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<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Uni|Noire]] is not a faggot.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Uni|Noire]] is not a faggot.</option> | ||
| − | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] | + | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] might be a faggot.</option> |
| − | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] | + | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] could be a faggot.</option> |
| − | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is a faggot.</option> | + | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is definitely a faggot.</option> |
<option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Noire]] is still a faggot.</option> | ||
| − | <option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a fucking bitch, and it's all | + | <option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is a fucking bitch, and it's all my sister's damn fault.</option> |
<option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is as flat as a cutting board. Still big compared to Nisa tho.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Blanc]] is as flat as a cutting board. Still big compared to Nisa tho.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is a slut.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is the reason Indians love the word 'benchod' ('sisterfucker') as an insult.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Vert]] is the reason Indians love the word 'benchod' ('sisterfucker') as an insult.</option> | ||
| − | <option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s pussy fucking reeks | + | <option>Did you know? [[Vert]]'s pussy fucking reeks.</option> |
<option>Did you know? [[IF]] is AI slop.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[IF]] is AI slop.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Did you know? [[IF]] is the reason we can't have nice things anymore.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, I think.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Compa]] is a slut, I think.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Compa]] always wears short skirts because she learnt it from me.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Compa]] always wears short skirts because she learnt it from me.</option> | ||
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<option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Plutia]] is [[Plutia]] i think.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is a whore.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is a whore.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Did you know? [[Peashy]] is worse than [[Arfoire]].</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Kei Jinguji|Kei]] is a cunt.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Mina Nishizawa|Mina]] is a loser.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Chika Hakozaki]] is an underling.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Chika Hakozaki]] is an underling.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Warechu]] is actually a .</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Warechu]] is actually a .</option> | ||
| + | <option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] doesn't have tourists, thank goodness.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Did you know? [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is better than blue archive, fuck you train girls i hate you two so much.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option> | <option>Did you know? Your waifu is shit.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option> | <option>Did you know? I'm best girl.</option> | ||
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<option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option> | <option>Did you know? Pudding can cure cancer.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? Pudding cannot cure high blood pressure.</option> | <option>Did you know? Pudding cannot cure high blood pressure.</option> | ||
