Neptunia re☆Verse
| Timeline | |
| Predecessor | NOTHING |
|---|---|
| Successor | NOTHING |
| Platform | Playstation 5 |
| Release Date(s) | 2021 |
| Order in Series | 1st |
| Game Info | |
| Genre | RPG (Really Ptired of your shit Compile Heart G) |
| Companies | Compile Heart Idea Factory |
Neptunia re☆Verse (Go! Go! 5 Dimension Game Neptune re☆Verse in Japan) is either the very long-awaited sequel to Megadimension Neptunia VII or yet another spinoff game that nobody asked for that Compile Heart rushed in to make after the roaring failure in sales that was Neptunia Virtual Stars. BUT AS IT TURNS OUT IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE OF REBIRTH 1 FOR THE PS5 LIKE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT COMPA CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING MAKE A REAL FUCKING GAME FOR ONCE I GROW TIRED OF SEEING SPINOFF AFTER SPINOFF AFTER SPINOFF I WANT A SEQUEL TO VII DAMMIT NOT ANOTHER FUCKING REBIRTH 1 HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO BUY IT ALREADY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Features
- Gamindustri Enhanced! – Neptunia ReVerse is the perfect RPG entry for Neptunia newcomers and for Neptunia fans to relive! With the powers of the PlayStation®5, players can enjoy the world of Gamindustri with exactly the same graphics as the PlayStation®Vita version and a fresh-looking system UI that we had some unpaid intern make in a week.
- Gone Fishing – Now, Neptune can cool her senses and spend some alone time catching some fish in this new mini-game! And if you’re patient enough, you might even be able to haul some sweet equipment. But be wary! Any misstep can reel in a stinkin’ enemy.
- Tailor Your Experience! – Itching for more ways to play it your way? With re-balanced gameplay and “Arrange Mode” (featuring an all-new remixed soundtrack by Manabu Namiki), you can now select from 20+ characters to play from the start! Plus, the brand-new “Plans” system allows players to craft and forge new items and equipment, add dungeons to explore, and even modify the drops from enemies and materials harvested in dungeons!
- The Gang of Four – Your party member limit is now increased from 3 to 4 members! A truly revolutionary mechanic, no other game in existence lets you play with that many characters at the same time.
The game also includes a copy of Neptunia Shooter for no reason.
Soundtrack
Despite being a remake of Re;Birth1, series composer Kenji Kaneko does not bring forth any new tracks. The Kaneko 7 is slated to make an appearance anyways. Tracks from other spinoff games, such as Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed have been added to this game for no explicable reason. There are also a few new tracks which are remixes of Kaneko Klassics by a new artist, JIZZ STUDIO (ジズスタジオ).
Development
The entire game was actually already finished before it was even announced; it's just a 1-1 port of Re;Birth1+ to the PlayStation®5 with a new GUI and a couple of disabled features turned on. Even the new fishing minigame is an unused feature from Re;Birth1+ that they just enabled and acted like it was an all-new feature. The entire 1 week of development time was spent on making the GUI in GIMP and the unpaid intern who made it quit the day after he completed it.
Trivia
- Yes, this is real.
- Although Tsunako is not working on this game, she is the one who gave it the title "Neptunia re☆Verse." According to her, she came up with that name because, "[this game] will make you want to re☆Verse your decision of becoming a Neptunia fan."
- The "5 dimensions" in the Japanese title of the game refers to the amount of times that they remade Hyperdimension Neptunia.
- I really hate that it's called "Neptunia re☆Verse," because the star makes linking pages to it on the wiki a lot more annoying.
- IT IS A FUCKING SPINOFF FUCK KFSADLJKHKCFEHSGRHIJKFDGYTGHCUSTHDJGFDRHUGTROIUTGHFIUGHRESGCFH7JTE8W9RSUGDHDWOISTEFCHOSITCFHSOIGCJUWOESUHJGCSOUHGRCOIEWSRHGUCSOIERGCFHYJWEIOYTRFUGHEWSOIRJTHFUGOIESTRKFHYDWTOIVTFYJHTOIWEJFHVGOWTUIETUGVHJEUOIWTUYCFJKEWOIHYJKFGWOEKJYFMEJWTFYYJKLSTEHVJMTKLWSRHV
