Eggplants
The food of Satan. Looks like a dick, tastes all mushy and shit, which confirms that the Relationshipping page on this wiki actually wasn't wrong about all non-hetero ships being invalidated. Doesn't taste like dick at all.
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The Eggplant Boycott Movement (this part is just made up lol)
Started by somebody who was definitely not a shill for the Planeptune regime, this aimed to combat the existence of the old goth hag's eggplant farm by boycotting eggplants, even those with known sources tracable to the farm of origin. In reality, the truth was, the regime wanted to legitimise banning eggplants and needed a fucking excuse to do so, so organising a form of controlled protest with a legitimate reason - a dubious farm with strong connections to evil - was a good cause. "Two birds with one stone", as Compa's grandpa would say.
Later on, two splinter groups formed called We Demand The Origin because of disagreements over the true intentions of the movement being a plan to actually BAN eggplants from being grown... and Remove Eggplant - Pudding Power, because they didn't agree with the other two movements being led by people with eggplant coloured hair, which many felt turned it into a dumb joke.
Nobody really knows what happened to the Planeptune Peoples' Popular Movement to Diversify and Trace the Origins of Eggplants, but it's told that he's running a website that just slags everything off. Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for everyone else, no one gives a shit except to have a good laugh.