Warechu
| Boring Info | |
| True Name | Rodent |
|---|---|
| Nicknames | Mr. Mouse
Rat Pirachu Rodent |
| Appears In | All the mainline games besides the first |
| Stats | |
| Height | 2... maybe even 3 |
| Fucks Given | around 1 |
| Technical Info | |
| Voice (EN) | G. K. Bowes |
| Voice (JP) | Neeko |
| Race | Rat |
| Weapon | Tail |
| Residence | Sewers |
Warechu (ワレチュー) sometimes known as Pirachu is literally a fucking rat. He's usually seen helping an Old hag and/or various anti-goddess organizations. Contrary to popular belief, Neptunia actually does have male characters. While none of them are human, Warechu is close enough to human, and represents the looks of any male who actually plays this degenerate series. Depending on the game he'll either talk normally or say "chu" after every sentence. He also has a crush on Compa for literally no reason at all.
Story
Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2
Warechu within Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2 is just some creepy rat dude you fight that's basically Underling 2.0. He's annoying as fuck, and constantly talks about how much he wants to fuck Compa.
Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory
In Victory, Warechu is seen helping an old hag in a group known as the Seven Sages. Warechu is one of the few members of said group. Their goal is to abolish the goddesses who rule in Ultradimension. Warechu throughout his adventure gets raped by Plutie a few times. He even sacrifices himself to save the old hag in hopes he'll be spared, but Plutie had other plans...
Megadimension Neptunia VII
He really doesn't do much in this one to be honest. He's just there to jerk off to Compa and give info on the Gold Third or whatever.
Personality
Depending on whether Compa is around or not, Warechu is one of the most normal acting characters in Neptunia. He understands that he'll get his shit handed to him by the goddesses and even warns to his allies about that. But in the end, his lust for Compa's onlyfans is too much, and he throws himself into conflict for her, in hopes that one day he'll get those nudes.
Likes and Dislikes
Just like the old hag, Warechu himself is a furry. They both enjoy attending anti-goddess forums and complaining about how OP they are. He also enjoys this one bitch named Compa and attempts to hook up with her multiple times after finding her location from an ad claiming to have "hot milfs in your area." On the other hand Warechu hates goddesses, but who can blame him. One goddess has anger issues, one is mentally retarded, another has no friends, and the last one is some big titty gamer girl. Although, that last one doesn't sound half bad.
Anatomy
Warechu is just a bigass bi-pedal rat, the only unique thing about him is that disc in his right hand. Contrary to popular belief, that's actually apart of his body. It's a cancerous tumor that Warechu gained after he appeared in Victory and Compile Heart started over re-using models from older games. Warechu has attempted countless times to get the tumor removed... but to no avail. Planeptune doctors give him around 3 days to live.
Trivia
- Depending on how you look at it, Warechu's name can either be a pun on "warui" (meaning bad), much like Waluigi and Wario from the Super Mario series, or it could be a reference to warez, which is pirated software.
Pictures
warechu fucking dies
Warechu but hes not a fucking rat
Warechu gets raped(again)
