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}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is, by some miracle or divine intervention, the upcoming '''''<u>MAINLINE GAME (!!!!!!!!!!!!)</u>''''' of the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] franchise. Yep, that's right. After 11 long years, you have all been given the right to collectively wake up and start spamming the internet with shit about [[Neptune|the demon of Babylon]] once again... and then go back to sleep and wait until [http://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football 17776] for the next mainline game of the series, [[SuperUltraMegaHyperCyberTagDevotionDimension TRIPPER Neptunia Noire Blanc U Re;Birth re*Verse 4+ IXR RPG GENERATION ZOMBIE SISTERS vs 4 Senran Kagura Ninja Dogoo Shooter Hard Girls Unleashed: Producing Virtual TOP NEP Shooter Perfection R;Evolution Online]]. It is currently being developed by this [[Compa|bitch]] and published by the [[IF|other]], as usual.
 
}}'''Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞''' (originally named '''Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited''') is, by some miracle or divine intervention, the upcoming '''''<u>MAINLINE GAME (!!!!!!!!!!!!)</u>''''' of the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] franchise. Yep, that's right. After 11 long years, you have all been given the right to collectively wake up and start spamming the internet with shit about [[Neptune|the demon of Babylon]] once again... and then go back to sleep and wait until [http://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football 17776] for the next mainline game of the series, [[SuperUltraMegaHyperCyberTagDevotionDimension TRIPPER Neptunia Noire Blanc U Re;Birth re*Verse 4+ IXR RPG GENERATION ZOMBIE SISTERS vs 4 Senran Kagura Ninja Dogoo Shooter Hard Girls Unleashed: Producing Virtual TOP NEP Shooter Perfection R;Evolution Online]]. It is currently being developed by this [[Compa|bitch]] and published by the [[IF|other]], as usual.
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Or not because nobody fucking cares anymore. There's a reason the only people who give a shit are probably the sort of people who never grew out of the early 2010s libertarian mindset.
  
 
==Development==
 
==Development==
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==Reception==
 
==Reception==
  
We don't know yet, but the journos will probably hate it and the 6 people who actually go ahead and spend money on it will love it.
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We don't know yet, but the journos will probably hate it or not even bother, and the 6 people who actually go ahead and spend money on it will love it. Everyone else will look at it and go 'oh this exists' and quickly return to Umamusume or Blue Archive or whatever.
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The sales will probably flop so hard that IF/CH will finally kill off this zombie series once and for all and kick it to the dust where it probably should have gone after VII. They'll probably turn one of their other IPs into their next cash cow and treat it the same way they treated Neptunia for years, much like they did with the Spectral Force/Generation of Chaos games (also uninspired garbage that noone gave a shit about even in Japan because it was mechanically garbage and like Neptunia it had three billion spinoffs, just look up Spectral Tower on the PS1)
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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* This is the first game in the entire franchise to have sold over 6 Neptillion copies, and it's not even out yet!
 
* This is the first game in the entire franchise to have sold over 6 Neptillion copies, and it's not even out yet!
 
* [[Neptune]] has been confirmed as a character in this game.
 
* [[Neptune]] has been confirmed as a character in this game.
* This is the first mainline game since [[Megadimension Neptunia VIIR|VII]].
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* This is the first mainline game since [[Megadimension Neptunia VII|VII]].
 
* WAIT NO NOT THAT VII HOW DO I EDIT LINKS
 
* WAIT NO NOT THAT VII HOW DO I EDIT LINKS
 
* Yakuza is a 2005 [[action-adventure game]] developed and published by [[Sega]] for the [[PlayStation 2]]. It was released in December 2005 in Japan and in September 2006 internationally. The story follows [[Kazuma Kiryu]], a [[yakuza]] who spent ten years in prison for a crime he did not commit. After being released, he learns that the criminal underworld is searching for 10 billion yen that has been stolen from the Tojo clan. The game takes place in [[Kamurochō]], a realistic recreation of Tokyo's [[Kabukicho]] district.
 
* Yakuza is a 2005 [[action-adventure game]] developed and published by [[Sega]] for the [[PlayStation 2]]. It was released in December 2005 in Japan and in September 2006 internationally. The story follows [[Kazuma Kiryu]], a [[yakuza]] who spent ten years in prison for a crime he did not commit. After being released, he learns that the criminal underworld is searching for 10 billion yen that has been stolen from the Tojo clan. The game takes place in [[Kamurochō]], a realistic recreation of Tokyo's [[Kabukicho]] district.

