Neptune

Nep, The Mistake

abomination

Boring Info
True Name	THE DEMON OF BABYLON
Nicknames	Nep Nep-Nep Nep-Nep-Nep Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep Neptuna Neppy Nepsy Nepko Neptun Nepper Neptumor Nepelvis Neppermint Nepperoni Nyarlethotep satan
Appears In	literally every game sadly
Stats
3 Sizes	B73 W54 H76
Cup	A
Height	146cm
Thigh Gap	3.1cm
Fucks Given	0
Technical Info
Voice (EN)	Melissa Fahn
Voice (JP)	Rie Tanaka
Race	Retard
Weapon	A fucking wooden stick
Residence	Hell (formerly) Planeptune (current)
Personifies	Sega Neptune

Neptune (ネプ) is, unfortunately, the main protagonist of the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. She is one of the four main CPUs, the CPU of Planeptune. Her adventures start after she meets Compa and IF to find the Key Fragments around the world and defeat some monsters along the way to save Histoire who is sealed. She has an IQ of 52, and is fluent in 3 languages: English, Japanese and retard.

Story

Hyperdimension Neptunia

Long ago in Celestia, Neptune was born with half a brain. Neptune was confronted by the other three goddesses (Vert, Blanc, and Noire), chosen to be exiled to signal the end of the console war. She was defeated and banished to the world below, known as Gamindustri.

The next thing she knew, she was alone in the dark, and a voice reached out to her needing her help. This voice belonged to Histoire, who had been sealed. This was just a dream, however. When she woke up, she found herself in an unfamiliar room. A girl who was sitting next to her explained that this was her room, and that she had found Neptune pierced elegantly into the ground, like a spear. She introduced herself as Compa. Neptune introduces herself too, but ends up with the nickname "Nep-Nep," due to her name being too difficult for Compa to pronounce. She goes on a journey around Gamindustri, collecting Key Fragments guarded by strong monsters in order to break the seal on Histoire.

Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2/Re;Birth 2

Neptune gets captured, then after the plot kicks in, Nepgear goes and saves her, proving how masochistic she truly is. After some irrelevant shenanigans goes on, Nepgear gets ahold of the Gehaburn, the greatest weapon in JRPG history, and actually kills her, ending the canon timeline once and for all. Conquest is, and will always be, 100% canon. Cry harder :D

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory/Re;Birth3

Stuff happens in Ultradimension and Neptune is there just so that the producers have an excuse to name the game "Neptunia" so that the game can sell. Regardless of relative quality, if the game was called "Ultradimension Plutia" the game would have sold half as much. Neptune doesn't do much of value besides existing. Which, admittedly, is plenty of value.

I mean, what even is the point of this game anyway? Everyone knows that Neptunia's lore ended with mk2, and this game's just... Look. It's more than obvious that IF and CH are just trying their hardest to make money out of a franchise that has no chance with dealing with any other game ever, and are just trying random ass shit to see if it works. Well guess what motherfuckers, it does NOT! Noone cares about Neptunia anymore, it's a dead franchise, we should all just move on to Touhou already, and stay there. Fuck this shit. Good thing there are no other games in this franchise.

Megadimension Neptunia VII/VIIR

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Personality

Human Form

Deceiptful, cunning, but really fucking stupid. This Nep will betray you with pudding the first chance she gets. Avoid at all costs. Kill on sight. MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

HDD Form

Retarded perverted fucking whore

Likes and Dislikes

Aside from satanism, Neptune also worships custard pudding, known to the rest of the world as "flan." She is, quite literally, addicted to pudding, and will suffer some SERIOUS withdrawal if she doesn't eat at least 5, no, TEN cups of pudding bi-daily, and if she doesn't have her doses of pudding, she is going to die. Neptune also hates eggplants, one of the best vegetables in the world, but she has such a trauma over eggplants that they can make Purple Heart turn back into Neptune again, just by being a kilometer away from an eggplant field... Yes, it's that bad. And all of this, just because she can't eat a vegetable?!? Is she fucking stupid? She has to be, there is no other way around it. Oh, did I mention that she is the laziest character in fiction? It's true, Histoire has to keep her on a literal leash (hence her choker), and thank God she's a video game character, because not only would she not be able to survive (or just look like she does in DeviantArt fan"art"), but because I'd go to her house and fucking kill her. I won't have any remorse, it's fucking Neptune.

Anatomy

The average height of an adult Neptune is 4' 9" (146cm). The max known height of a Neptune is 5' 4" (164cm). There is no known minimum height of an adult Neptune. The average thigh gap is 1.22" (3.1cm).

Neptune's anatomy is a little bit different from your average human or goddess. The most notable of which is the fact that she doesn't actually have a brain. Despite hundreds of years of study, scientists still cannot figure out how Neptune manages to live without a brain, but she does. The reason why she is so stupid is directly because of her lack of a brain. Most likely, the reason why she is able to survive a fall from any height, is also due to not having a brain, which was hinted at in Victory. Neptune also has an unusual metabolism. Her metabolism is highly specialized in processing carbohydrates. In layman's terms, that means she can eat sweets without getting fat. The only other character in the Neptunia series that can do that is Reimu, with the power of her Yin-Yang Orb. The D-pad shaped accessories on her head appear to be hairclips, but are actually a part of her body. While they are detachable, Neptune gets cranky after spending a long time without them. They are very hard, have a plastic-like texture, and sharp edges. The edges aren't sharp enough to cut skin, but will cause considerable discomfort when rubbed.

