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Nepnepforpresident: /* TRIVIA */ YES SHE IS

2026-04-10T23:25:45Z

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Byakuren Enjoyer: Idfk anymore

2026-04-10T23:21:46Z

Idfk anymore

Nepnepforpresident: /* TRIVIA */

2026-04-10T22:07:19Z

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Byakuren Enjoyer: >Trivia

2026-04-10T22:03:12Z

>Trivia

Nepnepforpresident: added more stuff and a single image from the flop game "Neptunia Unlimited" which sold 4 copies, 3 of them being bought by nepgear and the fourth one was launched to space by peashy

2026-04-06T21:18:03Z

added more stuff and a single image from the flop game "Neptunia Unlimited" which sold 4 copies, 3 of them being bought by nepgear and the fourth one was launched to space by peashy

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2026-03-24T14:55:02Z

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Pllut6969 at 03:44, 8 January 2024

2024-01-08T03:44:56Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Fine, I'll do it myself.

2024-01-08T03:06:02Z

Fine, I'll do it myself.

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Byakuren Enjoyer at 21:34, 7 January 2024

2024-01-07T21:34:58Z

Byakuren Enjoyer: Dumbass me made just a few typos

2024-01-07T21:21:35Z

Dumbass me made just a few typos

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 *Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
 *Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
-*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>yes she is.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>Yes she is, stfu</s> NO SHE ISN'T
+*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>yes she is.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>Yes she is, stfu</s>  ̶N̶O̶ ̶S̶H̶E̶ ̶I̶S̶N̶'̶T̶ YES SHE IS
 * [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]
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 * Neptune loves us :D
 * By us, we mean pudding.

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 *Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
 *Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
-*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>yes she is.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  Yes she is, stfu
+*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>yes she is.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>Yes she is, stfu</s> NO SHE ISN'T
-* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!] (don't, it installs the arfoire virus which turns you into an [[Eggplants|eggplant]])
+* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]
 * Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]]. And saying that is a stretch, because barely anyone knows who she fucking is anymore.
 * Neptune loves us :D

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 *Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
 *Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
-*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>yes she is.</s> No, she isn't.
+*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>yes she is.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  Yes she is, stfu
-* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]
+* [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!] (don't, it installs the arfoire virus which turns you into an [[Eggplants|eggplant]])
 * Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]]. And saying that is a stretch, because barely anyone knows who she fucking is anymore.

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 *Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
 *Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
-*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  yes she is.
+*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  <s>yes she is.</s> No, she isn't.
 * [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]
-* Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]].
+* Everybody loves her except [[Blanc]]. And saying that is a stretch, because barely anyone knows who she fucking is anymore.

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 *Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
 *Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
-*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s> No, she isn't.
+*<s>Neptune is best girl.</s>  ̶N̶o̶,̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶.̶  yes she is.
 *[https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Byakuren_Hijiri Are you looking for a better character? Click here!]
 == Gallery ==
 <gallery>
-Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
+File:Neptunia Mk2 Cast.jpg
 File:Nepgear Vert Chika and Neptune.jpg|oh, she's back!
-Nep_measure.png|obligatory bust chart
+File:Nep measure.png|obligatory bust chart
-Purple_measure.png|one for purple heart too
+File:Purple measure.png|one for purple heart too
-life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
+File:Life needs more nep.jpg|a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes
-Neptune_(Hyperdimension_Neptunia).png
+File:Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia).png
-It's high nep.png
+File:It's high nep.png
-Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
+File:Hdn neptunia kotatsu.jpg
-Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
+File:Purple heart next render by jessymoonn-damv37d.png|super saiyan 2
-Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
+File:Unloveable blanc.jpg|otp???
-PpGlasses.png
+File:PpGlasses.png
-Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
+File:Nepuuuu.jpg|average day at the planeptower
-Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
+File:Mirrormatch.jpg|you should kill yourself NOW
-th anniversary.jpg|yay?
+File:10th anniversary.jpg|yay?
-117904555_621475642098087_8224844448493186637_n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
+File:117904555 621475642098087 8224844448493186637 n.jpg|purple heart praying she gets treated better
-13735953 m.jpg
+File:13735953 m.jpg
 File:Nepu19201200.jpg
-fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
+File:29fc7536-2c9e-422b-ad22-bf8b2e943f54.jpg
-Hugs with histy.png
+File:Hugs with histy.png
-tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
+File:Tenor.gif|neptunia series after [[Tsunako|tsunako]] quits
-Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
+File:Shockednep.jpg|when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge
-284698416_3173337472923313_3726202120933689820_n.png
+File:284698416 3173337472923313 3726202120933689820 n.png
-68869528_463761384219643_8905415401773465600_n.png|h
+File:68869528 463761384219643 8905415401773465600 n.png|h
 </gallery>
 [[Category:Female characters]]

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 *According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
 *Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
-*Neptune is illiterate.
+*Neptune is illiterate. Only Nepgear, and seemingly Arfoire, are capable of reading her writing. https://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia/20-czGiVLB.png
 *Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
 *Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.

