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Neptune says...

Did you know? I'm best girl.

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 <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
-<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Uni|Noire]] is not a faggot.</option>
-<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] might be a faggot.</option>
-<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a bitch.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] could be a faggot.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is definitely a faggot.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a fucking bitch, and it's all my sister's damn fault.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is as flat as a cutting board. Still big compared to Nisa tho.</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] supports AI, i want to lobotomize her for that.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is the reason Indians love the word 'benchod' ('sisterfucker') as an insult.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s pussy fucking reeks.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is AI slop.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is the reason we can't have nice things anymore.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, I think.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] always wears short skirts because she learnt it from me.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] graduated using ChatGPT.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] will appear outside your house in three days.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] always keeps me on crunch.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Histoire]] x [[Croire]] is actually a form of selfcest.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]] refuses to wear panties.</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is a whore.</option>
-<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is a jackass.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is fucking hot.</option>
-<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is an asshole.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Rom]] is cute and funny.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is also fucking hot.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Ram]] is uoh material.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did nothing wrong.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did everything wrong.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] did something wrong.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is a whore.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is worse than [[Arfoire]].</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Chika Hakozaki]] is an underling.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Warechu]] is actually a .</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] doesn't have tourists, thank goodness.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is better than blue archive, fuck you train girls i hate you two so much.</option>
 <option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option>
 <option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option>
+<option>Did you know? I'm still best girl.</option>
+<option>Did you know? I'll always be best girl.</option>
 <option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option>
+<option>Did you know? Pudding cannot cure high blood pressure.</option>
+<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure tuberculosis.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Arfoire]] shoves eggplants up her arse.</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Nepgear]]'s favorite liquor is amazake.</option>
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 <option>Did you know? [[Uzume Tennouboshi|Uzume]]'s favorite liquor is Bud Light.</option>
 <option>Did you know? Pudding is the primary export of [[Planeptune]].</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Lastation]] has no games.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Lowee]] has no decently paced movies.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Leanbox]] is full of AI.</option>
 <option>Did you know? Residents of [[Leanbox]] are mandated to own at least one dakimakura. If you live in Leanbox and do not own one, the Leanboxian Inquisition will show up to your house one day when you least expect it and arrest you.</option>
-<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed.</option>
+<option>Did you know? That strange smell in [[Ultradimension]]'s [[Planeptune]] Basilicom is actually weed mixed with tobacco.</option>
-<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.wikia.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wikia.com/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
+<option>Did you know? There are actually [http://hyperdimensionneptunia.fandom.com/ three] [http://neptunia.wiki/ different] [https://wiki.nepnep.world/ Neptunia] wikis! Spoiler alert, this one's the best. Just in case you were wondering.</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] was secretly a dude this whole time.</option>
 <option>Did you know? [[Uni]] is actually of Puerto Rican descent.</option>
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 <option>Did you know? Yuri is the purest form of love.</option>
 <option>Did you know? I didn't take my meds today.</option>
-<option>Did you know? People die when they are killed.</option>
+<option>Did you know? People die when they look at my face.</option>
 <option>Did you know? Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</option>
+<option>Did you know? The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Reedio's Feedio & Seedio", where f and s both end in the sound "-eedio", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Reedio. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuko's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uko", rhyming with "Chuko". So, when Chuko owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuko's Feedioucko & Seediouko".</option>
 <option>Did you know? Snape kills Dumbledore.</option>
