Compa
| Boring Info | |
| True Name | Desu, destroyer of worlds desu |
|---|---|
| Nicknames | Conpa desu
Complete desu Compiler Error desu Com-Com desu IBN desu |
| Appears In | almost every game, but she's only playable in some main entries desu |
| Stats | |
| 3 Sizes | B88 desu
W57 desu H80 desu |
| Cup | E desu |
| Height | 152cm desu |
| Thigh Gap | 0cm desu |
| Parameters | Housewife 9999 desu |
| Fucks Given | 20 desu |
| Technical Info | |
| Voice (EN) | Christina "Vee" Venezuela desu |
| Voice (JP) | Kanako Sakai desu |
| Race | Desu desu |
| Weapon | Giant Fucking Syringe desu |
| Residence | Planeptune desu |
| Personifies | Compile Heart desu |
Compa (ファックユー) is one of the main character of Hyper Dimention Neptunia desu. Usually clumsy and clueless like Nep-Nep, she is a kind girl which help for those who are needed as she is study under the Nursing School desu. She is married to IF desu.
Bio desu
Compa was first introduced as she found Neptune fell onto the ground and took her to the house for the treatment desu.
Personality desu
Compa's stupidity is rivaled only by the one and only dumb bitch, Nep-Nep herself desu. She is a very slow individual, not quite as slow as Plutia, but still operates at a much slower pace than most of the cast desu. She is also very clumsy desu. She is crafted to the Japanese airhead stereotype, and appends desu to all of her sentences desu desu. She has a bright and bubbly personality, and is shown to be a very loving and caring kind of individual with a great mommy aura desu. Compa is exceptionally happy-go-lucky and is definitely the happiest person in the series, no, on the entire planet desu. Despite being a girly-girl kind of girl, she's absolutely fearless and is just as willing to charge headfirst into battle as other characters desu. When in battle, she attacks monsters joyously, which is supposed to make her seem cuter desu. In reality, it actually makes her look like a cold-blooded murderer desu.
Compa is shown to have an incredibly high housewife stat, quite possibly the highest in the entire series, and is adept at all household skills; cooking, cleaning, sewing, etc. desu. Despite her status as a klutz, she is capable of doing any household task flawlessly, although the same can't be said about medical tasks desu.
You are now imagining Compa cleaning a toilet desu.
Likes and Dislikes desu
She enjoys cooking food for others desu.
Graduation desu
Compa is revealed to be a dropout midway through Hyperdimension Neptunia and its remake, Re;Birth1, but is retconned to be a graduate in the next game desu. The sequels notwithstanding, this does raise some questions such as, what did she do in her spare time until she met Nep-Nep desu? Does she have a job desu? How does she afford housing desu? Does she pay her taxes desu? What about her relatives, especially her grandpa desu? Does she even have any friends desu? Is her healing magic safe desu? Will the Basilicom fund the rest of her life since Nep-Nep likes her desu? None of the abundant pressing questions about Compa's past or present are ever answered, Compa is just Compa desu. It's never stated, but it is probably safe to assume that she is actually a NEET desu.
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Quotes desu
- Compa/Quotes desu
Trivia desu
- Compa says "desu" so much that it even bleeds into her English voice desu. This only happens in Re;Birth1, however desu.
- Her outfit is absolute fluff desu. She has the comfiest outfit in the entire series desu.
- She probably made it herself too desu.
- It is a mystery how she is even capable of lifting such a massive syringe desu.
- It is also a mystery why they are sold in stores when she is the only person who would ever use them, according to other characters desu.
- On the official opening video for Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1+, the genius developers at Compile Heart forgot to remove the white space in Compa's portrait desu.
Gallery desu
Compa in battlefield desu
leaked fbi declassified files desu
I think she's in this pic somewhere desu... where is she desu? oh desu! there she is desu! top row, center, slightly to the left desu!
compa but with shitty colours desu
compa but with terminal depression desu
kid compa desu