Another oddity of Neptune's anatomy is her bone structure. At a glance, Neptune appears to have regular bones, just like any ordinary human or goddess. However, instead of bones, Neptune's skeleton is actually made up of what's called "lazybones." Neptune's lazybones function mostly the same as regular bones, however, the more Neptune moves around, the more energy her lazybones sap from her, making her just want to roll around and do nothing. They also rattle when she gets really upset. Her hands and fingers, however, have regular bones instead of lazybones, so playing video games doesn't make her lethargic at all.

Albeit a bit unrelated to her anatomy, her signature jacket has a unique ability. It bestows upon the wearer the ability to see behind the fourth wall. Wearing it just once will have permanent effects, but the more someone wears it, the stronger that ability becomes. Since Neptune wears it (almost) all the time, her ability to break the fourth wall is almost unparalelled. Neptune has actually been to the real world once before, but only for several seconds in New Mexico. After taking a right turn at Albuquerque, she found herself back in Gamindustri.

Voice

Her Japanese voice actress is Rie Tanaka, and her English voice actress is Melissa Fahn. In Japanese, it proves how she and Adult Neptune are her worst roles, because even though Rie-san is good on her own (Case in point: Kiara, Lisa and Sakuya, mm, especially Sakuya...), every Neptune she does is just really fucking annoying. It's like they intentionally recorded her voice that way to make everyone unfortunate enough to play the games to cringe so much they'd just go and delete it the moment they listen to her. Or, just switch to the English dub. Shocker, right? Fahn's Neptune isn't that bad, but it's still Neptune, so IT SUCKS! Oh yeah, I'm supposed to talk about Purple Heart too... Rie-san's Purple Heart is nice, I guess... But I'd rather just play FGO to risk my entire bank account so I can get Kiara and listen to her, than play any Neptunia game in my life just to listen to some mid voice acting job. And while Fahn's Purple Heart is also good, I guess, another Fate character voiced by her, Rider, also exists and sounds exactly like her. My point being, just don't play Neptunia for the voice acting, it's not worth even touching the games at all... Wait, I mentioned Adult Neptune a bit earlier, but no. Fuck her. She manages to be EVEN WORSE than the "real" Neptune, and I won't waste my time saying how much she sucks. Fuck. FUCK!

Zeldamon999

Actually, you know what? Fuck it. Both of Neptune's voices are pretty good. You can like whatever you fucking want and not be classified as a "fucking idiot." Unless you're Zeldamon999, in this case you're a fucking idiot. Zeldamon999 thought it was a good fucking idea to try and "fix" some pages on this wiki by vandalizing the hell out of it so he can "fight vandalism". Like, can anyone be this much of a fucking idiot? That'd be like me removing ALL the Conquest ending references from ALL pages just because I don't like it. Did I do that? No. Will I ever do it? No.
EDIT: He was right.

QUOTES

Neptune/Quotes

TRIVIA

• Neptune is the worst Neptunia character, or even the worst character in fiction.
• In Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2, Sana- uhh I mean Nepgear kills Neptune for good, making every other appearannce of her after that game non-canon.
• Neptune personifies and is based off the cancelled Sega Neptune, which was supposed to be a hybrid of the Sega Mega Drive and the 32X, but was thankfuly cancelled in favor of the Sega Saturn. It was for the best, seeing how it would have only been used by retards as a "shrine to CPU Purple Heart herself" because of how shitty the 32X library was.
• According to herself, Neptune has the greatest ass out of the four CPUs. Of course, only she thinks that.
• Although Neptune does seem like the kind of person careless enough to roam around wearing nothing but a jacket, she does actually wear some kind of weird shirt/sleeve/thing underneath.
• Neptune is illiterate.
• Her hoodie strings are actually USB plugs.
• Neptune's original design was some random ass doodle based on the Roman sea god, Neptune. Her original design was liked so much by Tsunako's coworkers, she was made the into protagonist of the series and... radically redesigned. Good job.
• Neptune is best girl. No, she isn't.
• There is a possibility, because of her HDD and NEXT Forms, that Neptune is just pretending to be stupid for the sake of fanservice and memes and she actually has a hidden intellect much larger than every single Neptunia character combined, also evident by how many fucking references she makes to literally fucking everything in existence. Either that or I'm just a blind Neptune fanboy.
• I'm gonna leave that piece of "trivia" above intact just because of how fucking stupid it sounds. Cope harder.
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Gallery

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  oh, she's back!

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  obligatory bust chart

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  one for purple heart too

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  a picture of neptune, who downloads all the memes

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  super saiyan 2

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  otp???

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  bitch

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  you should kill yourself NOW

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  yay?

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  ugly ass

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  neptunia series after tsunako quits

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  when nep's pudding is gone from the fridge

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