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Neptune says...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Liles and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and i have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten. I am trained in hedgehog warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the fuck out of your pudding with precision the likes of which you have never seen before on Gameindustri, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now so you better prepare for this storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. Your fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over 700 different ways by Cross Combo, and that's just with my wooden sword. Not only am i extensively trained in goddess combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Planeptune Marines Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of Gameindustri, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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