Latest revision as of 22:23, 13 April 2026

Neptuna is back bitchessss
NepUnlimited-PS5 Cover (JP).jpg
We got a new nep game before gta 6
Timeline
Predecessor Megadimension Neptunia VIIR
Successor None
Platform Playstation 4 & 5, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2
Release Date(s) Probably on the 27th of august of this year
Order in Series 5 or probably 1000 or maybe infinite
Game Info
Genre RPG (Really Poor Game)
Companies Idea Factory (iffy) and Compile Heart (compa)
Ratings None yet
HDN Wikia Score 1 Neptillion

Hyperdimension Neptunia Unlimited ∞ (originally named Chou Shin Jikuu Game Neptune: Unlimited) is, by some miracle or divine intervention, the upcoming MAINLINE GAME (!!!!!!!!!!!!) of the Hyperdimension Neptunia franchise. Yep, that's right. After 11 long years, you have all been given the right to collectively wake up and start spamming the internet with shit about the demon of Babylon once again... and then go back to sleep and wait until 17776 for the next mainline game of the series, SuperUltraMegaHyperCyberTagDevotionDimension TRIPPER Neptunia Noire Blanc U Re;Birth re*Verse 4+ IXR RPG GENERATION ZOMBIE SISTERS vs 4 Senran Kagura Ninja Dogoo Shooter Hard Girls Unleashed: Producing Virtual TOP NEP Shooter Perfection R;Evolution Online. It is currently being developed by this bitch and published by the other, as usual.


Or not because nobody fucking cares anymore. There's a reason the only people who give a shit are probably the sort of people who never grew out of the early 2010s libertarian mindset.

Development

IF and Compa probably got so much hate-mail about them, for some reason that we may never know, not releasing a mainline Neptunia game for 11 whole fucking years, that they finally caved in to the pressure and are actually doing it. Like, what got up their ass? What happened those past 11 years? Did they get intimidated by the then upcoming release of that horse game? Didn't they see that, in the time period between then and now, they released actual fucking dogshit they tried passing as a third-person shooter with VTubers in it, while that other horse game turned into a cultural phenomenon worldwide, further cementing Neptunia as a has-been franchise? Instead of just sitting in their offices and pushing spinoff after spinoff after remake noone asked for after spinoff, they should've just started developing this game as soon as VII was done. But it's too late. We've all moved on, except that one editor in this wiki who, by sheer will alone, has not. We all applaud her for her persistence and wish him the best in life.

Gameplay

Let's all be real for a moment, it's just gonna be the same shit as VII, rehashed once again for the next generation of literally nobody in the world. Well, except that one guy I mentioned in the previous paragraph. And one more thing: I have a feeling that most of the game will be vibe-coded, and the gameplay will show that. Place your bets! I was writing a review for it until I asked Compa to show me her panties some actual game footage. I got kicked from the HQ just 5 seconds later, and the review was never finished.

Story

I don't fucking know, it's got all the 4 characters from the previous games plus some new ones based on the consoles we have now. All we know is that Lastation's new CPU will have no games.

Reception

We don't know yet, but the journos will probably hate it or not even bother, and the 6 people who actually go ahead and spend money on it will love it. Everyone else will look at it and go 'oh this exists' and quickly return to Umamusume or Blue Archive or whatever.

The sales will probably flop so hard that IF/CH will finally kill off this zombie series once and for all and kick it to the dust where it probably should have gone after VII. They'll probably turn one of their other IPs into their next cash cow and treat it the same way they treated Neptunia for years, much like they did with the Spectral Force/Generation of Chaos games (also uninspired garbage that noone gave a shit about even in Japan because it was mechanically garbage and like Neptunia it had three billion spinoffs, just look up Spectral Tower on the PS1)

Trivia

  • This is the first game in the entire franchise to have sold over 6 Neptillion copies, and it's not even out yet!
  • Neptune has been confirmed as a character in this game.
  • This is the first mainline game since VII.
  • WAIT NO NOT THAT VII HOW DO I EDIT LINKS
  • Yakuza is a 2005 action-adventure game developed and published by Sega for the PlayStation 2. It was released in December 2005 in Japan and in September 2006 internationally. The story follows Kazuma Kiryu, a yakuza who spent ten years in prison for a crime he did not commit. After being released, he learns that the criminal underworld is searching for 10 billion yen that has been stolen from the Tojo clan. The game takes place in Kamurochō, a realistic recreation of Tokyo's Kabukicho district.
  • Yakuza was never referenced in a Neptunia game. Good.
  • User above has forgotten about the Kiryu Sword.