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-{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptune|nicknames = Nep
+{{Character|title1 = Nep, The Memer of Worlds|image1 = 426243 hyperdimension-neptunia-neptune.jpg|caption1 = nep|true_name = Neptunia|nicknames = Nep
 Nep-Nep
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 ===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters' Generation|Re;Birth 2]]===
-Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets ahold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all. Or that's what they want you to think. Nah, there's more games, that's just the bad ending lol. In the good ending, Nepgear turns the Gehaburn into the [[Share Blade]] and doesn't kill anyone <s>unfortunately.</s> But you gotta admit, the Conquest Ending really is cool.
+Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya Nepgear] goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets a hold of the [[Gehaburn]], the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all.
 ===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory]]/[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3 V Generation|Re;Birth3]]===
-Stuff happens in Ultradimension and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension Plutia" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.
+Stuff happens in [[Ultradimension]] and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension [[Plutia]]" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.
 ===[[Megadimension Neptunia VII]]/[[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VIIR]]===
-Take everything on the Victory section, and replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)
+Take everything from the previous section, replace "Ultradimension" with "Zero Dimension" and "Plutia" with "[[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]" and you've got yourself quite a good game, actually (VIIR sucks)
 ==Personality==
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 Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.
-Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalelled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.
+Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalleled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.
 == Voice ==
 Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. Her Japanese voice is very annoying. She seems to think, "IF I GO HIGHER PITCHED, I'M CUTER, RIGHT???" but it really works against her. Her English voice is considerably deeper, yet perfectly embodies Neptune. She speaks playfully and jokingly, sometimes a bit singsong, which is a fitting voice for Neptune's mischievous, stupid, and energetic character. When it comes to Purple Heart, however, the Japanese voice actress definitely is better. While Fahn does a great job at bringing Neptune to life, she struggles on the delivery of Purple Heart's more mature and calm voice. She does have a sweet, smooth caramel voice as Purple Heart, though, which can make you eargasm the moment you listen to her. Tanaka's performance as Purple Heart is very much the same as Fahn's, still with that same sexy mature voice, but she shows a far greater deal of competence as a voice actor. Fahn also does a poor job with Next Purple, sounding very similar to the dreadful English performance of [http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Samus_Aran Samus Aran] in [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5c4e41d2b40b9d6e2ab467ff/1612855779673-B5L9FMMXBC4NWRG4N0YF/residential-trash-services.jpg Metroid: Other M]. Tanaka's NEXT Purple is barely noticeable compared to the good old Purple Heart.
 ==QUOTES==
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 == TRIVIA ==
-*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character.
+*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfully cancelled in favor of the Sega <s>Satan</s> Saturn. Maybe it's for the best, seeing how it would have only been used as a basis for a shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself because of how shitty the 32X library was.
-*Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have just been just a collector's piece because of how shitty the 32X library was.
+*According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
 *Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
 *Neptune is illiterate.

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	===Likes and Dislikes===		===Likes and Dislikes===
−	Neptune likes pudding. Neptune ''loves'' pudding. If Neptune doesn't eat at least 5 servings of pudding daily, she will surely die. She doesn't, however, like eggplants. She dislikes eggplants so much that with a strong enough eggplant smell, she won't be able to maintain HDD. Neptune also hates work. She's so adverse to working, that if it wasn't for the fact that Histoire keeps her on a literal leash, (what, did you think that choker was just for show?) she wouldn't work a single second in the day. She's lucky she's a video game character. Neptune spends so much time eating junk food and playing video games that, well, let's just say that if she were a real person in real life, she'd look like some of the "art" you see on DeviantArt.
	Aside from [[Cringe\|satanism]], Neptune also worships custard pudding, known to the rest of the world as "[[Flandre Scarlet\|flan]]." She is, quite literally, addicted to pudding, and will suffer some ''SERIOUS'' withdrawal if she doesn't eat at least 5, no, TEN cups of pudding bi-daily, and if she doesn't have her doses of pudding, she is going to die. Neptune also hates eggplants, one of the best vegetables in the world, but she has such a trauma over eggplants that they can make Purple Heart turn back into Neptune again, just by being a kilometer away from an eggplant field... Yes, it's that bad. And all of this, just because she can't eat a vegetable?!? Is she fucking stupid? She has to be, there is no other way around it. Oh, did I mention that ''she is the laziest character in fiction?'' It's true, Histoire has to keep her on a literal leash (hence her choker), and thank God she's a video game character, because not only would she not be able to survive (or just look like she does in DeviantArt fan"art"), but because I'd go to her house and fucking kill her. I won't have any remorse, it's fucking Neptune.		Aside from [[Cringe\|satanism]], Neptune also worships custard pudding, known to the rest of the world as "[[Flandre Scarlet\|flan]]." She is, quite literally, addicted to pudding, and will suffer some ''SERIOUS'' withdrawal if she doesn't eat at least 5, no, TEN cups of pudding bi-daily, and if she doesn't have her doses of pudding, she is going to die. Neptune also hates eggplants, one of the best vegetables in the world, but she has such a trauma over eggplants that they can make Purple Heart turn back into Neptune again, just by being a kilometer away from an eggplant field... Yes, it's that bad. And all of this, just because she can't eat a vegetable?!? Is she fucking stupid? She has to be, there is no other way around it. Oh, did I mention that ''she is the laziest character in fiction?'' It's true, Histoire has to keep her on a literal leash (hence her choker), and thank God she's a video game character, because not only would she not be able to survive (or just look like she does in DeviantArt fan"art"), but because I'd go to her house and fucking kill her. I won't have any remorse, it's fucking Neptune.

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 ===Zeldamon999===
-Actually, you know what? ''Fuck it.'' Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case ''you're a fucking idiot.'' Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and ''"fix"'' some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a ''fucking idiot?'' That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? ''No.'' Will I ever do it? ''No.''
+Actually, you know what? ''Fuck it.'' Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case ''you're a fucking idiot.'' Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and ''"fix"'' some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a ''fucking idiot?'' That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? ''No.'' Will I ever do it? ''No.'' <br>
 '''EDIT:''' He was right.
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 == TRIVIA ==
-*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character, or even the worst character in fiction.|
+*Neptune is the worst Neptunia character, or even the worst character in fiction.
 *In [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2]], Sana- uhh I mean Nepgear kills Neptune for good, making every other appearannce of her after that game non-canon.
 *Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have only been used by retards as a "shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself" because of how shitty the 32X library was.