FP flushedpancake at 13:46, 1 April 2026

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Big Metal Dogoo

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This game is just V with worse combat.

==Plot==

===PART 1===
Neptune and Nepgear get isekai'd into a Dreamcast. Definitely not retreading Rei's purple haze thing.

This dimension is some weird shit. Because the game reuses assets like fuck, shit gets thrown in like a sakura forest or arcade in a dimension of nothingness. Explained away conveniently later.

The goth bitch comes back, but a second Nep comes with it, alluded to in the end of V. She also is a traitorous twat but also isn't, because pudding I think.

===PART 2===
Some shit about two ninjas, a raging Lebanese communist with an equals sign in his name, bipedal Dogoos, and the Secure Hash Algorithm (SHA).

B-Sha is a shit sovllvss Tesco Value NISA/Gust, C-Sha is a bit like Mina but not secretly in league with a lickorrist and much more playful/teasing overall, S-Sha is NOT INTERESTED, and K-Sha is cute af <3

The rat cunt also appears again but he's more or less a joke. Chuko is also no match for his darling Compa.

I want to suck on Croire's bratty mesugaki feet holy shit.

===PART 3===
Uzume's past is revealed, it's mostly a copypaste of Rei's from V.

The goddesses's dreams reveal them all, except Neptune and to a lesser extent Vert, to be egotistical, self serving arseholes deep down in their darkest interpretation of their thoughts.

==Morals==
50Hz bad, 60Hz good. Europeans are delusional fucktards that destroy and hate. Americans and Japanese are dreamy goddesses who create and love.

Or so they sodding thought.

No, seriously, Zero Dimension is a depiction of the world RIGHT AFTER THIS FUCKING GAME RELEASED LIKE WTF. Somehow, it predicted globohomo induced strife and toying with getting the worst feelings out of people, creating an abundance of negative energy all around.

==Regressions from V==
- Back/standby party member EXP no longer increases
- Back party member Lily Rank no longer increases
- The guard meter is gone and EXEs are so easy to get
- Weapons affect what attacks you can assign
- Skills are too OP now
- The world map is shittier
- [[Otori Cave]] does not appear 27 times

==Improvements from V==
- Scouts do it for free, like Histy's janny work on Nepwiki
- Doesn't run like shit except in certain places
- B I G M E T A L D O G O O

@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 ==Regressions from V==
-- Back/standby party member EXP no longer increases
+* Back/standby party member EXP no longer increases
-- Back party member Lily Rank no longer increases
+* Back party member Lily Rank no longer increases
-- The guard meter is gone and EXEs are so easy to get
+* The guard meter is gone and EXEs are so easy to get
-- Weapons affect what attacks you can assign
+* Weapons affect what attacks you can assign
-- Skills are too OP now
+* Skills are too OP now
-- The world map is shittier
+* The world map is shittier
-- [[Otori Cave]] does not appear 27 times
+* [[Otori Cave]] does not appear 27 times
 ==Improvements from V==
-- Scouts do it for free, like Histy's janny work on Nepwiki
+* Scouts do it for free, like Histy's janny work on Nepwiki
-- Doesn't run like shit except in certain places
+* Doesn't run like shit except in certain places
-- B I G   M E T A L   D O G O O
+* B I G   M E T A L   D O G O O

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FP flushedpancake at 13:46, 1 April 2026

FP flushedpancake: Big Metal Dogoo