CFW Trick
| Boring Info | |
| True Name | Lolicon |
|---|---|
| Nicknames | Large Loli Licker
Bigass Fucking Loli Licker Why we cant have nice things |
| Appears In | Hyperdimension Neptunia MK2 |
| Stats | |
| Fucks Given | -3 |
| Technical Info | |
| Voice (EN) | Derek Stephen Prince |
| Voice (JP) | Yoji Ueda |
| Race | Lolicon |
| Weapon | Tongue |
| Personifies | Wrath of all scrubs who can't beat hard videogames |
CFW Trick (トリック・ザ・ハード) is some loli licking fucker that's one of the four leaders of ASIC. His main ability is one to sniff out any lolis not guarded from any location. If you see this man near Ram or Rom call the police immediately.
Story
Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2
Thank god Compile Heart only allowed this abomination in ONE Neptunia game. CFW Trick is the third CFW fucker you need to fight in Mk2. The fucker captures Rom while she's sleeping and brainwashes her. After the Neptune gang free Rom he starts fucking licking Ram and Rom for no reason. Nepgear beats the shit out of him and he runs away... for now. Later on this fucker steals Histoire and holds her as ransom. He tries to get Ram and Rom to join ASIC for Histoire being freed in return. But while he was busy jerking off the lolis escaped. Nepgear and the others proceed to beat the shit out of him.
Personality
CFW Trick is a gentleman loli licker. He uses fancy language and sees himself as a true gentleman. But don't let that fool you, he's just a fucking loli licker. Do not let this man within 100ft of anyone who has not hit puberty yet.
Likes and Dislikes
This man loves little girls... maybe a little too much. His personal activities consist of jerking off to loli porn, jerking off in public at the local daycare center, and kidnapping sleeping lolis. Quite the variety of weekly activities. What CFW Trick dislikes is anyone that has hit puberty, according to him "they are not proper jerk off material."
Trivia
- His Japanese name, Trick the Hard, refers to how lolis make him hard.
Gallery
I am not looking up and downloading any more pictures of this loli licking fucker.