| + | <option>Did you know? Pudding can cure tuberculosis.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Arfoire]] shoves eggplants up her arse.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Arfoire]] shoves eggplants up her arse.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[Neptune|My]] favorite liquor is pudding.</option> | ||
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<option>Producing Perfection is the best game in the series.</option> | <option>Producing Perfection is the best game in the series.</option> | ||
<option>Riders vs Dogoos is the best game in the series.</option> | <option>Riders vs Dogoos is the best game in the series.</option> | ||
| + | <option>i lied about Riders vs Dogoos being the best game in the series, sorry.</option> | ||
<option> i'm still not in fortnite</option> | <option> i'm still not in fortnite</option> | ||
<option>Old Wooden Sword is best weapon</option> | <option>Old Wooden Sword is best weapon</option> | ||
| − | </option> | + | </option> +¿Hola? |
| − | <option>Did you know? [[Compa]] and [[ | + | -Si que tal, para hacerte un pedido? |
| + | +Decime. | ||
| + | -Quiero, 4 empanadas de carne, una de verdura y queso, una de choclo, una de carne, otra de choclo... | ||
| + | +No para para para para no puedo anotar así, ordená cuantas de carne querés, cuantas de choclo y así, no es tan difícil. | ||
| + | -Si tenés razón disculpame, a ver, listo, anotás? | ||
| + | +Dale... | ||
| + | -Quiero: 7 de carne, 2 de verdura y queso, 3 de choclo, una de atún... | ||
| + | +No, de atún no nos quedan más. | ||
| + | -A, entonces una más de carne, ahí no te enojás ¿no? Para remplazar la de atún. | ||
| + | +Nonono está bien. | ||
| + | -¿Bueno sigo? Otra de carne... y otra más de carne. | ||
| + | +Pará, me estás jodiendo? | ||
| + | -Bueno, al no estar la de atún se me cambian los planes, ahora tengo que inventar sobre la marcha negro ¿viste? | ||
| + | +¿Sabés que? Dictámelo como quieras porque si no vamos a estar 10h, decímelo como se te canten las bolas que yo anoto. | ||
| + | -Bueno... 3 de carne, 4 de choclo, 5 de carne, 1 de choclo, 9 de carne, 1 de carne, 7 de choclo, 5 de carne, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 1 de choclo, 2 de choclo, 5 de choclo, 5 d... | ||
| + | +EYEYEYEY QUE TE PASA TE VOLVISTE LOCO ME ESTÁS CARGANDO? | ||
| + | -Si la verdad que sí. </option> | ||
| + | <option>Did you know? [[Compa]] and [[Nepgear]] have the worst smelling farts of every character, because yes.</option> | ||
<option>Did you know? [[CFW Trick]] and Mina are in a secret relationship.</option> | <option>Did you know? [[CFW Trick]] and Mina are in a secret relationship.</option> | ||
<option>自由伊甸 Free Eden 拉斯塔西翁-未來特別關係 The Lastation-Avenir Special Relationship 瘦箱公會大屠殺 The Leanbox Guild Massacre 混亂的世代 Generation of Chaos 日本一軟件 Nippon Ichi Software 百萬亞瑟可下載內容 Million Arthur DLC GUST有限公司 GUST Co. Ltd. 三位一體宇宙 Trinity Universe 幻影戰力（幽魂戰魂） Spectral Force (Spectral Souls) 綠色 X 可疑 Vert X IF 姊妹對姊妹 正典狀態 Sisters vs Sisters Canon Status 超次元戰記 海王星 (2010) Hyperdimension Neptunia (2010) 神宮寺 啓 Jinguji Kei 西沢美菜 Nishizawa Mina 箱崎千香 Hakozaki Chika 金子健二 Kenji Kaneko 虛擬森林安全區 The Virtua Forest Safe Zone 白心戰鬥主題 White Heart Battle Theme 尼克·多爾 Nick Doerr 大金屬狗 Big Metal Dogoo 年份是2050年。每一塊大陸現由假扮為忠誠女神的殘酷獨裁者統治。許多人生活在恐怖政權的陰影下，該政權自稱為「共產主義」，但實際上只是大規模審查和控制的掩飾。Neptune、Noire、Blanc和Vert因精神耗盡而完全瘋狂，經過五秒鐘的關於股份分配的激烈辯論後，把候選人和神諭者流放到不知哪裡的深處。革命現在開始。女神們已受牽制，別無選擇只能消滅她們，Nepgear。 </option> | <option>自由伊甸 Free Eden 拉斯塔西翁-未來特別關係 The Lastation-Avenir Special Relationship 瘦箱公會大屠殺 The Leanbox Guild Massacre 混亂的世代 Generation of Chaos 日本一軟件 Nippon Ichi Software 百萬亞瑟可下載內容 Million Arthur DLC GUST有限公司 GUST Co. Ltd. 三位一體宇宙 Trinity Universe 幻影戰力（幽魂戰魂） Spectral Force (Spectral Souls) 綠色 X 可疑 Vert X IF 姊妹對姊妹 正典狀態 Sisters vs Sisters Canon Status 超次元戰記 海王星 (2010) Hyperdimension Neptunia (2010) 神宮寺 啓 Jinguji Kei 西沢美菜 Nishizawa Mina 箱崎千香 Hakozaki Chika 金子健二 Kenji Kaneko 虛擬森林安全區 The Virtua Forest Safe Zone 白心戰鬥主題 White Heart Battle Theme 尼克·多爾 Nick Doerr 大金屬狗 Big Metal Dogoo 年份是2050年。每一塊大陸現由假扮為忠誠女神的殘酷獨裁者統治。許多人生活在恐怖政權的陰影下，該政權自稱為「共產主義」，但實際上只是大規模審查和控制的掩飾。Neptune、Noire、Blanc和Vert因精神耗盡而完全瘋狂，經過五秒鐘的關於股份分配的激烈辯論後，把候選人和神諭者流放到不知哪裡的深處。革命現在開始。女神們已受牽制，別無選擇只能消滅她們，Nepgear。 </option> | ||
Revision as of 21:47, 8 April 2026
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