+<option>Did you know? Tony Stark dies.</option>
 <option>Did you know? You lost the game.</option>
 <option>Did you know? You can't spell 'ineptitude' without 'nep.'</option>
+<option>Did you know? You can't spell 'nepotism' without 'nep', either.</option>
+<option>Did you know? Nor 'nepiophilia'. So many negative words with 'nep' in them, huh.</option>
 <option>Did you know? You can't spell 'therapist' without 'the rapist.'</option>
 <option>Did you know? I'm not wearing any pants right now.</option>
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 <option>Did you know? This wiki used to be hosted at <span style="color:#BA0000">hdneptunia.fandom.com</span>. When it was shut down, it was moved here.</option>
 <option>Did you know? I'm the protagonist!</option>
+<option>Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? </option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Gust]] is the reason hitler did the holocaust.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[RED]] is a commie and has a massive girlcock~ :3</option>
+<option>Did you know? Neptunia has been banned in the UK since the Brexit vote.</option>
+<option>Did you know? There is no heaven or hell, just an eternal limbo that will never end, you'll stay there for the rest of eternity and no one will hear your screams of pain.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|I]] actually translate my games unlike a certain white dog.</option>
+<option>Do you know who the fuck is [[Peashy]]?</option>
 <option>I'm the protagonist!</option>
 <option>Hi</option>
+<option>I have a hole in my shoes.</option>
+<option>Hi i'm [[Neptune]] and everybody loves me</option>
 <option><big>'''FEED ME.'''</big></option>
 <option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO GET SHUT DOWN'''</big></option>
+option><big>'''I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE'''</big></option>
 <option><big>'''THIS WIKI IS TOO POWERFUL TO LOSE TO SPAMBOTS'''</big></option>
 <option>I love pudding!</option>
 <option>I am become Neptune, nepper of worlds.</option>
 <option>I'll NEP your FACE.</option>
+<option>I will never die.</option>
 <option>I accidentally 93MB of .rar files. What should I do... is this dangerous ?</option>
 <option>BORN TO JUMP
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 <option>On the first day, He created day and night. On the second, He created the sky and the sea. On the fourth day, He created the stars. On the fifth and six days, He created the animals. And on the seventh day, He played [[Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1|Hyperdimension Neptunia™ Re;Birth1]] on his Playstation® Vita.</option>
 <option>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</option>
+</option>Well, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re boring, you don’t sound Nigerian at all, so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in the dirty, dank little hole where you fucking come from, you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic. Right okay the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day, you’re fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos is fucking stupid, they are ignorant little cunts, and you’re just a fucking wreck.</option>
+<option>the rebirth trilogy is worse than the ps3 one</option>
+<option>we don't talk about Riders vs Dogoos.</option>
+<option>nobody has played the games or watched the anime</option>
+<option>the naming scheme fucking sucks and i'm not the one to blame for it</option>
+<option>im one of about three people who played the original game and liked it for the gameplay</option>
+<option>Virtual Stars is the best game in the series.</option>
+<option>Producing Perfection is the best game in the series.</option>
+<option>Riders vs Dogoos is the best game in the series.</option>
+<option>i lied about Riders vs Dogoos being the best game in the series, sorry.</option>
+<option> i'm still not in fortnite</option>
+<option>Old Wooden Sword is best weapon</option>
+</option> +¿Hola?
+-Si que tal, para hacerte un pedido?
++Decime.
+-Quiero, 4 empanadas de carne, una de verdura y queso, una de choclo, una de carne, otra de choclo...
++No para para para para no puedo anotar así, ordená cuantas de carne querés, cuantas de choclo y así, no es tan difícil.
+-Si tenés razón disculpame, a ver, listo, anotás?
++Dale...
+-Quiero: 7 de carne, 2 de verdura y queso, 3 de choclo, una de atún...
++No, de atún no nos quedan más.
+-A, entonces una más de carne, ahí no te enojás ¿no? Para remplazar la de atún.
++Nonono está bien.
+-¿Bueno sigo? Otra de carne... y otra más de carne.
++Pará, me estás jodiendo?
+-Bueno, al no estar la de atún se me cambian los planes, ahora tengo que inventar sobre la marcha negro ¿viste?
++¿Sabés que? Dictámelo como quieras porque si no vamos a estar 10h, decímelo como se te canten las bolas que yo anoto.
+-Bueno... 3 de carne, 4 de choclo, 5 de carne, 1 de choclo, 9 de carne, 1 de carne, 7 de choclo, 5 de carne, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 1 de choclo, 2 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 d...
++EYEYEYEY QUE TE PASA TE VOLVISTE LOCO ME ESTÁS CARGANDO?
+-Si la verdad que sí. </option>
+<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] and [[Nepgear]] have the worst smelling farts of every character, because yes.</option>
+<option>Did you know? [[CFW Trick]] and Mina are in a secret relationship.</option>
+<option>自由伊甸 Free Eden 拉斯塔西翁-未來特別關係 The Lastation-Avenir Special Relationship 瘦箱公會大屠殺 The Leanbox Guild Massacre 混亂的世代 Generation of Chaos 日本一軟件 Nippon Ichi Software 百萬亞瑟可下載內容 Million Arthur DLC GUST有限公司 GUST Co. Ltd. 三位一體宇宙 Trinity Universe 幻影戰力（幽魂戰魂） Spectral Force (Spectral Souls) 綠色 X 可疑 Vert X IF 姊妹對姊妹 正典狀態 Sisters vs Sisters Canon Status 超次元戰記 海王星 (2010) Hyperdimension Neptunia (2010) 神宮寺 啓 Jinguji Kei 西沢美菜 Nishizawa Mina 箱崎千香 Hakozaki Chika 金子健二 Kenji Kaneko 虛擬森林安全區 The Virtua Forest Safe Zone 白心戰鬥主題 White Heart Battle Theme 尼克·多爾 Nick Doerr 大金屬狗 Big Metal Dogoo 年份是2050年。每一塊大陸現由假扮為忠誠女神的殘酷獨裁者統治。許多人生活在恐怖政權的陰影下，該政權自稱為「共產主義」，但實際上只是大規模審查和控制的掩飾。Neptune、Noire、Blanc和Vert因精神耗盡而完全瘋狂，經過五秒鐘的關於股份分配的激烈辯論後，把候選人和神諭者流放到不知哪裡的深處。革命現在開始。女神們已受牽制，別無選擇只能消滅她們，Nepgear。 </option>
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