Overview==

*'''B (Bust):''' The circumference around the largest part of the breasts, in centimeters.

*'''W (Waist):''' The circumference around the narrowest part of the waist, in centimeters.

*'''H (Hips):''' The circumference around the widest part of the hips, in centimeters.

*'''Cup:''' A simple method of assessing the breast size. Determined by the difference between the bust size and the band size (circumference around the area right above where the breasts start). AA is the smallest, increasing in size up to the largest on this page, I, although cup sizes are defined at least up through O.

*'''Height:''' The character's height in centimeters.

*'''Weight:''' The weight (technically mass) of the character, in kilograms.

*'''FG (Fucks Given):''' The number of fucks the character gives, averaged across all situations they have been in where fucks would ordinarily be given.

*'''IQ (Intelligence Quotient):''' A general assessment of how smart a particular character is, with 100 being defined as the average.

== Character parameters==

'''Note''': Red = Highest comparison value & Blue = Lowest comparison value. Higher values are not necessarily better. Only confirmed values are colored.
{| class="article-table" style="width: 600px;" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="1"
|-
! scope="col" |Name
! scope="col" |B
! scope="col" |W
! scope="col" |H
! scope="col" |Cup
! scope="col" |Height
! scope="col" |Weight
! scope="col" |FG
! scope="col" |IQ
|-
|[[Neptune]]
|73
|54
|76
|A
|146
|38
|10
|78
|-
|[[Purple Heart]]
|87
|58
| 85
|E
|164
|48
|55
|115
|-
|[[Plutia]]
|74
|56
|79
|A
|146
|39
|4
|80
|-
|[[Plutia|Iris Heart]]
|90
|58
|85
|F
|164
|49
|6
|120
|-
|[[Compa]]
|88
|57
|80
|E
|152
|46
|20
|81
|-
|[[RED]]
|85
|54
|78
|E
|145
|39
|31
|100
|-
|[[Falcom]]
|84
|60
|86
|C
|162
|51
|?
|109
|-
|[[Uni]]
|77
|55
|81
|B
|149
|39
|69
|110
|-
|[[Black Sister]]
|75
|54
|80
|A
|148
|38
|81
|110
|-
|[[Cave]]
|89
|57
|85
|F
| 159
|47
|49
|112
|-
|[[Noire]]
|83
|56
|82
|C
|158
|43
|93
|115
|-
|[[Black Heart]]
|83
| 57
|81
|C
|160
|45
|98
|114
|-
|[[IF]]
|74
|55
|77
|A
|150
|39
|88
|118
|-
|[[Nepgear]]
|78
|56
|80
|C
|154
|40
|38
|120
|-
|[[Purple Sister]]
|80
|56
|82
|C
|155
|41
|38
|120
|-
|[[Blanc]]
|71
|53
|77
|A
|144
|36
|0
|121
|-
|[[White Heart]]
|73
|53
|77
|A
|146
|37
|1
|122
|-
|[[Vert]]
|93
|61
|87
|F
|163
|48
|22
|122
|-
|[[Green Heart]]
|95
|61
|88
|G
|167
|49
|28
|123
|-
|[[Histoire]]
|62?
|36?
| 64?
|A
|117?
|???
|100
|259200
|}
==Don't look here==
'''Note''': The information presented in this section is here purely for scientific purposes. Using this information for other purposes may result in several decades (or more) of jailtime. Browse at your own risk.

'''Note 2''': Red highlights now indicate values which are bigger than the largest value in the above table. IQ is not included due to this information not being available for any of these characters.
{| class="article-table" style="width: 600px;" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="1"
|-
! scope="col" |Name
! scope="col" |B
! scope="col" |W
! scope="col" |H
! scope="col" |Cup
! scope="col" |Height
! scope="col" |Weight
! scope="col" |FG
|-
|[[Peashy]]
|Not yet developed
|Healthy
|Cute
|AA
|111
|17
|11
|-
|[[Peashy|Yellow Heart]]
|101
|57
|86
|I
|156
|52
|8
|-
|[[Rom]]
|Has a little
|Thin
|Slightly
|AA
|132
|28
|39
|-
|[[Ram]]
|Started growing
|Thin
|Slim
|AA
|132
|27
|28
|-
|[[White Sister|White Sister (Rom)]]
|No growth spurt yet
|Thin
|Barely
|A
|137
|29
|53
|-
|[[White Sister|White Sister (Ram)]]
|A tiny bit
|Thin
|Slim
|A
|137
|29
|42
|-
|[[Gust]]
|52
|52
|52
| actual ?
|112
|19
|?
|}
[https://neptunia.wiki/Parameter Oh, were you looking for this?]
[[Category:Data]]
[[Category:Bust size]]